Real Dad named the chat Uniting My Family

Real Dad added Mom, Yeetsang, Ho #1, and Sunshine

Sunshine: what

Real Dad added KISSES FOR JIMIN OPPA and Ho #2  

KISSES FOR JIMIN OPPA: hell to the frickin no

Real Dad added Pringles

Real Dad: son watch your language

KISSES FOR JIMIN OPPA: I'm not your son

read 11:13 P.M 

Yeetsang: wtf 

Mom: wtf

Sunshine: who's Pringles

Pringles: wtf

Ho #1: Joong wtf is this

Real Dad: a place for us to talk about our feelings

Sunshine: um who are you

Mom: Change my username

Ho #2: I literally barely know most of you and the rest I don't know at all

Real Dad: I'm uniting my family biatches

Mom: ok...

Sunshine: but who ARE you

Real Dad: the guy who came in to get his hair dyed yesterday? 

Sunshine: oh yeah! the one who kept talking about his crush's talents and beauty

Sunshine: you got crusty hair

Sunshine: wait that came out wrong

Real Dad: um 

private chat: Real Dad & Sunshine

Real Dad: Choi my crush is a secret

Sunshine: oops

Sunshine: is he in the chat too? 

Real Dad: duh i told you he's my friend

Sunshine: double oops

Uniting My Family

Sunshine: wait I remember that was someone else lol

Sunshine: youre the guy who claimed to have five kids at 21 

Real Dad: now I have six

Real Dad: welcome to the family, Choi

Real Dad: please tell me your name

Sunshine changed their name to Sanshine

Sanshine: this is all your getting

Yeetsang: why is Choi San here

Sanshine: dammit

Yeetsang: we're in advanced math together

Sanshine: who tf are you

Yeetsang: guess

Sanshine: Johnny Seo

Yeetsang: wrong

Sanshine: Jeon Jungkook

Yeetsang: nope

Sanshine: sorry i dont know you

Real Dad: k kiddos let's introduce ourselvrs! 

Mom: OURSELVRS

Pringles: hahahahahaHAHAHAHAhaha

Sanshine: Ok

KISSES FOR JIMIN OPPA: ok can i go first

KISSES FOR JIMIN OPPA: my name is Wooyoung and I'm really hot

KISSES FOR JIMIN OPPA: k next

Yeetsang: im kang yeosang and.... yeah

Sanshine: omg i do know you! 

Sanshine: i'm choi san, i'm 19 and i never 

Real Dad: omg dont 

Sanshine: ....ing learned how to

Mom: i dont think thats how it goes

Sanshine: idc

Mom: okay so im Park Seonghwa and I'm really handsome and beautiful

Real Dad: yes. yes you are

Mom: hmm thanks

Real Dad: you're welcome!!!! 

Ho #1: ???? 

Ho #1: I'm yunho and im lesbian

Ho #2: i thought you were

Yeetsang: dont say it

Ho #2: a guy

Ho #1: i am geez

Ho #1: issa joke

Pringles: YO 

Pringles: IN SOMG MANGO

Pringles: *i'm song mingi

Yeetsang: hi mango

Mom: mAnGo

Real Dad: how many foods are you

Pringles: idk

Ho #2: okayyyy i'm Jongho and i really don't want to be here

Yeetsang: lmao then bye

Yeetsang removed Ho #2 from the chat

private chat: Yeosangie and Horton hears a Ho

Horton hears a Ho: no add me back

Yeosangie: knew it

Uniting My Family

Yeetsang added Ho #2 

Yeetsang changed Ho #2's name to Apple Killer

Apple Killer: why bro

Yeetsang: idk bro why do you think bro

Apple Killer: to know things bro 

Yeetsang: bro

Apple Killer: bro

Sanshine: *OPENS COKE CAN LOUDLY* 

Yeetsang: what

Sanshine: i said

Sanshine: OPENS COKE CAN LOUDLY

Real Dad: im hongjoong

Mom: late to the party Joongie

Real Dad: KFKSKAKROHVKRPCI

Pringles: lol 

Yeetsang: tf? 

Real Dad: sorry

Real Dad: im good

Ho #1: ok....

Real Dad changed Ho #1's name to Soft

Soft: awesome

Mom: change mine too 

Real Dad: no

Mom: :((( how can you be so cute :((( but so mean :(((

Real Dad changed Mom's name to Certified Hottie

Certified Hottie: much better thanks

Real Dad: w

Certified Hottie: ......okay then

KISSES FOR JIMIN OPPA: hold tf up

KISSES FOR JIMIN OPPA changed their name to The bestest boy

The bestest boy: there we go

Apple Killer: no

Certified Hottie: wait am i not one of your kids-