emojoy made a chat named: losers

emojoy added kangempire, johyunnie, seungseung and Yerimisthename to the chat!

emojoy: how's life hoes

kangempire: it was good before you made this

emojoy: wow,, thanks

kangempire: np!!

Yerimisthename: whats the tea?

emojoy: there is none

Yerimisthename: then whyd you make this

emojoy: to talk??11

Yerimisthename: talking is so outdated

emojoy: i

Yerimisthename: n e ways yall wanna go live?

kangempire: hold up

kangempire: now/??

emojoy: we aint even tgther

seungseung: whats this

joohyunnie: why do you keep making new chats?

Yerimisthename: because no one likes your ones

Yerimsithename: moving on 

Yerimisthename: who wants to do a live?

emojoy: i mean sure

Yerimisthename: ok!! seulgi get ur over here

kangempire: it's too far

Yerimisthename: your on the other side of the room 

kangempire: and?

seungseung: dont you guys have schedules

Yerimisthename: nope!

joohyunnie: luckyy

joohyunnie: im stuck on a stupid variety show

Yerimsithename: no one asked

kangempire: we gon do the live or not?

Yerimisthename: holdup

Yerimisthename: ok im on

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kangempire: should i watch it

Yerimisthename: no

emojoy: im watching

kangempire: meh,, i see yeri's face too much alrdy

seungseung: same

seungseung: but i'll still watch just to keep her in check

emojoy: WHY ARE YOU IN MY ROOM

Yerimisthename: hehe

joohyunnie: are you wearing my sweater???

seungseung: i think she is

emojoy: YERIM GET OFF OF MY BED

Yerimisthename: can you guys like not?? im on a live here

"ok guys, so this is sooyoung's poster of Jo In Sung oppa! 
isn't it cute? she kisses him on the cheek everynight!"

emojoy: YERIM NO

emojoy: STOP

"haha, sooyoung unnie is texting me. she seems embarrassed."

seungseung: i never thought this day would come

seungseung: i truly feel for you sooyoung

seungseung: but then again this is karma

emojoy: yeah and for what

seungseung: just for everything

Yerimisthename: oh dw wendy,, your room is the next stop

Yerimsithename: ;)

seungseung: what-

"recently, seungwan unnie has been getting into anime and 
webtoon...haha, she has a poster of sailor moon above her bed."

"she is also a big exo fan even if she doesn't say so
she really likes their song call me baby" Yerim giggles at the
angry texts being sent by her members

seungseung: YERI I DIDNT DO ANYTHING TO YOU

joohyunnie: wendy,, everyone alrdy knows you're a diehard anime fan

seungseung: yeah but they didn't know i have the whole attack on titans figurenes in my closet

Yerimisthename: wait what

seungseung: jdhflskjdh

seungseung: FORGET I SAID THAT

Yerimsithename: this is new!! 

As Yerim reads the comments, 
she finds them asking where her other members are. 
"Seulgi unnie is here with me, shall I show you her room?"

kangempire: yes, come to me

kangempire: im wearing new eye shadow today

emojoy: smh

emojoy: she's prolly gonna tell them that

"haha, seulgi unnie wants to impress you with her new make up." 
"but i think we'll get to her later!"
Yerim chuckles, moving towards the closet

seungseung: yERi nOOoOoO

seungseung: i h**e u

"wendy unnie has a secret collection of figurines—ooh! what's this?"
 

seungseung: yeRi 

seungseung: im beGGGing you

seungseung: with tHREE G's!

emojoy: wtf is that

kagnempire: whats happening

emojoy: KJDHFKWHEOU

seungseung: i actually ing haTE YOU

emojoy: WHY DO YOU HAVE A POSTER OF JYP

emojoy: im

"omo! is this jyp-nim?" Yerim holds up the poster for the camera 
"looks like i found something interesting! but please dont tell wendy unnie! she'll kill me!" 
another round of chuckles follow, as Yerim reads the group chat

seungseung: im aCTUAlly about to kill you

emojoy: ok but ytf do u even have that???

seungseung: i gOT it from naYOung as a jOKE!

"don't worry guys! wendy unnie is very loyal to sm!"
"this was a joke present from our sisters in twice!" 
Yerim confirms with a smile.

Yerimisthename: there. happy?

seungseung: not rlly but it'll do

Yerimisthename: lmaooo ok let's go see seulgi

kangempire: im on the toilet you idiot

Yerimisthename: oof ok,, i'll show them the kitchen

emojoy: show them my bomb cupcakes

kangempire: your cupcakes gave me diahhrea

emojoy: h83R

kangempire: nah legit tho

kangempire: yeri

kangempire: dont come near the toilet

Yerimisthename: why

kangempire: i have dignity ok???

Yerimisthename: ok ;)

emojoy: i dont think that smiley face is a good sign

kangempire: yeah me neither

emojoy: wdjhfksjhfiuwe

kangempire: whAT

emojoy: she's just down the hallway,, seulgi keep iT IN

kangempire:  NO

kangempire: DAMN IT

kangempire: I ACTUALLY RLLY NEED TO FART YERIM DONT

Yerimisthename: oops

"omo, seulgi unnie has been feeling unwell lately—ooh!" 
Yerim chuckles at the sounds emitting from the bathroom. 
"let's get out of here shall we?" 

emojoy: s-seulgi

kangempire: SHUTUP I ALRDY HEARD HER TALKING

emojoy: im so sorry man

seungseung: well to be you

kangempire: im going to kill you yerim just you wait

Yerimisthename: dream on party pooper

emojoy: i-

Yerimisthename: gotta admit that was pretty good ;))))

kangempire: thATS IT

kangempire: yOU BETTER SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN TONIGHT

Yerimisthename: yeah because i'll be blocking my ears and nostrils 

"i was going to take you to the kitchen but...
sooyoung unnie hasn't cleaned it up yet." 
Yerim tells her viewers a mischievous grin creeping on.

emojoy: you shaMELESS liARR

emojoy: it was yOUR week to clEAN

Yerimisthename: they dont know that ;)

"i'll take you to irene unnie's room! it's very clean!" 
Yerim makes her way down the hall, 
giggling as she passes the bathroom.

kangempire: this child

kangempire: is the devil's child

emojoy: took you long enough to realize

kangempire: what happened to the yerim i actually liked

Yerimisthename: your odors poisoned her ;)

kangempire: sajb

emojoy: im-

kangempire: yk what

kangempire has left the chat! 

emojoy: yeri

emojoy: you have a gift

emojoy: or a curse

Yerimisthename: wbk

Yerimisthename: now tell me,, does irene have any juicy secrets????

emojoy: idk

joohyunnie: get tf outta my room

Yerimisthename: no can do,, this is for entertainment purposes

joohyunnie: entertainment my

"irene unnie doesn't really let anyone 
but wendy into her room, but that's ok. 

i'm sure we'll find some interesting things."

 Yerim moves towards the closet, opening it 

to reveal neatly lined racks of clothes and shoes. 

joohyunnie: you'll find nothing, now GETOUT

Yerimisthename: dw,, i'll find someTHING

joohyunnie: yeri ur asking for me to suffocate you

seungseung: just leave her be

joohyunnie: dont drag me down with you

emojoy: yes!! fight!!

joohyunnie: shutup sooyoung

"i wonder what we'll find in here." Yerim moves over to her 

bedside table, rummaging 

through the first draw. she only finds clothes. 

joohyunnie: yERi sTOP

"nothing in there," Yerim hums as her 
hand hovers over the second handle. 
"what do you think irene keeps in here?" 

joohyunnie: yeri im actually being serious dONT

Yerimisthename: dw man,,,

joohyunnie: dw my faCE.  i wiLL kiLL you

"while you guys guess, i'm going to turn the 
camera away and open it myself!" Yerim throws the phone camera 
face down onto bed and goes to open the draw. 
she gasps as soon as she sees it. 

joohyunnie: my dignity has suffered

joohyunnie has left the chat!

Yerimisthename: GUYS IRENE HAS A ING

emojoy: djfbksdjb

emojoy: whaT

Yerimisthename: im not even lying

Yerimisthename: ireNE,, exPLAIN

Yerimisthename: oh wait she left

shoving the appendage back into the drawer, 

Yerim concludes the live apologizing for the anti-climatic ending. 

seungseung: you guys didnt know?

seungseung: she never kept it a secret

Yerimisthename: wait whAT

Yerimisthename: you knEW

seungseung: uh,, yeah???

Yerimisthename: do you even know what a is

seungseung: a wig?

emojoy: im-

Yerimisthename: ok lets never revive this chat again,, only bad things happen

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a/n: havent updated for like a month jefhlsdkh