A/N: dachaetzu won the poll! Unfortunately, I tried a new kind of writing style for that drabble and I really don’t like how it’s turning out. So here’s a dachaetzu + momo crack drabble that no one asked for because dahmochaeyu is the softest thing and you can fight me on this D: 
I don’t know if it really qualifies as crack; it’d be easier if I could use emojis and it’s almost 4am but hope you enjoy! As always, follow me @moonstargayzing on twitter for gay content and also to send me prompts/ideas or just scream about these cuties with me <3

Summary: Momo creates a groupchat for the gaybies.

Sunday 3:54 PM

[Momo added Tzuyu, Chaeyoung, and Dahyun to the chat.]

Tzuyu: ?
Dahyun: HI EVERYONE
Chaeyoung: sup homies

[Momo changed Momo’s name to momosus]

Tzuyu: Calling yourself Jesus now, are you?
momosus: yea u seen tht meme of godjihyo bitin my shoulder
Dahyun: ;qe3rwewfdispu
Chaeyoung: …...
momosus: like peter parker bcaem spooderman bc of a spuderbit
Tzuyu: Please use proper spelling. We can’t understand you.
momosus: ik u can u jus not tryin hard enuf
Dahyun: SORRY I FELL WHAT DID I MISS
Chaeyoung: nothin much dubs
momosus: so if godjihyo bit my shoulder im gay jesus now !!!
momosus: yall bowdown 2 moosus
Chaeyoung: i thot hayley kiyoko was lesbian jesus…?
Tzuyu: moosus……..
Chaeyoung: sup cow
Dahyun: owow???
momosus: *MOMOSUS :”(

[momosus changed Tzuyu’s name to meanknae.]
[momosus changed Chaeyoung’s name to cutie.]
[momosus changed Dahyun’s name to gayfu.]

meanknae: ….
cutie: omg momoring ily
momosus: OMG CHAENGIE ILY2!!!!!!1111111111
gayfu: is this supposed to be for tofu or waifu……
momosus: o
momosus: y not bothhhh ;)

[meanknae changed Tzuyu’s name to puppylover]

cutie: chewy u sound like a furry stopit
momosus: OOF
gayfu: wait… so what’s happening?
puppylover: stop hating, chaeyoung.
momosus: hahHHEHEHE chewys alrd losing h er propr grammr!11
puppylover: …..
cutie: momo y r u so cute
momosus: excse me its momosus
cutie: ….i take it back
puppylover: so, unnie… why did you gather us here?
gayfu: because she’s gay
puppylover: we’re all gay, dahyun unnie.
cutie: ….chewy’s right
momosus: AHEM
gayfu: yes, momoring?
momosus: M HERE 2 EDUMACATE YALL ON GAYNESS

[momosus changed the chat name to GAYBIES <3]

puppylover: …. -facepalms-
gayfu: ;sadklgbeaifds
cutie: continue, momo baby
momosus: IT MOMOSUS
gayfu: soRRY I FELL AGAIN
puppylover: ...dahyun unnie what are you doing right now?
cutie: she’s prob checkin out sana’s
puppylover: pfft.
momosus: DAHYUNNIE CHEKC OUT MY ITS NICER
puppylover: ….Momo’s not wrong for once
cutie: both of ur asses r p nice :^)
gayfu: im tryin t