Uniting My Family

Real Dad: Did you have fun at the gathering

Jared, 19: no

Real Dad: who are you

Jared, 19: Jared

Yeet or be yeeted: he's seonghwa

Jared, 19: dammit wooyoung 

Real Dad: ah

Pringles: wassup

Pringles: it's britney

Apple Killer: mingi

Apple Killer: dont 

Sanshine: *do'nt 

Yeet or be yeeted: lol

Yeet or be yeeted: *dont' 

Soft: *d'ont

Real Dad: tell me this isnt happening

Sanshine: *is'nt

Yeet or be yeeted: Y'ALL SAN CA'NT SPELL

Yeet or be yeeted: *isnt' 

Soft: *i'snt

Yeetsang: y'all need to go tf back to school

Yeetsang changed Yeet or be yeeted's name to Honk

Honk: WHY

Yeetsang: *don't, isn't, can't 

Sanshine: oh 

Honk: oh

Soft: oh

Real Dad: thank you yeosang

Yeetsang: you're welcome

Pringles: *your

Yeetsang: absolutely not

Pringles: ...

Yeetsang: google it

Sanshine: he wont actually do it

Yeetsang: .

Sanshine: he won't actually do it

Yeetsang: 👍

Pringles: ok i googled it.... your right

Yeetsang: ??? 

Pringles: ok i googled it... you're right

Yeetsang: much better

Jared, 19: Who's your EXO bias

Apple Killer: chen

Pringles: Chanyeol

Real Dad: Suho

Soft: sehun

Sanshine: kai

Yeetsang: kyungsoo

Jared, 19: mine is Xiumin

Honk: i don't know the members

Real Dad: .

Jared, 19: ..

Pringles: ...

Yeetsang: ....

Sanshine: .....

Apple Killer: ......

Soft: you disgrace

Honk: sorry? 

Sanshine: ok! 

Real Dad: ....ok

Jared, 19: i cannot forgive this

Jared, 19: lol just kidding

Jared, 19: still.

Jared, 19: you better learn them

Private chat: Wooyoung 💖 and Sannie

Sannie: here you go

Sannie: xiumin, suho, lay, baekhyun, chen, chanyeol, kyungsoo, kai, sehun

Sannie: k bye

Wooyoung 💖: wait

Wooyoung 💖: i just wanted to tell you

Wooyoung 💖: you're cute

Wooyoung 💖: bye

Sannie: ???? 

Sannie: 😊 thank you! 

Private chat: Wooyoung & HJ

Wooyoung: help my not-yet-boyfriend-but-kind-of-boyfriend-maybe is too cute

HJ: *insert long sigh* 

HJ: your nybbkobm 

Wooyoung: yeah

HJ: can't help you

Wooyoung: seonghwa likes you

HJ: what

Wooyoung: it's true

HJ: where did you get this information

Wooyoung: seonghwa 

HJ: he's going to kill you 

Wooyoung: not if you kiss him

HJ: no, im pretty sure he'll still kill you

Wooyoung: then dont tell

Wooyoung: bye, im off to a date with my nybbkobm

HJ: .....

Wooyoung logged off

HJ: ASKDLCMSKEKBMVLSKCGKSEONGHWAKVLTO

HJ: SEONGHWA LIKES ME

HJ: WOOYOUNG YOU BRAT YOU BETTER NOT BE MAKING THIS UP

HJ: ok time to delete all that

Everyone except the idiots: 

The Incredibles: wtf is a nybbkobm

LaLa Land: not-yet-boyfriend-but-kind-of-boyfriend-maybe

The Incredibles: so seonghwa is your nybbkobm

LaLa Land: HSDJCKCK

Mean Girls: JSKCLBLBLG

The Incredibles: ah i see

Private chat: Pringles and Yeetsang

Pringles: why is Hongjoong yelling

Yeetsang: seonghwa nybbkobm

Pringles: ok then