hope this chapter would be worth the wait. ill try to write the rest today. the besties chat members are deadsoo (ksoo), drama queen (baek), scream(jongdae) and tower (chan).

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Dae: so in other news

Dae: kris is asking out ksoo rn

Angel:…

Angel: I INNG KNEW

Mother: ASDFGHJKL

Vivi’s dad: I CANT BELIEVE JONGINS PARANOIA WAS ACTUALLY REASONABLE FOR ONCE

Old man: what did kyungsoo say???

Dae: at first he looked super shocked

Dae: then he just smiled and said “im very sorry but there is someone I like so…”

Dae: he just patted him on the shoulder and went

Dae: I kinda feel bad for kris. he looks so lost and sad

Mother: my heartbreaker son

Vivi’s dad: @angel shouldn’t you be already screaming and punching me or whatever you do when you are happy?

Vivi’s dad: @angel??

Dae: ksoo broke him

 

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Private chat with Kji and Osh

 

OSH: are you ok?

KJI: relatively

Osh: explain

Kji: he rejected kris bc he likes someone else

Osh: and????

Kji: and now im sad bc he likes someone

Osh: KIM ING JONGIN

Osh: DON’T COME HOME IF YOU DON’T WANT TO BE STRANGLED TO DEATH

Osh: WHY ARE YOU SO ING DENSE

Kji: sehun you keep saying that kyungsoo likes me but how can I trust you when I just don’t see it

Kji: you say that he is biased towards me, that he is “soft” for me but honestly he is soft for everyone

Kji: rmbr when you had high fever and he stayed up with you all night?

Kji: or when Minseok broke up with that football player and ksoo made sure to get him home safe and took care of his hangover??

Kji: he doesn’t treat me any different than the rest of you guys

Kji: he is just a nice person and I know that being my friend you want the best for me but

Kji: he doesn’t have feelings for me stop giving me hope

Kji: its so hard

Osh: *sigh* Jongin look we have known each other for 3 years now right?

Osh: have I ever told you to do smth just so I could you see suffer?

Osh: and the ice pop thing doesn’t count

Osh: if anything, I want you to stop moping

Osh: im tired of seeing my friend sulking every time kyungsoo smiles at someone

Osh: its not normal

Kji: do you think I should just let go then?

Osh: is the other option that scary?

Kji: yes

Osh: look I really hoped this wouldn’t come to this but you leave me no choice

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Osh: these are only the ones he sent me this month

Osh: THIS MONTH

Osh: do you know how many messages he sent me asking if you have eaten?

Osh: or if your ankle was okay?

Osh: or if there was a specific reason you were sad that day?

Osh: or if you were seeing someone?

Osh: cant you see that he really likes you???

Osh: screw like he LOVES you and a lot

Kji: I don’t know what to say

Osh: honestly jongin. you know me. Id never advice you to do something that would harm you. i might seem cold and distant but im very far from it. If i insist that kyungsoo loves you, then I’m 100% sure of it.

Osh: just trust me dude

Kji: ok but what should I do?

Osh: ask him to come to our showcase

Kji: what if he has other plans

Osh: JONIGN

Kji: fine

Kji: thx ily

 

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Private chat with Do Kyungsoo and Kim jongin

 

Jongin: but im so worried!!!

Kyungsoo: Stop looking down on yourself. i’ve seen you dance and believe me it is far from being mediocre.

Kyugsoo: You’ll do so well!!! I believe in you!!!

Jongin: thanks!!!

Jonging: would you come to the showcase?

Kyungsoo: yeah sure. When?

Jongin: this Friday at 4 pm

Kyungsoo: oh great. the guys finish classes around 3:30 ill come with them

Jongin: guys?

Kyungsoo: chanyeol, jongdae and baek?

Jongin: um…

Jongin: I haven’t invited them

Kyungsoo: did they do something stupid? Ill end them

Jongin: no no they didn’t do anything.

Jongin: I just wanted you to be there

Jongin: alone

Jongin: to watch me

Jongin: I only invited you

Kyungsoo: why?

Jongin: because your opinion matters to me far more than the other’s

Kyungsoo: and why is that?

Jongin: just because

Jongin: ill see you on Friday?

Kyungsoo: sure. Cant wait :)

Jongin: :)

 

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Group chat  besties 

 

Deadsoo: so…um…

Deadsoo: you might have had a point there

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Deadsoo: [screeenshot2.jpg]

Scream: HOLY FUCING

Deadsoo:

Deadsoo: it’s the wrong chat

Deadsoo: whatevs. Just tell me am I seeing thins or this actually happened?

Tower: KYUNGSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Deadsoo: don’t you dare to ‘I told you’ me

Tower: I ING TOLD YOU WHY YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME

Scream: Yixing is legit crying beside me

Scream: [voice message]

Scream: LITERALLY

Deadsoo: why are yall so ing extra???

Drama queen: well

Scream: where is your enthusiasm baek?

Drama queen: dead in the ditch. I lost my bet to minseok

Drama queen: why couldn’t you confess earlier ksoo?

Drama queen: I really needed that 10$ a has gotta eat

Deadsoo: WHERE YOU ING BETTING ON US????

Tower: why are you panicking though? Just don’t tell Minseok about this

Drama queen: I KNEW I LOVE YOU FOR MORE THAN JUST YOUR VOICE AND THE LOG YOU HAVE BETWEEN YOU LEGS

Tower: i….i…

Tower: I feel objectified

Scream:  I just told Minseok fyi

Scream: he says hell get that money whatever means

Drama queen: why am I friends with you?

Scream: bc im amazing?

Drama queen: pfffffffff

Deadsoo: um GUYS pay attention to the important matters here

Deadsoo: did he really mean what I thought he meant?

Tower: kyuNGSOO I SWEAR TO GOD

Drama queen: for s sake

Scream: get your together-yx

Drama queen: see??? You even made Yixing swear

Deadsoo: ok so lets accept this as a confession of sorts. What shall I do?

Tower: confess back of course

Daedsoo: I don’t want to do it over a text

Drama queen: I have a plan

Drama queen: go to his showcase with flowers

Scream: give him the flowers and tell him they are not even half as pretty as he is

Deadsoo: a bit cheesy for me but go on

Drama queen: you invite him to somewhere private after the showcase

Scream: you can bring him back to your place

Drama queen: you make dinner for him and give him some top tier desserts to eat

Scream: he is happy and full

Drama queen: and then…

Scream: you take all of your cloths off, put on the alien mask you wore last Halloween and dance the Macarena

Drama queen: I feel like hed be into that

Scream: I know right?

Tower: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

Deadsoo kicked Scream out of the group chat

Deadsoo kicked Drama queen out of the group chat

 

Deadsoo: why do I even bother at this point

Tower: they had a point there

Deadsoo: you want to get kicked out too or what?

Tower: no I mean you probably shouldn’t do the mask and the dance thing but the rest was okay.

Tower: invite him to our place for a dinner and then confess to him

Tower: we’ll even clean the house for you two

Deadsoo: I don’t trust your cleaning skills no offence

Tower: ill have Minseok help us

Deadsoo: that’s better

Tower: so are we really going to do this?

Deadsoo: yeah. Im tired of guessing

Tower: im rooting for you

Tower: we’ll even change your bed linen

Tower: you know… for when you guys would need the bed…

Tower:  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Deadsoo: shut up

Tower: you are blushing aren’t you??

Deadsoo: SHUT THE UP

Tower: love you too

 

xxx

 

Group chat we are one

 

Dae: remember how 2 days ago it was yixing’s and my 2-year anniversary??

Dae: and I said I have a surprise for him

Dae: well… that was a mistake

Mother: OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED????

Ho: WHAT THE DID YOU DO??? IF YOU HURT YIXING ISTG

Angel: did you guys have an argument??

Vivi’s dad: but Yixing looked so happy the last 2 days WHAT HAPPENED

Dae: we didn’t have a fight relax

Dae: its just that im *this* close to beheading that bunny and giving it to ksoo to cook it for me

Tol: surely im not the only one confused

Angel: is this… Is this talk??? Is this how it goes???? It this normal???

Old man: believe me there is nothing normal about that statement

Mother: fyi jongdae there are better ways of saying you want to his

Dae: YOU GOT ME WRONG

Dae: I MEANT AN ACTUAL BUNNY

Dae: THE ANIMAL

Salt: come again?

Dae: I got a bunny for Yixing for our anniversary bc you all know how much he loves them but it was a grave ing mistake and ill never forgive myself for it

Tol: ?

Dae: that tiny er MONOPOLIZED MY BOYFRIEND

Dae: IT FOLLOWS HIM EVERYWHERE HE GOES AND YIXING CARRIES HIM ALL AROUND THE HOUSE

Dae: HE SPEND THE WHOLE DAY PLAYING WITH IT

Dae: WHAT ABOUT ME WHO WILL PLAY WITH ME

Salt:…

Salt: im too tired to deal with this

Dae: LAST NIGHT THAT ER JUMPED ON OUR BED WHEN WE WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF ING AND YIXING JUST STOPPED AND TOLD ME WE’LL CONTINUE TOMORROW AND LET HER SLEEP WITH US SAYING SHE NEEDED HIS ATTENTION

Dae: WHAT ABOUT ME AND MY DO WE NOT DESERVE HIS ATTENTION

 

Salt has left the group chat

Angel has left the group chat

Mother added salt and angel to the group chat

 

Mother: suffer with the rest of us

Mother: WE ARE ONE

Dae: don’t leave me Im distressed and sad

Old man: and you couldn’t say all of this to him because…

Dae: because im not talking to him

Mother: oh for s sake Jongdae

Dae: don’t for s sake me its his fault

Vivi’s dad: can we all just relax??

Vivi’s dad: where is Yixing anyways??

Dae: playing with his new love obviously

Bunny: I WAS WORKING OUT

Bunny: Jongdae why are you so upset?? Tongtong is so cute!!!

Dae: You know who else is cute??? Me but do I get the attention I deserve??? No

Bunny: Babyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Dae: go baby your furry friend

Bunny: what if I compensate my mistake?

Dae: nothing will make up for leaving me there untouched

Bunny: IM SORRY but the bunny is so cute!!!

Bunny: although I bet you with bunny ears would look even cuter

Bunny: or a bunny suit

Dae:…

Dae: wanna check out?

Old man: this is wrong on so many levels

Vivi’s dad: I wish I could unsee this

Mother: can someone kill me please? Anyone?

Bunny: ill buy one for you on my way home <3

 

Angel has left the chat

Vivi’s dad has left the chat

Salt has left the chat

Ho has left the chat

Tol has left the chat

Mother has left the chat

Old man has left the chat

 

 

Dae: ashdfghjkl

Dae: poor guys

Dae: maybe we should stop doing this?

Bunny: lol no way. Im having too much fun with their reactions

Dae: same!

Dae: for real though it was a move

Dae: I was really looking forward to cuddling you and that damn bunny just had to squeeze in between us

Bunny: im sorry!!! But she is so cute!!! I couldn’t leave her to sleep on her own

Bunny: do you not like her??

Dae: OF COURSE I DO. She is so cute and fluffy. I guess im just not used to sharing you with anyone

Bunny: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Bunny: if you are like this with a bunny, I cant imagine what youll do with a baby

Dae: baby?

Bunny: I mean we’ll get married and have kids wont we?

Bunny: its not like im saying we HAVE to have kids if you don’t want to. i know we haven’t discussed it yet

Bunny: but it would have been great

Bunny: and I know its early to talk about marriage either bc we only dated for 2 years now but I just have the feeling that what we have is not going to go anywhere? Like its for life

Bunny: I just love you so much and I look forward to spending the rest of my life with you

Bunny: oh god I must have scared you, haven’t i??? IM SORRY WE DON’T HAVE TO DO ANY OF THIS ITS TOO EARLY TO TALK ABOUT IT

Bunny: please forget what I just said. My body is so tired I cant control what I type

Bunny: Jongdae?

Dae: im here

Dae: I didn’t reply because I had to reread them to make sure I read them right.

Dae: I love you too and I really cant wait to have a family with you

Dae: and I don’t care if its too early for that. Im sure of my feelings

Bunny: im sure of them too

Dae: I love you so much, you know that right?

Bunny: I do

Dae: when will you get home?

Bunny: in half an hour

Dae: ok. ill cook your favorite for you

Bunny: you are the best!!!

Bunny: also we should probably delete these messages

Dae: agreed they are too personal

Dae: you go change your cloths ill delete them

Dae: and don’t worry ill screenshot them before deleting

Bunny: my smart baby!!!

Dae: (๑♡3♡๑)

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in case it wasnt clear enough: xindgae arent really the annoying couple they just love trolling everyone and see them suffer. i havent edited this properly.