A/n: dear sm. please stop sleeping on SHINee. 

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Kangempire made a groupchat named: wHEre r u GuYS?!111?

Kangempire added emojoy, Yerimisthename, callmewendy & joohyunnie to the chat!

Kangempire: ya! where r u guys?

callmewendy: me and joy went to the store

emojoy: ye. suho's buying me FOOD

Kangempire: who r u with?

emojoy: there's me, wendy, junmyeon, baekhyun, chanyeol and...who's the other one wan?

callmewendy: smh. it's jongdae

emojoy: oh ye. that guy from exo

Kangempire: lol.

callmewendy: come meet us, we're not far. we're all at the lobby

Kangempire: holdup. where's yerim and joohyun?

emojoy: .....

callmewendy: we'll tell us once u get to the lobby

Kangempire: oh fine

emojoy: bro ur taking aaaaages, the boys r neing annoying so HURRY UP

Kangempire: im just getting changed

emojoy: well change a little faster

Kangempire: ok, im coming down the elevator now

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As the doors to the elevator opened, Wendy came into view. She was standing by the elevator bank, looking at her phone, her mask straddling her neck. Seulgi approched her, pulling on her own mask.

At the sound of new footsteps Wendy looked up. A relieved/annoying look came to her face when she saw Seulgi. "About ing time you showed up!" 

"Woah, calm down woman." Seulgi said

Wendy rolled her eyes at the younger. "Whatever. Let's go, we're getting late anyway." 

The two girls joined what looked to be just exo members and Taeyeon. Everyone wore masks and thick clothing, and Seulgi was just grateful that it was winter otherwise this would've been a mission. 

The cold air nipped at everyone's fingers, and shivering was evident on all the idols. Seulgi and Wendy walked at the back, with Taeyeon by their side. Suho lead at the front, the boys behind him. Jongdae and Chanyeol seemed to be playing chopsticks and Baekhyun was annoying Suho. 

"So where'd Yeri and Joohyun unnie go to?" 

Taeyeon let out a snort, halting herself with her fist. Joy and Wendy gave her an expectant look. 

Taeyeon looked back in disbelief. "What? I'm not telling her." 

"You're the one who was with her, so spill it." Joy deadpanned

Taeyeon sighed. "Well I don't know where Yeri is right now. She could be in heaven or hell. I don't know which one though."

"Wait, what?" Seulgi asked, clearly confused. 

"Her and Yeri dropped unnies phone down the toilet, so now Yeri is probably being strangled by Irene." 

Seulgi just let out a loud laugh. "Shame on her. That's what she gets for being annoying." 

Wendy nodded in agreement. 

When they arrived at the store, no one seemed to be around, so they decided it was safe to pull off their masks. Once inside everyone went for their desired places. Jongdae and Baekhyun headed over to the bakery, while Chanyeol and Suho went for some milk and eggs. 

"What do you think we need?" Seulgi asked Wendy

Wendy shrugged. "Dunno. But we're low on butter." 

"Okay, I'll go get some." 

Joy trailed along with the girl and they both retrieved the butter, grabbing some milk and soda as well. They Suho and Chanyeol on the way back. Chanyeol was pushing a trolley full of cereal, chips, milk, other snacks and toilet paper. There was also meat from the butcher section and a bar of chocolate along with bulk noodles.

Joy's eyes widened at the big cart. "Woah, how much do you need?" 

Suho, who was still looking a list said. "Alot. These boys eat heaps, so I buy heaps." 

"I'm just going to get some rice. Stay here with the girls Chanyeol." Suho said.

Chanyeol nodded, leaning on the trolley bored. "Sure."

Seulgi, who was holding her own items said, "Can I just put these in your trolley? It's getting heavy." 

"Just throw it in and leave it there." Chanyeol said. "He's got enough money in his wallet." 

Joy laughed. "True though." 

Seulgi nodded. "Sure why not?" 

At that moment, Seulgi and Chanyeol's phones both dinged. Seulgi pulled her phone out, Chanyeol doing the same. Joy didn't seem to notice and said, 

"I'm gonna go find some doritos. I'll be right back." 

Seulgi nodded. "Okay, you do that." 

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callmewendy made a groupchat named: HIDE FROM SOOYOUNG

callmewendy added urgaltaetae, chantheman, Kangempire, Jongdaeandnight & Baek-kon to the chat!

callmewendy: guys we need to hide from sooyoung!

Kangempire: why?

chantheman: ^^

urgaltaetae: coz me and wendy want to buy her a present, but she cant know about it

Kangempire: well she's just gone to the dorito section, should we run for it?

callmewendy: who's WE?

chantheman: me and seulgi

kangempire: ^^

callmewendy: YES RUN AWAY

baek-kon: what dis?

callmewendy: its a ing groupchat u moron

baek-kon: calm DOWN

callmewendy: where r u guys baekhyun?

jongdaeandnight: at the arcade

chantheman: there's an arcade in the grocery store?!?!?!111!!?/

jongdaeandnight: lol no. its across the road. 

urgaltaetae: lolololol can i come?

baek-kon: no. old people aint allowed

Kangempire: hey arent we missing suho?

callmewendy: oh yes I forgot

callmewendy added suhoe to the chat!

baek-kon: i thought i said old people werent allowed

baek-kon: so pls explain why suho is here

suhoe: what dis?

callmewendy: suho where are u?

suhoe: im just grabbing some fruit, why?

callmewendy: okay. everybody, meet at the arcade across the road

suhoe: there's an arcade across the road???!?!??!

Kangempire: i think me and chanyeol got lost

jongdaeandnnight: u idiots

Kangempire: it's fine. there's food so we'll be okay

chantheman: i can hear beeping somewhere.

Kangempire: same

chantheman: it's kinda cold too

baek-kon: oml, dont tell me ur in the freezer

Kangempire: well i wouldn't know because CHANYEOL dragged me into this huge room with food and steam in it. it's really foggy too

jongdaeandnnight: lol, THEY'RE IN THE FREEZER

baek-kon: IM WHEEZING

baek-kon: chanyeol ur a ing idiot

suhoe: wAit. 

suhoe: did u leave my trolley alone??!??!?!

chantheman: .....

Kangempire: it was chanyeol not me

suhoe: goodness. i can never trust these kids

chantheman: i blame wendy

suhoe: just wait til we get back

callmewendy: guys just find ur way out, me and taeyeon r already there.

callmewendy: also, suho HURRY UR OVER HERE

suhoe: but my trolley!!!!

callmewendy: we can get i tlater

suhoe: oh fine

Kangempire: we found our way out

chantheman: why is there just a parking lot and no arcade across the road

callmewendy: OMG did u go out the back door or the front?

chantheman: idk

Kangempire: that's it. CHANYEOL IM LEAVING U

chantheman: NO

Kangempire: u got us lost u idiot!

chantheman: oh wait.

chantheman: I found the arcade

chantheman: ok guys, we're coming

callmewendy: can u see us?

chantheman: ye. I see u

chantheman: ur that person with the rank looking hair

urgaltaetae: pFTTTT that's HER. ACCURATE

callmewendy: why the disrespekt?/??!?!

suhoe: so what r we even doing for joy?

Kangempire: oh , joy just messaged me

callmewendy: what'd it say?

Kangempire:  wheRE u @ - quote Park Sooyoung

callmewendy: dont reply

Kangempire: but I left her on sEEn

baek-kon: ohhhhhh whatta savage

jongdaeandnnight: lol #seulgithesavage

suhoe: guys wait.

urgaltaetae: what now?

suhoe: i have to get sehun his milk tea

jongdaeandnnight: HOLY JESUS SUHO, SEHUN WILL LIVE, HE'S NOT A CHILD

suhoe: he is

baek-kon: oml, u wish he was 

suhoe: hes still a child in my eyes so SHUTUP

Kangempire: lol this is entertaining

urgaltaetae: ^^ ikr

jongdaeandnight: lol i wonder how yeri is doing

Kangempire: probably dead

callmewendy: i'll plan the funeral HAPPILY

suhoe: that's just ratch

Kangempire: ye. ^^ 

jongdaeandnnight: ye, u know how there's a line that u shouldn't cross? U JUST ING FLEW OVER IT LIKE 'biJ iM beTTEr tHAn U'

baek-kon: wow jongdae, didnt know u could type that fast

jongdaeandnnight: shutup, im the typing king

baek-kon: more like CHENSINGMACHINE bAHAHHAhGAGAHAGAAHAH

chantheman: BAHGAHAHHAAH

jongdaeandnight: CHANyeOl what the hell r u laughing at??!!

jongdaeandnight: 

callmewendy: bAHGAHAHAHHA

chantheman: at least i look HOT

jongdaeandnight: aint nothing HOT about U

jongdaeandnight:

Kangempire: Im sorry chanyeol, BUT WHAT THE HELL IS THAT FISHNET ON UR ARM?!?!?!?

chantheman: why am i suddenly the victim

Kangempire: coz ur easy to tease

callmewendy: tru tho

callmewendy: 

callmewendy: wHeRE iS uR hAIr?!

baek-kon: nah m8, that's just an old joke

suhoe: ye. that's IRRELAVANT

callmewendy: wait.

urgaltaetae: what?

callmewendy: WHERE THE HELL IS SUHO??!?!?!

Kangempire: saving his trolley probs

jongdaeandnight: tru ^^

baek-kon: ^^

suhoe: no I AINT

chantheman: just give gramps some time okay? he's old and cant walk fast

suhoe: shutup CHANYEOL

baek-kon: shame GRAMPS

jongdaeandnight: tHen wHErE r U?

suhoe: on sesame street

baek-kon: i wish u actually were 

suhoe: why do u hate me so much?!?!?!? what did i ever do to you!?!?!?

baek-kon: turned me into a begger

suhoe: smh

urgaltaetae: BWAHAHAHAHA what even is this o thought we were doing a surprise for sooyoung

kangempire: lol ive got 7 unread texts from her

urgaltaetae: what they say?

callmewendy: ^^

Kangempire: 1. dont leAve me ON sEEn | 2. seulgi imma whoop ur eagle if u dont reply | 3.imma have IRENE on ur case if u dont tell me where u @ | 4.imma | 5.ing | 6.Kill | 7.U

callmewendy: mayB this wasnt a good idea

Kangempire: u think?!?!?1

urgaltaetae: well it wasnt MY idea

jongdaeandnight: this is such a mess, i cant find u baek

baek-kon: shaaaaaame

callmewendy: where'd u two go to?/?!!?

jongdaeandnight: we're playing hide and seek

jongdaeandnight: baek give me a hint

baek-kon: donky kong

callmewendy: im losing it

Kangempire: like how u lost ur eyebrows?

callmewendy: ....im done with life

callmewendy: first of all, suho disappears, seulgi and chanyeol end up in a freezer, and now baekhyun and jongdae are playing hide and seek in an arcade

jongdaeandnight: bWAHAHAHAHHAA WENDY JUST GOT ROASTED

baek-kon: 

 jongdaeandnight: baek i still cant find u!!!

chantheman: he's over by donkey kong u idiot.

jongdaeandnight: oh i see him!

Kangempire: smh, he was like two metres away from u this whole time

urgaltaetae: where is suho???!?!

callmewendy: i asked that like 8 minutes ago but no one knows!!!!

suhoe: im just coming to the arcade now

Kangempire: i knew it!

chantheman: he got the ING BUBBLE TEA

jongdaeandnight: sehun's obviously his favourite member lmao

baek-kon: #hunhoisreal

Kangempire: BAHAHAHAHAHHAA

chantheman: 

   

suhoe: PLS DO NOT START THIS CONVERSATION OR ELSE

baek-kon: OR ELSE WHAT GRAMPS?!?!?

suhoe: #chanbaekisreal

   

chantheman: that's a pretty weak comeback

baek-kon: agree ^^

jongdaeandnight: agree^^

Kangempire: oh i see u suho

suhoe: wow chanyeol wasnt lying about wendy's hair lmao

callmewendy: CAN WE JUST GET THE PRESENT FOR SOOYOUNG and LEAVE?!??!?!

urgaltaetae: i already have it

callmewendy: okay let's go

suhoe: NO WENDY!!!!

chantheman: too late

baek-kon: too late for what?!?!?

Kangempire: there's a crowd of fans out there and now they're bombarding wendy

urgaltaetae: haH

callmewendy: FeLP

Kangempire added emojoy to the chat!

emojoy: I HATE U GUYS SO MUCH

baek-kon: lol wasnt our fault

jongdaeandnight: it was wendy

emojoy: why'd u listen to that ?!?!?!?

chantheman: dunno

kangempire: it was chanyeol's fault

suhoe: i didnt do anything. i just went and bought sehun's bubble tea

jongdaeandnight: #hunhoisreal

suhoe: shutup

jongdaeandnight: ;)

emojoy: well just saying i was the one who told fans where you were ;)

callmewendyy: U

emojoy: ur WELCOME

emojoy:

emojoy has left the chat!

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