q: lmao how long has it been since i updated?

a: too long

a/N: enjoy this shortish chapter, and pls dont any of it seriously (no, but like please).

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emojoy created a group chat named: What's cookin

emojoy added Yerimisthename, Kangempire, Joohyunnie & callmewendy to the chat!

Kangempire: wass gud

emojoy: nussing

Kangempire: where r u?

emojoy: im on set atm

Kangempire: oh for that drama

emojoy: yUp

Yerimisthename: got a kiss scene yet?

emojoy: seriously yerim?

Kangempire: she probs doesnt

emojoy: AND why is that?!?

Kangempire: UR LIPS ARE TOO DRY

Yerimisthename: that is tru. 

emojoy: >??11

Kangempire: u srsly need some lip balm soo young

Yerimisthename: maybe thats why u eatin cake in the new music vid

emojoy: I HAD NO CHOICE!!?11

Kangempire: but is the dude hot?

Yeirmisthename: yeah, like is he better than sungjae? 

emojoy: why u bringing him into this?

callmewendy: wass poppin

Yerimisthename: soo youn just tell us if he's hot or not

Kangempire: HOT OR NOT

emojoy: why do u care its not like we gon date

Yerimisthename: that's what ppl said about the songsong couple BUT THEY WERE FREAKING ENGAGED

emojoy: WELL I CANT EVEN GET ENGAGED LEAGALLY

Kangempire: so she WAS thinkin bout it

callmewendy: thinkin bout what

Yerimisthename: she checked whether or not she could marry her onset bf

emojoy: u two r WRONG

Yerimisthename: alot of people tell me that

callmewendy: at least they aint lying

emojoy: can we talk bout somethin else?

Kangempire: naH

Yerimisthename: where is ur shoot anyway?

emojoy: thats confidential-

Yerimisthename: CONFIDENTIAL MY

Kangempire: just tell us

emojoy: no

Kangempire: she's scared we'll catch them kissing

emojoy: no im not

Yerimisthename: yeh, who'd want to kiss ur dry lips anyway

emojoy: you'd be surprised

Yeirmisthename: anyway where u @

emojoy: im not telling

callmewendy: anyone seen irene she was supposed to come back a while ago

Yerimisthename: dont bring ur wife into this we're discussing a very important matter here

emojoy: how do u type so fast

Yerimisthename: coz i aint old like the rest of you

emojoy: at least we're old enough to drink

Kangempire: i bet yeri couold hold drinks better than u joy

emojoy: dont u dare-

Kangempire: you had one drink and you wwre tipsy for the rest of the night, and we almost got kicked out of the club

emojoy: THAT WAS ONE TIME

Yerimisthename: i alrdy knew

emojoy: SEULGI

Kangempire: lol it wanst me

emojoy: who the hell told you?

Yerimisthename: a lil birdy who was at the club that night

emojoy: WHOW AS AT THE CLUB THAT NIGHT SEULGI?

Kangempire: calm down idek myself

Yerimisthename: ill give ya a hint, she's in twice

emojoy: UGhhhhh

Kangempire: i have no clue who it is

emojoy: IMMA WHOOP NAYEONS TINY

Yerimisthename: iT wasNT hER

emojoy: IT WAS HER

Yerimisthename: NaH

callmewendy: lol nayeon was the only one there

emojoy: THATS IT-

Yerimisthename: NO! DONT!

Kangempire: i dont think it was nayeon

emojoy: what makes u say that

callmewendy: i dont think she did it

emojoy: yeh, ok, buT whY

Kangempire: why do u even care it happened ageees ago

callmewendy: ur lucky it didnt go public or anything

Yerimisthename: not if I take screenshots

emojoy: u wOUldnT-

Yerimisthename: twitter goes wild

emojoy: YER-

Yerimisthename: what if someone accidentally hacked our acc

Kangempire: im tired

Yerimisthename: why

emojoy: MAYBE BECAUSE IT'S ALMOST MIDNIGHT

Yerimisthename: why u shooting ur drama this late then?

emojoy: we're doing a drinking scene

Kangempire: #canttakedrinks

callmewendy: that aint even a hastag

Yerimisthename: we get it u can drink alcohol and get kicked out of clubs

emojoy: ONE TIME

Yerimisthename: sTiLL

Kangempire: #kpoplatinosparty

Yerimisthename: told u she followed the fan acc

emojoy: coz she has no life

Kangempire: how can u two be in a fight and then suddenly agree with each other?

Yerimisthename: how can you type so fadt?

Kangempire: because im fadt

emojoy: that was fadt

callmewendy: yall where's irene??!!

Yerimisthename: i told u not to bring ur personal issues to the table

callmewendy: ?????11

emojoy: irene's dead thats where she is

callmewendy: that aINt funnY

Yerimisthename: joy be respectful and dont marriage

emojoy: well that marriage is falling apart

Kangempire: lmao, guess whaT

Yerimisthename: whaT seulgi

Kangempire: ik who told u

Yerimisthename: ODNT U DARE-

Kangempire: I'll let joy guess 

emojoy: tell me

Yerimisthename: SEULGI DONT U DARE

Kangempire: starts with s and ends with ungjae~~~~

emojoy: .....

emojoy: RIUHFOEIDHNJK

emojoy: ARE U SRS

emojoy: SUNGJAE

Yerimisthename: 

Kangempire: yuP

Kangempire: i just asked him

emojoy: HE WASNT EVEN THERE

Yerimisthename: he was....

emojoy: the last time i checked

Yerimisthename: he divorced u...?

emojoy: rfcefncoi

emojoy: nO

Kangempire: then.. what?

emojoy: SUNGJAE IS IN BTOB

Yerimisthename: we've alrdy establsihed that, smh keEp uP

emojoy: just wait yeri

emojoy: just wait until i come home and strangle u

Yerimisthename: not before u marry ur ex~

emojoy: weufhkjnc

emojoy: why are we still talkin bout that

Kangempire: because ive always wanted to be a wedding planner

Yerimisthename: i'll be ur maid of honor

emojoy: the only thing you'll be is DED

Yerimisthename: u spelt that wrong.

emojoy: 

Yerimisthename: *shivers in fear

Kangempire: dont piss her off too much

Yerimisthename: why naHT

emojoy: YERIM IMMA WHOOP THAT NON EXISTENT

Yerimisthename: i'd like to see u try honey

emojoy: whatever, i need to go

Yerimisthename: oOh is it a kissing scene

emojoy: FOR THE LAST TIME

emojoy: nO

Yerimisthename: cool

Kangempire: so who's ur co star

emojoy: i AINT tellin

Kangempire: found him

emojoy: efjcnlknf how

Kangempire: it's called the INTERNET

Yerimisthename: spill the tea seulgi

Kangempire: be patient

Yerimisthename: i dont beleeve in patience

Kangempire: oifhoijke okay theN

Kangempire: he's 25 yrs old, and he acted in save me with taecyeon or smth

Yerimisthename: meh, he's alright

Kangempire: Ooh he's 1.8m tall

Yeirmisthename: too tall

emojoy: !?? why are y'all searching him up

Yerimsithename: i want to know who's wedding im crashing duh?!!?!?

emojoy: iflkjfw no one is getting married

Yerimsithename: well then the drama alrdy

emojoy: shutuP

Kangempire: oooOh he's pre good looking too

Yeirmisthename: show uS

Kangempire: alright, calm down

Kangempire: 

   

Kangempire: rate him yerim

Yerimisthename: -4

Yerimsithename: that was so anticlimatical

emojoy: that was HaRSh

Yerimisthename: ok, ok,

Yerimisthename: 5

Kangempire: rlly? he's pre good looking

emojoy: can u guys like noT?

Yerimsithename: why, u jealous?

emojoy: what no-

Yeirmisthename: cool

Kangempire: well he's pre good looking

Yerimsithename: u guys are boring, im leaving

Kangempire: how can u leave, it's almost 1

Yerimisthename: imma go visit ma frends

emojoy: what frends

Yerimsithename: the ones u dont have

emojoy: no one asked anyway

Yerimsithename: !!!?11 

Yerimisthename: U JUST ASKED

Yerimsithename: smh, nvm

emojoy: ok i really have to go

Kangempire: ok, bye. dont come home too drunk

emojoy: i will

callmewendy: but like, where is irene?

Yerimsithename: up ur

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a/N: i love woo do hwan, pls dont take anything seriously, he is amazingly talented and one of the most beauitful human beings ever. thank uuuuuu

 

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a/N: i love woo do hwan, pls dont take anything seriously, he is amazingly talented and one of the most beauitful human beings ever. thank uuuuuu