Yerimisthename made a groupchat called: that hoe's bday

Yerimisthename added: Joohyunnie, callmewendy, Kangempire & emojoy to the chat!

Yerimisthename: What's everyone getting for Sooyoung?

Joohyunnie: 4 what?

Yerimisthename: for her bday u

Joohyunnie: oh

Joohyunnie: ? Not sure yet. 

Yerimisthename: Seungwan?

callmewendy: yooooo

Yerimisthename: What r u getting 4 sooyoung

callmewendy: dunno. the hoe's not even answering my texts

Yerimisthename: thats coz ur annoying af

callmewendy: shutup 

Yerimisthename: what abt kang?

callmewendy: shes at some rich people party. 

callmewendy: probs drinking wine

emojoy: who added me

callmewendy: yeri u dumb u added sooyoung?!?!?1

emojoy: wait r u guys planning something behind my back

joohyunnie: smh yeri ur stupid

Yerimisthename removed emojoy from the groupchat!

callmewendy: this is y u never make the plans

yerimisthename: we didn't even say anything important, it's fine

joohyunnie: ye. but ur still stupid for adding her to the chat

yerimisthename: oh shutup u two, u always gang up on me

callmewendy: coz ur annoying

yerimisthename: stop stealing my words. be original seungwan

callmewendy: the name's wendy

yerimisthename: the name's yeri

joohyunnie: u two are so immature, shutup alrdy

yerimisthename: that's a bit rich coming from u

joohyunnie: excuse me bIJ

yerimisthename: the other day u two brought a to the dorms and made jokes nonstop. smh. ur really not funny.

joohyunnie: that was wendy!!! not me

yerimisthename: yeah but u 2 r like married so wHaTS the difference?

joohyunnie has left the chat

yerimisthename: what a saltyass

callmewendy: who's annoying now???!?!?!11/?!

yerimisthename: still you ;)

callmewendy: this kid i swear--

yerimisthename: r u constipated

callmewendy: tf?

callmewendy added joohyunnie to the chat!

yerimisthename: wives gotta stick together

joohyunnie: yeri, shutup

callmewendy: what is even the point o this chat?

yerimisthename: to call seungwan out on her uglyass fACe

callmewendy: fck u

yerimisthename: :)

callmewendy: ur so annoying

yerimisthename: good 2 know

joohyunnie: can we just talk abt sooyoung for one second?

callmewendy: yes. i cant waste my precious time on some1 like yeri

yerimisthename: u just typed a whole sentence for me. how sweet

callmewendy: that's it. im leaving. 

callmewendy has left the chat!

yerimisthename: joohyun add ur wife back to the chat

joohyunnie added callmewendy to the chat!

yerimisthename: wives can always help eachother. how sweet. 

callmewendy: y r we even friends with u

yerimisthename: yeah why r u? i dont rlly like u tbh

callmewendy: joohyun let's just leave. 

yerimisthename: so u can makeout? gross

callmewendy: WE ARE NOT DATING

yerimisthename: yeah. ur engaged

callmewendy: tHIs bIJ

Yerimisthename: wait no. ur alrdy married

callmewendy: i h8 u

yerimisthename: we have mutual feelings

joohyunnie: u 2 r so childish. this is abt sooyoung not the two of u

yerimisthename: ur wife is right

callmewendy: 4 the nth time. SHES NOT MY WIFE

yerimisthename: ur ring says otherwise

callmewendy: this is from my GRANDMOTHER

yerimisthename: did she give it to you for the wedding? 

joohyunnie: yeri pls shutup

yerimisthename: but im not talking

Joohyunnie: u know what i mean

Yerimisthename: should we do something for sooyoung? like a party

Joohyunnie: ye. why not

callmewendy: yo we should do an all nighter

Yerimisthename: nd we shouldn't invite seungwan

callmewendy: no, we shouldn't invite YOU YERIM

joohyunnie: let's just not invite the both u shall we? ugh so fcking annoying

callmewendy: joohyun!

Yerimisthename: lol u just got rejected by ur own wifey

joohyunnie: yeri im goona whoop ur if u dont shutup

Yerimisthename: fine MOM

callmewendy: should i make the cake?

Yerimisthename: holdup

Joohyunnie: what now?

Yerimisthename: did u just use the 'f' word joo?

Joohyunnie: oml yeri it's nothing knew

callmewendy: she alwas swears. 

Yerimisthename: ive never heard her

callmewendy: coz ur deaf. 

Yerimisthename: nah

callmewendy: IM SO ING DONE WITH UR YERI

Yerimisthename: my name's yerim. YERIM

joohyunnie: how'd we get here?

callmewendy: where?

Yerimisthename: r u guyys together???!? omo how cute

callmewendy: nah

Yerimisthename: smh. ur so unoriginal

callmewendy: i dont deserve this disrespect

callmewendy has left the chat!

Joohyunnie: yeri us need to shut ur mouth

Yerimisthename: it aint open

Joohyunnie: that's not what I meant-

Yerimisthename: meh 

Joohyunnie added callmewendy to the chat!

Yerimisisthename: ur username is so stupid seungwan

callmewendy: shutup bIJ

Yerimisthename: u sound like that fast food place girl. like when u had to dye ur hair red for 'one of these nights'

callmewendy: dont u dare-

Yerimisthename: u know? when u couldnt find ur eyebrows?

Yerimisthename: 

Yerimisthename: Bij i shud deadass make a poster with this pic and it will say 'if u find my eyebrows please return'

Joohyunnie: im ded

callmewendy: i swear yeri imma kill u once i find u

Yerimisthename: try me . or u should try finding ur eyebrows first

callmewendy: plz stop ur annoying

Yerimisthename: did u find them yet?

callmewendy: did u find ur ity yet?

Yerimisthename: ur dry. 

callmewendy: like ur

Yerimisthename: naH m8

callmewendy: at least i wasnt an add on 2 the group

Yerimisthename: well they always save the best 4 last

callmewendy: not this time

Yerimisthename: at least u can see my eyebrows

callmewendy: i give up

Yerimisthename: I win BIj

joohyunnie: where r u yeri?

Yerimisthename: im in the practice rooms with jaehyun

   

callmewendy: what r u doing with jaehyun

Yerimisthename: y? jealous? 

callmewendy:  no-

Yerimisthename: oh that's right, irene is ur wife

Joohyunnie: i'd probably not come back to the dorm tonight if i were u yeri

Yerimisthename: y? is it make out night for u 2

Joohyunie: yeah ofc it is

Yerimisthename: im screenshotting this. also i have better places to be than with u two lovebirds

Joohyunnie: what! no! i was being sarcastic!

callmewendy: ok joohyun, ur a ing idiot

Joohyunnie: i thought u were on my side

Yerimisthename: i thought the same but ig couples disagree too

Joohyunnie: i ing hate u yeri

Yerimisthename: dont worry i'll delete the screenshot

Joohyunnie: thank god

Yerimisthename: right after i post it on twitter

Joohyunnie: that's it. im out

Joohyunnie has left the chat!

callmewendy: ur an idiot yeri

Yerimisthename: true

callmewendy: also what r u doing with jaehyun

Yerimisthename: he's practicing. im just sitting down

Yerimisthename: also y is ur name 'callmewendy'?

callmewendy:  i aint telling you-

Yerimisthename: imma post the screenshot then

callmewendy: wait! i'll tell u! dont post it!!!!!!

Yerimisthename: spill it bij

callmewendy: it's coz of exo-oppas song

Yerimisthename:.....

callmewendy: don't judge

Yerimisthename: BAAHAHBAAHAHHAHAHAHHA 

Yerimisthename: srsly?!!???1 ur so wierd

callmewendy: dont u dare tell anyone else

Yerimisthename: imma tell jogndae. he's in the studio rn. lololol cant wait to see his reaction

callmewendy: U LIL DONT U DARE

callmewendy: YERI I SWEAR IF U TELL HIM IMMA WHOOP UR TINY

Yerimisthename: opps i told him.

callmewendy: liar

Yerimisthename: YOU SHOULD"VE SEEN HIS FACE OML HE ALMOST PISSED HIS PANTS. 

callmewendy: that's it. im filing a lawsuit

Yerimisthename: abt time

callmewendy: xcuse me?!1!?

Yerimisthename: so what r u getting 4 joy? 

callmewendy: srsly? after insulting me that's what u say

Yerimisthename: i might just get her chocolate

callmewendy: it aint valentines day. be original

Yerimisthename: naH

Yerimsithename: also where's irene gone?

callmewendy: she left the chat u

Yerimisthename: oh haha, forgot

Yerimisthename: i'll add her again.

Yerimisthename added Joohyunnie to the chat!

Joohyunnie: WHYYYYYYYY

Yerimisthename: idk ur wife told me to

callmewendy: i have a headache

Yerimisthename: so what r we gonna do 4 joy's bday then?

Joohyunnie: give her cake

Yerimisthename: that's boring

callmewendy: im going to bed.

Yerimisthename: with joohyun? 

callmewendy: oml NO!

Yerimisthename: have fun under the sheets! or on top idk

callmewendy: this child needs help

Joohyunnie: u just realised?

Yerimisthename: goodnight

Yerimisthename left the chat!

Joohyunnie: I wish she left the group smh

Kangempire: lol im screenshotting

Joohyunnie: !!!!!!!!

callmewendy: lol gOT cAUgHT

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