A/n: just for clarification, this is who is who

stinkyjinki: ONew from shinee (coz lee jinki is his real name)

suhoe: suho? from exo (aint it obvious?)

urgaltaetae: my one and only queen, taeyeon from snsd

kwonkong: KWON YURI AKA A QUEEN also from snsd

yooknowwhatis:  Im Yoona also from snsd

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Joohyunnie made a groupchat named: leaders struggles

Joohyunnie added suhoe, urgaltaetae & stinkyjinki to the chat!

suhoe: da hell is this?

Joohyunnie: a groupchat for sm leaders

urgaltaetae: why u add me

Joohyunnie: coz ur a leader?!1?1

urgaltaetae: oh

stinkyjinki: yooooo who made this

stinkyjinki: oh it was joohyun

stinkyjinki: hi guys!

suhoe: u type so damn fast 

stinkyjinki: ik

suhoe: why'd u make this chat irene?

Joohyunnie: idk

urgaltaetae added yooknowwhatis & kwonkong to the chat!

suhoe: who the hell is kwonkong? 

kwonkong: excuse me who the hell r U?1?1!

suhoe: leader of exo. nice to meet u

kwonkong: oh its u junmyeon

suhoe: ye

kwonkong: well this is yuri

urgaltaetae: yuri is yoona awake yet?

kwonkong: naH

kwonkong: but the is snoring loud AF

urgaltaetae: yeah, i can hear her from across the hallway

suhoe: can someone plz come and tell chanyeol to shutup, he wont listen to me

Joohyunnie: at least u dont have YERIM

suhoe: aT lEAsT u doNT hAvE 8 otHEr meMBeRs

urgaltaetae: yeah m8. 4 members would be piece of cake

Joohyunnie: Yeri counts as four. that means i have SEVEN

suhoe: jongdae, baekhyun and chanyeol count as NINE then. that means i have SIXTEEN OTHER MEMBERS

urgaltaetae: at least u dont have hyoyeon sleeping in the bed next to u. damn she snores loud

suhoe: what's with u guys and snoring?

kwonkong: its contagious

urgaltaetae: agree

Joohyunnie: well im not coming over for sleepovers anytime soon

urgaltaetae: we didnt want u anyway

Joohyunnie:??!1111??1!

kwonkong: ye. i'd much rather have seulgi. shes quiet

Joohyunnie:  LIE OF THE CENTURY

Joohyunnie: IM THE QUIET ONE!

suhoe: tru tho. u look emo half the time

suhoe: baek off!!

kwonkong: lol i wonder what's going on in their dorm

Joohyunnie: well im just glad that none of my other members are awake

urgaltaetae: same tbh. 

suhoe added jongdaeandnight to the chat!

jongdaeandnight: sup guys im exo's new leader

urgaltaetae: lol what happpened to suho?

jongdaeandnight: i hid his phone

kwonkong: lol shame junmyeon

jongdaeandnight: oh

kwonkong: what?!

jongdaeandnight: he's got his ing baseball bat. 

jongdaeandnight: oh no.

Joohyunnie: what's happening?!11?!!1

jongdaeandnight:  he found me

jongdaeandnight has left the chat!

kwonkong:....

urgaltaetae: wtf just happened?!!!?!?

Joohyunnie: i dont think u wanna know thw answer

suhoe: ye u dont

kwonkong: junmyeon what did u do!!!?!? what'd u do to my little jongdae?!!

suhoe: i just gave him twenty bucks to leave th chat calm down fam

kwonkong: srsly? that's all. ur boring

urgaltaetae: ofc. he's rich

suhoe: no im not

urgaltaetae: ur bank acc says otherwise

urgaltaetae: last time i checked, the balance was $60,378.82

suhoe: tf? 

kwonkong: oh lol i remember

Joohyunnie: wait is that the time we had a sleepover

kwonkong: yes

suhoe: wait wHAt

kwonkong: yeah and baekhyun told us the password

Joohyunnie: ok that part was creepy

suhoe: BAEK DID WHAT!!?!!111/?!?!

kwonkong: we looked at ur acc becoz baek and jongdae came over to the dorm

suhoe: IMMA WHOOP HIS BLOoDY  

Joohyunnie: ur kinda wierd m8

suhoe: AND Y IS THAT?

Joohyunnie: coz ur password was 'rvislit' 

suhoe: well it aINt anymore

urgaltaetae: i feel like we're missing somebody

kwonkong: yeah same

Joohyunnie: where did onew go?

kwonkong: he's with his boyfriend TAEMIN

Joohyunnie: how do u even know that suff man

suhoe: oh no not this conversation

urgaltaetae: dont even start

kwonkong: also where is yixing, junmyeon?

suhoe: idk, somewhere in china

Joohyunnie: i just went through this the other day with YERI fml

kwonkong: went through what?

Joohyunnie: nvm

urgaltaetae: i feel like we're still missing someone

suhoe: vic?

Joohyunnie: oh ye. forgot to add her

kwonkong: that's ratch

urgaltaetae: u also forgot leeteuk

Joohyunnie: that's right

suhoe: not his grandma looking

kwonkong: shutup junmyeon

Joohyunnie added whoteukmyfood & viccy to the chat!

whoteukmyfood: da hell is this?

suhoe: that's exactly what i said

Joohyunnie: just a chat for sm leaders? idek

urgaltaetae: oh no.

whoeukmyfood: what

urgaltaetae: hyoyeon's awake

whoteukmyfood: and?..

Joohyunnie: oml what're u doing in my room taeyeon

urgaltaetae: i may have broken hyoyeon's favourite shoes....

Joohyunnie: idiot smh

kwonkong: i just heard u slam the door

kwonkong: gr8 now yoona's awake

suhoe: can i come over joohyun. the guys are driving me nuts

whoteukmyfood: shame

suhoe: shutup grandma

whoteukmyfood: excuse mE

whoteukmyfood: wHO r U caLlING gRaNDmA

suhoe: u

whoteukmyfood has left the chat!

suhoe: shame

kwonkong: ur annoying junmyeon smh

urgaltaetae: respect ur elders

suhoe: wHaT? i was JOKING

kwonkong: u r a joke

urgaltaetae: nah he's a grandpa

Joohyunnie: hi guys it's yeri

kwonkong: sup YERIM!

Joohyunnie added Yerimisthename to the chat!

Yerimisthename: hBAHAHAHAHHA

urgaltaetae: SHAME IRENE

kwonkong: what happened?!?!?!11/!

suhoe: yeah what happened

urgaltaetae: irene just deadass dropped her phone

suhoe: that's all?

Yerimisthename: in the toilet

urgaltaetae: oh . YERI WE SHOULD RUN

Yerimisthename: kjfdsljsbkfniujkvndjlkngefoubjnv

suhoe: ????

suhoe: oh ! what r u two doing here?

kwonkong: dont tell me their in ur dorm

suhoe: they are

kwonkong: dude i can hear IRENE STOMPING DONW THE HALLWAY LMAO

suhoe: damn how loud does she have to knock

Yerimisthename added emojoy, jongdaeandnight, chantheman & baek-kon to the chat!

urgaltaetae: wow ur dorm is so messy junmyeon

suhoe: blame it on baekhyun

baek-kon: bull. ur the messy one

jongdaeandnight added callmewendy to the chat!

callmewendy: who added me?

jongdaeandnight: me

callmewendy: u woke me up

chantheman: shame

Yerimisthename: oi, wake up sooyoung

callmewendy: she already is

callmewendy: also where'd joohyun go to?

chantheman: she's trying to break down our door

baek-kon: imma call the police if she keeps going on like that

jongdaeandnight: she's louder than me

kwonkong: lol i can hear her from here

suhoe: irene shutup

Yerimisthename: she wont see it u stupidass

suhoe: respect ur elders

Yerimisthename: ur not an elder. ur an ancestor

suhoe: bij wHaT

baek-kon: haABABAHAHHAHAH

jongdaeandnight: #savagemaknaetime

jongdaeandnight added thehun to the chat! 

thehun: what dis?

suhoe: ur awake!??!?!

thehun: oh , why is gramps on here?

suhoe: when i walked in u were sleeping

thehun: no, i was just pretending. i just didnt want to talk to you

baek-kon: shame

Yerimisthename: shame

thehun: also what is all that banging?

kwonkong: lol it's kyungsoo and jongin

jongdaeandnight: im dead BAHAHHAAH

baek-kon: that's disghusting noona

urgaltaetae: it's irene

Yerimisthename: ye. the dropped her phone down the toilet

baek-kon: lol

emojoy: who made this?

Yerimisthename: irene

emojoy: where is she?

Yerimisthename: making out with wendy

callmewendy: YERIM U BETTER SHUTUP-

baek-kon: lol i luv this

jongdaeandnight: like u luv chanyeol?

kwonkong: BABhahhBABAHAa BAEKYEOL RISE

chantheman: can we please not start this conversation

thehun: WHY? U SCARED OF THE TRUTH

baek-kon: it anit the truth biJ

jongdaeandnight: SOBBING

yooknowwhatis: what dis? 

kwonkong: yo abt time yoona

yooknowwhatis: whatt's making all that noise

Yerimisthename: it's irene

callmewendy: oml she's still going

kwonkong: but why? didnt u say she dropped it in the toilet?

Yerimisthename: ......

urgaltaetae: she lied

Yerimisthename: well it did drop in the toilet....except it was ME who dropped it

callmewendy: she's gonna kill you once she breaks down that door

thehun: can she shutup it's getting annoying

suhoe: ikr

jongdaeandnight: i want breakfast

Jongdaeandnight: chanyeol make something

baek-kon: me too please

chantheman: can't you just TALK to me?

urgaltaetae: oh no bless my poor ears

Yerimisthename: u think its bad for u? its more embarassing for me!

kwonkong: what is?

yooknowwhatis: ye. what is? 

callmewendy: ??

emojoy: ??

thehun: oh no, i can hear it from the room

thehun: shutup hyung!

callmewendy: what's happening??!?!??!

chantheman: suho's singing red velvet songs

callmewendy: BABAAHAHAHHA

emojoy: tell him that I said he's wierd

suhoe: IM oN THE CHAT JOY 

emojoy: haH

Yerimisthename: oh no irene just opened the door

urgaltaetae: bij u'd better run

baek-kon: did they just run into kyungsoo's room? 

chantheman: yup

jongdaeandnight: they wont come out of there alive

thehun: oh no i hear kyungsoo's voice through the wall

Yerimisthename: 

kwonkong: how is she still typing?!!?!? lmao

Yerimisthename: it's me jongin. yeri dropped her phone on the floor

Yerimisthename: irene is currently strangling her on the bed

kwonkong: lol

suhoe: im going shopping, who's with me?

emojoy: me, im starving

urgaltaetae: shouldn't we make sure yeri doesnt die!!??!?!

callmewendy: nah she'l be fine

jongdaeandnight: im coming!

chantheman: me too!

baek-kon: me three!

thehun: get me some bubblemilk tea then

suhoe: okaay

suhoe: anyone want me to get them something

urgaltaetae: buy me a car

suhoe: something within my budget??!?!

urgaltaetae: a house

kwonkong: BAHAHAHAHA

yooknowwhatis: lol #$uhoe

suhoe: i hate u guys

kwonkong: we're girls

urgaltaetae: yeah

suhoe: smh, im leaving

thehun: dont forget my buble milk tea!!!!

suhoe: okay

callmewendy: Im coming!!!

jongdaeandnight: oh yeah wendy i heard u liked 'callmebaby' era heaps

callmewendy: oh no....

jongdaeandnight: i could get u a signiture and a photo together BAHAHAHAHHA

callmewendy: just shutup

jongdaeandnight: lol, ok, ok

stinkyjinki: what happened? 

kwonkong: oml, where'd u go

stinkyjinki: i was with taemin

kwonkong: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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