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woo: dara noona!

dara: woo!

woo: noona I need your help

dara: hello to you too

woo: oops..sorry

woo: annyeong noona *does the belly button bow*

dara: haha you're too cute

woo: i am not!

dara: yes you are

woo: no i'm not! i'm not cute that's for dogs noona! *pouts*

dara: aigoo! fine i take it back. you are not cute. my dongsaeng is adorable

woo: hehe it's way better noona

dara: so???

woo: what?

dara: tsk. what an old man. you need my help right?

woo: oh right! please help me noona. please please please

dara: okay. do you need help with girls? I'm great at that.keke Dara The Love Guru!!!

woo: haha it's sort of like that noona

dara:Oh my! *hand on forehead* my dongsaeng's a grown man... *pinches nose bridge* I'm tearing up. this is such a happy day

woo: aisht! noona it's not like that!

dara:  :Hrun: my son's all grown up. omma's crying

woo: noona! when did you become such an ajuhmma?

dara: since the day my son a.k.a chubby cheeks a.k.a woo grew into a man

woo: my cheeks are not chubby!

dara: they are. so who's the lucky lady?

woo: well you see noona...it's not really like that

dara: huh?

woo: you see jae hyung's been pestering me

dara: that jae! what is it this time?

woo: he's been teasing me that i'm not a man

dara: eh? why?

woo: because i'm still single

dara: so? he's single too right

woo: but he's courting someone and i'm not really courting anyone

dara: WHAT? HE'S WHAT?

woo: he's courting someone noona

dara: That guy! HOW DARE HIM! how dare him keep this a secret from me!!! I'm so gonna SKIN HIM ALIVE!!!! just he wait! how dare him!!! he's gone really stupid now? he's digging his own bloody grave!!!!

woo: noona calm down!

dara: how can i calm down when that gu's acting stupid again?!

woo: noona it's me who needs help here

dara: you wont be needing my help after i kill that stupid guy

woo: woah noona you're scaring me

dara: that guys asking for it!

woo: NOONA

dara: What?!

woo: i need your help remember?

dara: oh yeah. sorry ..what can i do to help?

woo: please noona im begging you. will you please please please please pretend that