callmewendy made a grouchat named: what ya doin?

callmewendy added joohyunnie, kangempire and emojoy to the chat!

kangempire: wendy, we're sitting right next to each other.

callmewendy: ik

kangempire: then why'd you make a groupchat?

callmewendy: ur breath smells

kangempire: ur armpits smeel

joohyunnie: u guys are disgusting

emojoy: truuuuu tho

emojoy: ur breath did smell this morning seulgi

kangempire: shutup, it did not

emojoy: ur just scared of the truth

emojoy: hey where's yeri?

callmewendy: i didnt add her to the chat

emojoy: why not?

kangempire: dumbest question of the century

callmewendy: she always messes everything up

emojoy: says u

callmewendy: and when did i mess anything up?

joohyunnie: you messed up my rap in icc

callmewendy: eXCuse mE

callmewendy: i fickin SAVED UR RAP. I SLAYYYYED IT

joohyunnie: if thats what u believe...

callmewendy: and what's that supposed to meAN?!?!

joohyunnie: nothing.

emojoy: calm ur undies

Kangempire: I sense a divorce...

joohyunnie: WE DONT NEED ANOTHER YERI *cough that was for YOU SEULGI

emojoy: did u just give me permission to add yerim

joohyunnie: NO I DID NOT

callmewendy: i didnt add her for a reason-

Kangempire: i thinkk that was a yes

emojoy: ye me 2

emojoy added Yerimisthename to the chat!

Yerimisthename: U guys r stupid ive been reading the chat over joy's shoulder the whole time

callmewendy: ofc u were

Kangempire: #Joyriisreal

Yerimisthename: shutup kang at least we're shipped with someone

emojoy: ikr? who's ur ship buddy?

Kangempire: woah dont get so offended

Yerimisthename: i wasnt offended tbh

Yerimsthename: it only confirmed to me that u waste ur life looking into fandom jokes

callmewendy: she does have a point

emojoy: im pretty sure seulgi follows those fan acc of herself

Kangempire: i do not

emojoy: yes u do

Kangempire: u GOT prOOf?!?!11

Yerimisthename: ye ive got ur acc details here

callmewendy: istg yeri has everyones acc details

Yerimisthename: that's right

callmewendy: wait wHAT

Yerimisthename: ik ur password

emojoy: where's irene

Kangempire: getting changed

Yerimisthename: don't change the subject seulgi

Kangempire: IM nOT

callmewendy: you so r

Yerimisthename: wendy u arent a part of this

callmewendy: aND how bout JOY?

Yerimisthename: she's not olld like u

emojoy: and this isn't for short people either

callmewendy: donT drAG my heiGHt into THIS

Yerimisthename: how can you be one of the oldest but be the shortest?

callmewendy: it's my GENES leave me ALONE

emojoy: sure

Kangempire: shame wendy

Yerimisthename: we aint done with you yet seulgi

Kangempire: WHy aM i tHe viCTIm

emojoy: becoz the maknaes said so

joohyunnie: enough with this maknae

callmewendy: KOREA IS ABOUT SENIORITY

Yerimisthename: well if you ur location you would realize that we're in ING CHINA

callmewendy: why the disrespect smh

joohyunnie: i think yeri has a few screws loose

Kangempire: same

Yerimisthename: let's talk about Seulgi shall we?

emojoy: hey you guys been on twitter lately? 

callmewendy: no

emojoy: i wasnt talking to you wendy

callmewendy: thanks

emojoy: so anyone been on twitter?

Kangempire: yeah why?

emojoy: recognize this?

emojoy: 

Yerimisthename: lol i read that

emojoy: it's GOOD

callmewendy: what is this? 

Kangempire: smh, this elderly

callmewendy: IM ONLY 23

Kangempire: still old

joohyunnie: what's this abt?

Yerimisthename: go read it urself

emojoy: it's nothing

emojoy: go ask ur boyfriend suho

joohyunnie: whY iS he sUDDenlY a PArt oF tHIs??!?!?11

Yerimisthename: apprently he has a secret acc on twitte but i dont think its true

Kangempire: and u accuse me of following fan acc

Yerimisthename: i dont follow fan acc

Kangempire: sure//

joohuynnie: an why is that

Yerimisthename: he's too old 

joohyunnie: this is why he doesnt like u yeri

Kangempire: tru that

Yerimisthename: but he LOOOVVVVEEESSSS IRENE

Kangempire: truuueee

joohuynnie: we R juST friEDNS

callmewendy: why do we talk abt this? 

Yerimisthename: dont ask me

emojoy: Yeri what did u vote? 

Yerimisthename: haven't voted yet

Kangempire: whAt voting system are we talking bout? 

emojoy: the thing for the btsoutcast thread

emojoy: i thought that he was lying

Yerimisthename: maybe he's telling the truth

joohyunnie: wow the hastag is trending no. 1 worldwide

Yerimisthename: #twodayslate

emojoy: #BTSoutcastD3

Kangempire: i need to read this

Yerimisthename: dont read it now

Yerimisthename: imma message jungkook

callmewendy: why?

Yerimisthename: kang pls update this nokia

Kangempire: will do

Kangempire: but imma go read the au first cool?

callmewendy: im done with this, why are u reading some au we're supposed to be doing a photoshoot

Yerimisthename: the au is interesting

emojoy: dude u should see the memes they come up with lmao 

Yerimisthename: ikr 

Yerimisthename: jungkook just sent me something

callmewendy: what is it?

Yerimisthename: he asked where ur eyebrows are

callmewendy: OML FML I HATE THIS GROUP

emojoy: i think yoongi is lying

callmewendy: what?

Yerimisthename: yeah same. i think hoseok was kidnapped

Yerimisthename: lol we should add them

emojoy: let's shall

callmewendy: wHY are WE talking about YOONGI AND HOSEOK THEY AINT EVEN IN OUR GROUP

Yerimisthename: i thought i told kang to update ur nokia smh where she @

Kangempire: im right here, im just trying to read the au so shut up

callmewendy: oh fine i'll just go read it

callmewendy has left the chat!

Joohyunnie: why did wendy leave? 

Yerimisthename: worried about ur wife?

Joohyunnie: shutup yerim

emojoy: yeri be considerate of her bf

Yerimisthename: oh that's right im sorry

joohyunnie: i dont have a bf what r u 2 on abt

emojoy: this pic says otherwise

emojoy: 

Yerimisthename: that is some ty photoshop right there

joohyunnie: why do you even have that pic on ur phone

emojoy: for times like these

joohyunnie: idek what to do anymore

Yerimisthename: imma go get changed 

emojoy: have fun

Yerimisthename: will do

emojoy: this is boring

emojoy: imma add more people

Joohyunnie: ?? who

emojoy added looluna, amberr & jungcrap to the chat!

amberr: yo

looluna: amber get off we have a dance rehearsal

amberr: it can wait

jungcrap: what is this?

emojoy: sup krystal

jungcrap: oh hey sooyoung

amberr: what're you guys doing

emojoy: we're at a photoshoot

looluna: AMBER 

amberr: what?

looluna: REHEARSAL

looluna: NOW

looluna blocked amberr from the chat!

emojoy: someone's angry

jungcrap: why is there a photo of junmyeon and joohyun?

joohyunnie: I DIDNT KNOW THAT YOU COULD BLOCK PEOPLE FROM THE CHAT

emojoy: well now you know grandma

joohuynnie: hey why didn't you add vic to the chat?

jungcrap: no one answered my question

joohyunnie: it doesnt need to be answered

emojoy: i tried adding vicc but i think she blocked me

joohuynnie: shame

jungcrap: why would she block u?!?1/

emojoy: i may or may not have cut her hair when she was sleeping

jungcrap: lmao was this at tiff's bday party?

emojoy: yeah...

jungcrap: i didnt even knwo she was there

emojoy: how nice of you

Yerimisthename: oooh new ppl

jungcrap: sup yeri

Yerimisthename: hi unnie

joohuynnie: how is yeri tight with every sm artist smh

Yerimisthename: coz everyone loves me

emojoy: and she aINt a grandma like u

joohyunnie: enough with the grandma jokes

Kangempire: OMOMOMOMo 

Yerimisthename: what?

Kangempire: I just finished reading

emojoy: i thought you couldn't read?

jungcrap: lmao u guys are so savage

Yerimisthename: she cant read

Kangempire: I CNA READ

Kangempire: HOW DO YOU THINK IVE READ THE GROUPCHAT

Yerimisthename: oh true

joohyunnie: SHAME YERIM

Yerimisthename: like I care

joohyunnie: where is WENDY?

Yerimisthename: she left the chat smh KEEP UP

jungcrap: are you guys at ur photoshoot?

emojoy: yeah, but it's so boring

joohyunnie: no guys im serious i cant SEE her

Yerimisthename: dont be so clingy oml

emojoy: ikr?

joohyunnie: GUYS CAN YOU BE MATURE FOR ONE MINUTE

Yerimisthename: not really

jungcrap: oml you guys just listen to irene

joohyunnie: THANK YOU

Yerimisthename: it's not like you listen qian

jungcrap: oh comeon dont drag me into this

emojoy: you were alrdy in this when you joined the chat

jungcrap: YOU GUYS ADDED ME

emojoy: YOU COULDVE DECLINED

jungcrap: how do i do that?

Yerimisthename: AND Krystal has officially joined the grandma club

emojoy: #WENRENEISNOTALONE

jungcrap: i h8 you 2

joohuynnie: same

jungcrap: im leaving 

Yerimisthename: like ur sister?

jungcrap:  YOU DID NOT-

emojoy: SHE JUST DID

joohyunnie: YERI RESPECTTT

Yerimisthename: oops 

Yerimisthename has left the chat!

jungcrap: WHERE IS UR PHOTOSHOOT

emojoy: bYe 

emojoy has left the chat!

joohyunnie: i dont think i should tell you

jungcrap: IRENE

joohyunnie has left the chat!

jungcrap: IMMA COME FIND YOU

Kangempire: GUYS I JUST VOTED I THINK HE'S LYING

jungcrap: SEULGI WHERE IS UR PHOTOSHOOT?!?!?

Kangempire: WOAh caLM dOWN

jungcrap: TELL ME NOW

Kangempire: what why?

jungcrap: just tell me

Kangempire: ...... i have a bad feeling bout this

jungcrap: JUST TELL ME

Kangempire: im gooooood fanks

jungcrap: SEULGI!!!!!

Kangempire has left the chat!

There are no more users in the chat Jungcrap, do you wish to close the chat? 

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A/N: This took like a million years to write and i wrote this while BTSoutcast was still relavant. soz for the let down chapter