[That hoe's bday] 

callmewendy: why is this gc so ded

Yerimisthename: coz no one wants to talk to you obv

callmewendy: no, i mean

callmewendy: like, te original purpose was to discuss joy's bday

Yerimsithename: i thot it was to tlak abt ur love life

callmewendy: SKDJFSLKJ

callmewendy: s T O P

Yerimisthename: oO ps

callmewendy: n E waySSS

callmewendy: where are yall

Yerimisthename: up ur crack

callmewendy: im so done with you

Yerimisthename: !! that means sm babe !!

Joohyunnie: arent u guys supposed to be at an interview ???

Yerimisthename: im ditching uwu >.<

Joohyunnie: YERI

Yerimisthename: chill fam, im on break

callmewendy: i wouldnt be surprised if you ditched

Yerimsithename: i kinda feel like doing it now

Joohyunnie: DONT

Kangempire: yall seen my dog?

Joohyunnie: what, no

Joohyunnie: you dont HAVE a dog seulgi

Kangempire: I do

Joohyunnie: why have i never see it

Yerimisthename:  coz someone ate it

Kangempire: SJHFLKSJ YERI SHUTUP

Kangempire: im srs, i cant find it

Joohyunnie: where tf did you leave him

Kangempire: idk,,

Yerimisthename: if its the toy one

Kangempire: it is

Joohyunnie: OMG I WAS SO WORRIED FOR A SEC

callmewendy: seulgi doesnt even know how to look after a real dog

Kangempire: shutup i DO

callmewendy: you cant even cook noodles properly

Kangempire: THAT WAS ONE TIME

Yerimisthename: yeah how tf do you burn ramen ???

Kangempire: it was four in the morning leave me aLONE

Joohyunnie: what are yall on about im confused

Kangempire: noTHIGN, we're talkING bout noTHIng

Yerimisthename: we're talking bout the time that seulgi burnt her noodles

Joohyunnie: that's like...impossible hoW

Kangempire: IDK LEAVE ME ALONE

Yerimisthename: never

callmewendy: where's joy?

Kangempire: idk

Yerimisthename: she's not on the chat

callmewendy: why not

Yerimsithename: wasnt this the chat we made for her bday ???

Joohyunnie: this was made last yr

Joohyunnie: who revived it

Yeirmsithename: ur wife

Yerimisthename: she probably has like four dm's

callmewendy: NO I DONT

Yerimisthename: stop getting defensive its ok to be lonely

callmewendy: sometimes i just wonder if yeri is the devil

Yerimisthename: ur wasting ur time

Yerimisthename: do u srsly have nothing better to do with ur life

Kangempire: what is this savagery

Joohyunnie: where's joy?

Yerimisthename: her names is Soo young

Joohyunnie: where is sooyoung

Kangempire: that is the question isn't it

Yerimisthename: why don't y'all just ask her urself

callemwendy: why talks asking so many questions

Yerimisthename: why, is there a problem ???

callmewendy: are u oFFEnded

Joohyunnie: again, where is Soo young ??

Yerimisthename: up Wendy's crack smh

callmewenndy: I told u to stop

Yerimisthename: and I told u ur not funny

callmewendy: I hate u

Yerimisthename: that's nice;)))

Joohyunnie: where is SOOYOUNG

Yerimisthename: ask her urself !!!

Joohyunnie: how ??

Kangempire: smh

Yerimisthename: listen grandma

Yerimisthename: Steve jobs didn't make phones for nothing

Joohyunnie: I don't think he made phones

callmewendy: wasn't it phill gates or smth??

Kangempire: nah, bill gates*

Joohyunnie: I'm sso confused

Yerimisthename: that's not the point u old women !!!

Yerimisthename: smh I have to do everything myself

Yerimisthename added emojoy to the chat!

Yerimisthename: SOOYOUNG WHERE ARE U IRENE CANT LIVE WITHOUT U

Joohyunnie: calm down

emojoy: wtf kinda drugs u on

Yerimisthename: meth

Joohyunnie: what's meth?

emojoy: DISJDJDJD

Yerimisthename: HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THIS JOOHYUN

Kangempire: what do you do when u don't want to talk to someone

Yerimisthename: ignore them

Yerimisthename: block them

Kangempire: oof, ok

Kangempire: you sound like you have experience

Yerimisthename: trust me honey I do

emojoy : with who👀

Yerimisthename: sorry, no names it's confidential

emojoy: confidential my

Yerimisthename: u have no honey :)))

emojoy: COMING FROM U

Kangempire: guys can you get me an uber eats I'm hungry

Yerimisthename: get it urself

Kangempire: Idk how

Yerimisthename: ?? Google it ??

Kangempire: nah too lazy

emojoy: ALL U HAVE TO DO ID RING AND THE FOOD IS BROUGHT YO YOU

emojoy: YOU DONT EVEN DO ANYTHING

Kangempire: but that means I have to make a phone call

emojoy: lazY

Yerimisthename: while ur at it grab us smth

Kangempire: sure,, what u want ??

Yerimisthename: grab us sum bURGer kiNG

emojoy: fOOt lEttUCe

Yerimisthename: nUMber fIFtEen

Kangempire: are u gud??

emojoy: tHe laST tHIng yOu wANt iN yOur bUrGer KInG bUrGer

Yerimisthename: ok stop now my head hurts

Kangempire: so...did you want Burger King ??

emojoy: nUmBEr 15KJFjLjn

Yerimisthename: s T O P

emojoy: sarRy

Kangempire: are yall speaking a different dialect or...?

emojoy: im so done with these grannies

Yerimisthename: ikr, smh

Kangempire: WHY CANT YOU JUST BE NORMAl PPL FOR ONCE

Kangempire: and no one told me where my dog was

Yerimisthename: up ur

Kangempire: yERi

Yerimisthename: yes madam 

callmewendy: i thot ur dog was fake

Kangempire: ALVIN AINT FAKE STOP 

callmewendy: ok calm down

callmewendy: also, yeri where are you

Yerimisthename: up ur crack

callmewendy: ST OP 

callmewendy: im watching the vlive interview

Yerimisthename: FHLSJKLN ELSKNLDSJB

callmewendy: UR NOT IN IT

Yerimisthename: OH  

emojoy: oOF

Joohyunnie: I TOLD YOU NOT TO DITCH

Yerimisthename: I FORGOT OKSJFLjkh

Yerimisthename: see yaLL

emojoy: she gon get in trouble for this ??

joohyunnie: ofc

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a/n: trashy chapters only uwu get outta here with ur high quality ish