A/n: It's 1 Am and im giving myself two hours to complete this. let's go.

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suhoe made a group chat named: U IDIOTS

suhoe added callmewendy, emojoy, kangempire, chantheman, jongdaeandnight, baek-kon & urgaltaetae to the chat!

callmewendy: yoooooo

suhoe: ur a fckin idiot seungwan

emojoy: u just realised?

callmewendy: what did i do?

suhoe: MY MANAGER CONFISCATED MY PHONE BECAUSE OF WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY

callmewendy: is that all?

suhoe: wait what-

callmewendy: i have better things to do than blab on a groupchat

callmewendy has left the chat!

bake-kon: gramps just got rejected by his hoobae

jongdaeandnight: #savageseungwan

chantheman: how does it feel to be rejected by ur fave girl group suho? *hands over microphone

suhoe: i hate u all

emojoy: even me?

suhoe: YES

emojoy: EXCUSE ME

emojoy: IT WASNT MY FAULT U ALL DECIDED TO DITCH ME AT THE GROCERY STORE

suhoe: IK

emojoy: THEN WHYD YA DO IT??!?!?!?!1

suhoe: IT WASNT MEEEEEE

chantheman: could you 2 stahp, it's annoying

suhoe: go away

chantheman: gladly

chantheman has left the chat!

emojoy: lmao ur so unpopular suho

suhoe: shutup

baek-kon: she aint lying

jongdaeandnight: ^^

emojoy: lmao whats with you two chatting after each other

baek-kon: its our superpowers

jongdaeandnight: yeah. 

baek-kon: im light

jongdaeandnight: and im lightning

emojoy: ye. whatever

jongdaeandnight: it's tru tho

emojoy: u guys free on sat?

baek-kon: i think so why? 

emojoy: tiff's throwing a party for yuri

baek-kon: oh that thing. is there food

emojoy: ofc

Kangempire: lol what r we talkin bout

emojoy: yuri's party

baek-kon: and also how wendy's an idiot

Kanempire: lmao u just realized?

emojoy: also just saying, u hoes made my bday the worse

baek-kon: hey dont blame me

Kangempire: ye, blame seungwan

jongdaeandnight: NO ONE caREs

emojoy: shutup CHEN

jongdaeandnight: dont use ma stage name without PERmISSION

emojoy: naH bIj

baek-kon: lmao u remind me so much of yeri

Kangempire: that's coz they're dating

emojoy: bit-

Kangempire: but it's a secret

emojoy: seulgi ur dead when i get back to the dorm

Kangempire:  IM ALIVE AS CAN BE

emojoy: i dare u to fight me

baek-kon: oooh i'll come watch

jongdaeandnight: i'll get the popcorn, baek u get the drinks

baek-kon: cool

Kangempire: lmao u two act like children

suhoe: that's coz the r

baek-kon: where'd the old man come from

emojoy: the timeout corer

jongdaeandnight: he went to blow off some steam

baek-kon: or maybe to blow off-

suhoe: baek u shut ur mouth

baek-kon: some di-

suhoe: IMMMA WHOOP THAT TINY OF URS

baek-kon: Ck

suhoe: stfu

emojoy: what was even the point of this chat?

suhoe: um.....TO YELL AT SEUNGWAN

emojoy: why dont u just do it in person?

baek-kon: coz he's a

jongdaeandnight: u r what you eat

baek-kon: well if that's the case then

suhoe: BAEK SHUTUP

baek-kon: suho's a DICKHEAD

emojoy: lmao what is wrong with u mannnn

Kangempire: i swear u guys act like ur younger than us

emojoy: so r u guys going to yuri's party?

baek-kon: i wasnt invited

suhoe: coz no one likes u

baek-kon: ExCUSe mE

baek-kon: WERe yOU iNViteD?

suhoe:....no

baek-kon: ye. exactly

emojoy: well i was invited

Kangempire: same

emojoy: crap my manager just messaged me

Kangempire: what?

emojoy: he wants me at the main building 

Kangempire: lol shame

emojoy: IM SCREWED

emojoy: I think im in trouble

Kangempire: lol imma add yeri

Kangempire added Yerimisthename to the chat!

Yerimisthename: sup guys

suhoe: yo

Yerimisthename: wasnt talkin to u grandpa

suhoe: how rude does she get? 

suhoe: i never asked for this disrespect

baek-kon: hi yeri

baek-kon: were you invited to yuri's party

Yerimisthename: the one on sat?

baek-kon: ye.

Yerimisthename: yeah ofc i was

Yerimisthename: oh whic reminds me

Yerimisthename: u guys know any party games?

baek-kon: poker? ping pong? spin the bottle? 

Yerimisthename: poker could work

baek-kon: what's it for? 

Kangempire: ^^

Yerimisthename: tiff put me in charge of games

suhoe: musical chairs

Kangempire: BoooOOOo ^^

baek-kon: oml this aint a FOUR YEAR OLDS PARTY

Yerimisthename: this is why u werent invited junmyeon

Kangempire: for once in her life, yeri is right

emojoy: oh

Yerimisthename: whAt?

emojoy: My manage ris like tellinf t me rn idk what to do

Yerimisthename: wHat? 

emojoy: MY MANAGEF IS YERILLINF A ME DUHKEJdns

Kangempire: she's with our manager. probs getting yelled at for that stunt she pulled at the arcade

Yerimisthename: WHEN ID THIS HAPPEN? I WASNT AWARE

suhoe: when joohyun was strangling u

Yerimisthename: thAT bloODY womAn

Yerimisthename: shE left SCRATCHES ON MY NECK

Kangempire: no one cares 

Yerimisthename: i Do

Yerimisthename: but like...WHAT HAPPENED AT THE ARCADE

Kangempire: we ditched sooyoung at the grocery store and went to the arcade, and then joy figured out what happened and so she told fans where we were

baek-kon: yeah, we had to wait an hour before we could leave

Kangempire: and suho was just getting bubble tea for HIS CHILD SEHUN

baek-kon: #momgoals #suhoisamom

Yerimisthename: who is WE?!?!?

baek-kon: me, jongdae, gramps, seulgi, chanyeol, WAN, Taeyeon &...joy? 

Yerimisthename: how dare you leave me out on all this fun

suhoe: lol shame

Yerimsithename: suho honestly, plz go dig ur old self a grave alrdy

suhoe: i hate everyone

suhoe: why are yall so mean to me

baek-kon: we aint, u just take it the wrong way

suhoe: no i dont

Yerimisthename: maybe if u didnt embarrass us during every encore than i wouldnt be so mean

suhoe: Im just being a supportive reveluv

Kangempire: glad to know ur my fan suho

suhoe: naH, Joohyun's ma fave

Yerimisthename: u got weird taste then

Kangempire: lol #sureneisreal

suhoe: oh pls dont-

Kangempire: 

suhoe: smh I DIDNT ASK FOR THIS

suhoe: WE ARE JUST FRIENDS

Kangempire: hmmmm

Kangempire: "naH Joohyun's ma fave" -quote KIM JUNMYEON

suhoe: stfu

Kangempire: but that bowl cut tho

Yerimisthename: Its pretty ugly

Yerimisthename: they did not do you justice

Yerimisthename: also that is the fakest photoshop ive seen in ma life

suhoe: MY BOWL CUT WAS AMAZING THANK YOU

Kangempire: it rlly wasnt

Kangempire: whered jongdae go?

baek-kon: xiumin's room

suhoe: xiumin aint at the dorm

baek-kon: learn to take a joke GRAMPS

suhoe: i dont listen to dry jokes

baek-kon: listen hOney

baek-kon: ur jokes are DRY

Yerimisthename: like SEULGI's

Kangempire: eXcUSe mE

Yerimsthename: oh

Yerimisthename: i swear that wasnt me

Yerimisthename: i never typed that

Kangempire: oh like that time u never dropped irene's phone inthe toilet

Yerimisthename: i swear it wasnt me

Yerimisthename added Joohyunnie to the chat!

Joohyunnie: ur right

Joohyunnie: it was me

Yerimisthename: crAp

Yerimisthename: r u logged onto my acc?

Joohyunnie: yes.

baek-kon: daMNNN

Kangempire: uh-oh

Kangempire: yeRi u betTER gaP

Kangempire: or U A DEAD

Yerimisthename: ... im changing ma password

suhoe: hi joohyun

Joohyunnie: hey gramps

suhoe: why do yall call me GRAPMS!!??!!!11

Joohyunnie: coz ur old

suhoe: we're literally the same age

Joohyunnie: YERI WHERE ARE U

Yerimisthename: why u wanna know

Joohyunnie: coz Im gonna come give you the biggest fikin hug ever

Yerimisthename: i have a ffeling that ur lying

Joohyunnie: OFC IM FICKIN LYING

Joohyunnie: I HAD TO BUY A NEW PHONE

Joohyunnie: and GUESS WHO SPENT MY MONEY ON MONDAY NIGHT

Kangempire: that would be yeri

Yerimisthename: look i didnt even buy that much-

Joohyunnie: u bought 5 FICKIN MEALS for urself

Yerimisthename: in my defense, i left the leftovers for everybody else

Joohyunnie:  MY

Yerimisthename: no thanks

Joohyunnie: tell me where u are 

Yerimisthename: naH

Yerimisthename: im OuT

Yerimisthename has left the chat!

Kangempire: .....

Kangempire: We're not a problematic group istg

baek-kon: dont LOOK LIKE IT

suhoe: looks VERY problematic to me

Joohyunnie: no oNE caREs

emojoy: guys....

Joohyunnie: what?

emojoy: could i borrow two thousand dollars irene

Joohyunnie: what no-

emojoy: or suho, who has more money? irene or suho?

Joohyunnie: JUNMYEON

baek-kon: lol it's SUHO

jongdaeandnight: ITS DEFINITELY SUHO

urgaltaetae: YEP ITS JUNMYEONAH

chantheman: iits suho

callmewendy: JUNMYEONNIIIEE

suhoe: wher'd YALL ALL COME FROM

seen by Joohyunnie, baek-kon, jongdaeandnight, chantheman, callmewendy & emojoy!

emojoy: 

suhoe: what is this wHat-

emojoy: im out. ps, i alrdy know ur acc details, i'll take the money by tmrw return it in like 20 years?

emojoy has left the chat!

suhoe: why'd YAL LEAVE ME

seen by baek-kon, Joohyunnie, jongdaeandnight, urgaltaetae, chantheman and callmewendy!

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A/n: That was probs the worse chapter ever, i sincerely apologize for this crappy content. Im just so tired rn, it's like 3 in the morning and im fighiting to keep my eyes open. im aware that this is kinda turning into an SM entertainment gc book, but i ppromise that the next update will be focused soley on red velvet.

anywayyyyyyy here's ur LATE christmas present yall, i only got BOOks fer cheristmas, but I AINT COMPLAINING. enjoy this even tho it's crap. 

:)