a place to talk about feelings
This house is a fcking nightmareReal Dad named the chat Uniting My Family
Real Dad added Mom, Yeetsang, Ho #1, and Sunshine
Sunshine: what
Real Dad added KISSES FOR JIMIN OPPA and Ho #2
KISSES FOR JIMIN OPPA: hell to the frickin no
Real Dad added Pringles
Real Dad: son watch your language
KISSES FOR JIMIN OPPA: I'm not your son
read 11:13 P.M
Yeetsang: wtf
Mom: wtf
Sunshine: who's Pringles
Pringles: wtf
Ho #1: Joong wtf is this
Real Dad: a place for us to talk about our feelings
Sunshine: um who are you
Mom: Change my username
Ho #2: I literally barely know most of you and the rest I don't know at all
Real Dad: I'm uniting my family biatches
Mom: ok...
Sunshine: but who ARE you
Real Dad: the guy who came in to get his hair dyed yesterday?
Sunshine: oh yeah! the one who kept talking about his crush's talents and beauty
Sunshine: you got crusty hair
Sunshine: wait that came out wrong
Real Dad: um
private chat: Real Dad & Sunshine
Real Dad: Choi my crush is a secret
Sunshine: oops
Sunshine: is he in the chat too?
Real Dad: duh i told you he's my friend
Sunshine: double oops
Uniting My Family
Sunshine: wait I remember that was someone else lol
Sunshine: youre the guy who claimed to have five kids at 21
Real Dad: now I have six
Real Dad: welcome to the family, Choi
Real Dad: please tell me your name
Sunshine changed their name to Sanshine
Sanshine: this is all your getting
Yeetsang: why is Choi San here
Sanshine: dammit
Yeetsang: we're in advanced math together
Sanshine: who tf are you
Yeetsang: guess
Sanshine: Johnny Seo
Yeetsang: wrong
Sanshine: Jeon Jungkook
Yeetsang: nope
Sanshine: sorry i dont know you
Real Dad: k kiddos let's introduce ourselvrs!
Mom: OURSELVRS
Pringles: hahahahahaHAHAHAHAhaha
Sanshine: Ok
KISSES FOR JIMIN OPPA: ok can i go first
KISSES FOR JIMIN OPPA: my name is Wooyoung and I'm really hot
KISSES FOR JIMIN OPPA: k next
Yeetsang: im kang yeosang and.... yeah
Sanshine: omg i do know you!
Sanshine: i'm choi san, i'm 19 and i never
Real Dad: omg dont
Sanshine: ....ing learned how to
Mom: i dont think thats how it goes
Sanshine: idc
Mom: okay so im Park Seonghwa and I'm really handsome and beautiful
Real Dad: yes. yes you are
Mom: hmm thanks
Real Dad: you're welcome!!!!
Ho #1: ????
Ho #1: I'm yunho and im lesbian
Ho #2: i thought you were
Yeetsang: dont say it
Ho #2: a guy
Ho #1: i am geez
Ho #1: issa joke
Pringles: YO
Pringles: IN SOMG MANGO
Pringles: *i'm song mingi
Yeetsang: hi mango
Mom: mAnGo
Real Dad: how many foods are you
Pringles: idk
Ho #2: okayyyy i'm Jongho and i really don't want to be here
Yeetsang: lmao then bye
Yeetsang removed Ho #2 from the chat
private chat: Yeosangie and Horton hears a Ho
Horton hears a Ho: no add me back
Yeosangie: knew it
Uniting My Family
Yeetsang added Ho #2
Yeetsang changed Ho #2's name to Apple Killer
Apple Killer: why bro
Yeetsang: idk bro why do you think bro
Apple Killer: to know things bro
Yeetsang: bro
Apple Killer: bro
Sanshine: *OPENS COKE CAN LOUDLY*
Yeetsang: what
Sanshine: i said
Sanshine: OPENS COKE CAN LOUDLY
Real Dad: im hongjoong
Mom: late to the party Joongie
Real Dad: KFKSKAKROHVKRPCI
Pringles: lol
Yeetsang: tf?
Real Dad: sorry
Real Dad: im good
Ho #1: ok....
Real Dad changed Ho #1's name to Soft
Soft: awesome
Mom: change mine too
Real Dad: no
Mom: :((( how can you be so cute :((( but so mean :(((
Real Dad changed Mom's name to Certified Hottie
Certified Hottie: much better thanks
Real Dad: w
Certified Hottie: ......okay then
KISSES FOR JIMIN OPPA: hold tf up
KISSES FOR JIMIN OPPA changed their name to The bestest boy
The bestest boy: there we go
Apple Killer: no
Certified Hottie: wait am i not one of your kids-
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