Private chat: The bestest boy & Certified Hottie

Certified Hottie: why are you texting me

The bestest boy: wanna know a fun fact? 

Certified Hottie: no

The bestest boy: you have a crush on Hongjoong

Certified Hottie changed their name to Jared, 19

The bestest boy: haha knew it

The bestest boy: you couldn't think of an answer

The bestest boy: which means, of course, that I am right

Jared, 19: ......maybe

The bestest boy: OH THANK GOD I WAS ABOUT TO BE SO EMBARRASSED

Jared, 19: wait you just got me to sort-of confess my secrEt by tRICKING ME- 

The bestest boy: BLAME SANNIE NOT ME

The bestest boy: IT WAS HIS IDEAJCKJLTP

Jared, 19: ????? 

The bestest boy changed his name to Wooyoung is dead

Wooyoung is dead: hi san here

Wooyoung is dead: he lied 

Wooyoung is dead: it wasnt my idea

Wooyoung is dead: it was one hundred percent hiskglhld

Wooyoung is dead changed their name to Yeet or be yeeted

Yeet or be yeeted: dont believe a word San says! 

Jared, 19: i could not be more confused right now

Yeet or be yeeted: thats because you can't read

Jared, 19: oh you're right

Jared, 19: hold tf up how did i just read that

Yeet or be yeeted: a day may come when you are funny

Yeet or be yeeted: but it is not today

Yeet or be yeeted: *bts playing loudly in the background* 

Jared, 19:

Yeet or be yeeted: no cussing

Jared, 19: female dog

Yeet or be yeeted: okay better

HONGJOONG created a chat

HONGJOONG changed their name to Leader

Leader added SEONGHWA, YEOSANG, JONGHO, and MOM

Leader: no

Leader removed MOM from the chat

JONGHO: lmaooooo was that your actual mom

Leader named the chat Everyone except the idiots

Leader: yeah it was

JONGHO changed their name to The Boss Baby

YEOSANG: oh hell no man

YEOSANG changed their name to My face is a blessing

SEONGHWA changed their name to My face is better though

My face is a blessing changed their name to My face is the best

My face is better though changed their name to Honey you wish

The Boss Baby changed My face is the best's name to The Incredibles

The Boss Baby changed Honey you wish's name to Mean Girls

The Boss Baby changed Leader's name to LaLa Land

Mean Girls: what why

The Boss Baby: movies

Mean Girls: yeah but why

The Boss Baby: fun

The Incredibles: okayyyy.....

LaLa Land: why am i a musical

Mean Girls: because you like music

LaLa Land: fair enough

The Boss Baby: so Joong why'd you make this

LaLa Land: To escape the idiots

Mean Girls: thank you from the bottom of my heart

The Incredibles: same

The Boss Baby: sAME

LaLa Land: mingi is too much

Mean Girls: ikr

The Incredibles: i cant stand Wooyoung

The Boss Baby: san is cute but he's dumb

LaLa Land: yep

The Incredibles: yunho isn't all that bad

LaLa Land: true

LaLa Land added YUNHO

The Boss Baby changed YUNHO's name to Love, Simon

The Boss Baby: you're gay

Love, Simon: no sherlock

Love, Simon: yay ive always wanted to say that! 

The Boss Baby: My dear Watson, you are gay

The Incredibles: You're a homoual, Harry

Mean Girls: Luke.... I am..... gay

LaLa Land: what

Mean Girls: im gay

LaLa Land: yeah but what

Mean Girls: i dont know i ran out of fandoms to quote

The Incredibles: so you quoted Star Wars in the literal dumbest way possible

The Boss Baby: it's 'you're gay' not 'i'm gay' 

Mean Girls: but i AM gay

Love, Simon: you're also impossible

LaLa Land: yes

Private chat: Wooyoung 💖 and Sannie

Sannie: never gonna give you up never gonna let you down

Wooyoung 💖: im breaking up with you

Sannie: no wait