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You have an instant message from Jae

Jae: Dara you'll never guess what happened!!
Dara: Of course I'm not psychic
Jae: Haha, your first ever failure in the humor department
Dara: Go pester someone else, I'm sooooo enamored with our lesson. And I don't want to piss Ms.Ann

Jae: Oh just forget her! She will never find out that we're chatting in class anyway
Dara: Stop bothering me you lazy student, i am very much interested on how cells work
Jae: Oh like egg cells?
Dara: NO you pabo! cells like excel cells! duh we're taking computer 101 here
Jae: You're really not asking?
Dara: Okay, how can you double a cells number?
Jae: I haven't got a clue, in case you haven't noticed i'm not exactly listening!
Dara: im no longer talking excel stupid. i heard that egg cells will never grow in number they will just diminish as a woman grows older
Jae: do i really need to know this information
Dara: No, take that as my contribution to your much needed enlightenment
Jae: I'm finally dating somebody
Dara: Hallelujah!!
Jae: It's true
Dara: So...are her cell count healthy?
Jae: Huh?
Dara: her egg cell count!
Jae: What about that?
Dara: is it sufficient until she reach the dreaded age of 30?
Jae: Why in the world do i need to know that?
Dara: It's important. it's a must that you know this stuff!!!!
Jae: why in the world must i know if her cell count is healthy
Dara: trust me. it's very important
Jae: WHY
Dara: last night i heard my aunt bawling, apparently hers wasn't healthy enough
Jae: you are seriously demented
Dara: no, just great at accidental eavesdropping
Jae: let's say that you are right, how in the world would i know without making a total complete idiotic fool of my cool self?
Dara: know what?
Jae: the health of her cells!!!!!
Dara: oh. simple
Jae: ???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dara: ask her, stupid
Jae: how in the world would she know?
Dara: duh, she should know. it's a dating prerequisite! she has to know! if she doesn't then stop dating her!
Jae: my best friend has gone officially insane
Dara: Im deeply touched. you finally noticed.
Jae: so...
Dara: so what?
Jae: you're not asking?
Dara: about what?!
Jae: our date!!!! like what happened? how was it? and stuff like that!
Dara: should i?
Jae: of course! she's like my first date in like my 14 years of existence!!
Dara: ANNOYING existence if I may add
Jae: whatever, so ask!
Dara: as you're best friend i am now using the spare-me-the-gory-details privilege
Jae: we KISSED!!!
Jae: Dara?
Jae: Ya! are you still there?
Jae: Sandara Park!
Dara: oops!!! sorry i fell down my chair. i had this horrid dream starring you and some nameless creature with the same chromosomes as mine. and guess what??? you were dating!!! but that's not yet the worst of it! the horror of all horrors according to this nightmare was that you KISSED! them bam! i fell of my ch