Group chat we are one

Old man: beauty is truly the most dangerous weapon in the world

Tol: what happened???

Old man: joon saw minho across the street when exiting our restaurant and walked straight into the glass door

Tol: LMFAO

Ho: HGDHBEFJKNEFKJ

Vivi’s dad: WHY DOES IT NEVER HAPPEN WHEN IM AROUND

Angel: hyung….

Mother: SHUT IT

xxx

Vivi’s dad: guys I have a question

Vivi’s dad: how did u all become friends?

Vivi’s dad: jongin and i were dance buddies and joonmyeon and i were neighbors but how all of you came around?

Mother: why are u asking?

Vivi’s dad: 50% curious 50% bored

Mother: ok so as u know Minseok and I were accounting majors so we bonded over hours of cramming and crying

Mother: although yixing was our age but we became friends with him thanks to baek

Vivi’s dad: this leads to a much more interesting question: why are baekxing obsessed with each other?

Vivi’s dad: @ho explain pls

Angel: im curious too btw

Ho: gather around kids your grandpa is about to tell you a most touching love story

Ho: so yixing as u all know is mad talented so when one of ur profs saw him dancing in china asked him to join our uni’s dance crew

Ho: Yixing was hesitant since he didn’t know any Korean but he was ambitious so he agreed and spent the summer learning Korean

Ho: he managed to learn only the basics and used to have a very thick accent so naturally your immature upperclassmen begun making fun of him repeating his words, laughing etc etc

Vivi’s dad: TELL ME NAMES IM READY TO FIGHT

Angel: ME TOO HOW DARE THEY

Dae: easy there children it has been taken care of

Ho: after a week of being ridiculed yixing just stopped talking to people

Ho: thought maybe then theyd stop laughing at him

Ho: and ofc the same immature jerks thought Yixing was arrogant that’s why he wasn’t talking to anyone. imagine being that dense

Tol: then baek basically annoyed Yixing into talking to him

Dae: he used to go watch yixings dance practices and always hype him up

Tol: then hed ask him million questions and not leave until Yixing answered at least one of them

Ho: I JUST FELT BAD SEEING HIM EAT ALONE IN THE CANTEEN

Vivi’s dad: hate to say this but wow u are actually a nice person who would’ve thought

Angel: jongdae why weren’t you the one helping Yixing out?

Dae:…. I kinda hated him at that time

Vivi’s dad:  *dramatic gasp

Angel: *same

Dae: before u start accusing me imagine what u would feel if that gorgeous hot talented boy totally ignored u

Dae: although after some time baek managed to make him eat with us he never spoke to me and chan. he just ate quietly and went to his class. of course I was annoyed

Dae: also there was this other thing

Dae: he was kind of a playboy

Vivi’s dad: HE WAS A WHAT NOW

Angel: ARE U KIDDING ME???

Old man: this is new for me too tbh

Salt: ^

Dae: im NOT saying he slept around he just looked like he did

Dae: the thing was he was very extremely hot and the people who unlike his jerk groupmates talked to him, they usually flirted

Dae: and Yixing being his libra just had to flirt back with 0 meaning behind it

Dae: so seeing it from the distance really angered me

Dae: but it all changed in one spring afternoon

Vivi’s dad: oh I can already smell cheese

Dae: if u don’t want to hear it I wont tell

Vivi’s dad: ignore me continue

Dae: that’s better

Dae: that wonderful amazing afternoon I went to my fav coffee shop to get coffee and those blueberry muffins they made. Now that shop isn’t working anymore so u kids don’t know but those muffins were created by god himself

Salt: can confirm I nearly bagged the cook to give me the recipe

Dae:  i bought the last one left (they sold out very quickly) and was just getting my coffee when Yixing run into the coffee shop asking if they had those muffins

Dae: it was his very sad and very disappointed face and the bones picking through his skin that made me offer him to share it

Dae: he looked so puzzled for a few secs before i saw the most blinding beautiful smile ive ever seen

Mother: u guys are really the cutest

Angel: omg!!!!!!!!!

Dae: and when we were sharing it he told me that he was on a diet and only let himself eat those muffins once a week. Then he just started to tell me about the new dance and even showed me the video he took

Dae: he just looked so excited and cute I felt like I was hit by a hummer right in my chest

Dae: I just looked at his face and I knew I loved him

Tol:AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Ho: why are u screaming

Tol: BECAUSE ITS CUTE AS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Vivi’s dad: jongdae remember the times I called u 2 nasties?? forget it u really are the cutest couple

Angel: OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Angel: @tol @ho how did u two become a thing?

Ho: he asked me out and i said yes

Angel: …

Vivi’s dad: wow

Ho: it did involve serenading me in the middle of the night and bringing me flowers

Old man: not as romantic but that will do

 xxx

Group chat with bbh, pcy, kji, kms, kjm, zyx, kjd

Group name changed to fresh hot gossip by yours truly

Minseok: why did u make this?

Sehun: so we can discuss jongin and ksoo behind their backs

Sehun: ALSO because baek and i might have been following them around the last half an hour

Joonmyeon: WHAT IS WRONG WITH U TWO

Minseok: at least tell us is it worth it

Sehun: it damn right is!!!!!!!!

Baek: they met after classes and jongin finally handed the penguin doll to ksoo

Sehun: he was smiling so big!!!!

Baek: he really was!!!!!!! And when their hands brushed bth of them turned red

Yixing: oh my god???

Sehun: Jongin asked if he wanted to walk around and ksoo said yes

Sehun: so that’s what we have been doing

Minseok: u guys are weird

Baek: says the man who is impatiently waiting for our update

Minseok: then give us one

Baek: nothing serious is going on they r just walking and talking we cant really hear

Sehun: we must get closer

*a minute later*

Sehun: JGUIFSDBFSDN

Dae: WHAT? DID THEY HOLD HANDS?? KISS?? CONFESS? WHAT??

Baek: a huge husky just run onto jonging and is currently his hands

Sehun: why are u leaving out the best part?

Baek: oh that

Baek: the dog’s owner just came over to get his dog when he saw Jongin and double checked him

Joonmyeon: oooooh I sense drama

Minseok: *gets pop corn

Yixing: *joins Minseok and gets pop corn

Sehun: JKDHFUJDNGJDFBNKGJFBN

Sehun: THE DUDE JUST SAID ‘I WAS GOING TO SCOLD MY DOG FOR JUMPING ON A STRANGER BUT SEEING U I KINDA WANT TO DO IT TOO’

Chanyeol: SO BLANT OMG

Jooneyon: HOLY HSIT WHAT IS KSOO DOING///

Baek: HE IS JUST STANDING THERE

Baek: HE EVEN BACKED AWAY AS IF GIVING THEM SPACE TO FLIRT

Baek: THAT’S NOT HOW U GET A BOY KSOO

Sehun: the boy is currently apologizing and trying to look as good as he can while doing it

Sehun: which isn’t that hard bc he is ing gorgeous

Baek: gotta agree with the noodle here

Minseok: WHY ISNT JONGIN SAYING HE IS WITH SOMEONE?? IS HE EVEN SAYING ANYTHING??

Baek: when the guy said that he just turned red and kinda ignored it saying he shouldn’t scold his dog bc  he loves dogs

Baek: now they are having a small talk about the difficulties of raising dogs

Sehun: ksoo is standing behind Jongin a few feet away and trying not to look as devastated as he feels

Sehun: this

Yixing: WERE IS HE IM GONNA CUDDLE HIM

Baek: oh

Minseok: what???

Baek: he jut left

Yixing: the boy?

Sehun: no, ksoo. said that he has a place to be and when jongin said he would come with him ksoo said he should stay and finish his conversation

Baek: he said this all while avoiding eye contact

Baek: I thought this would be fun

Bae: but here I am

Baek: getting even sadder

Joonmyeon: @sehun tell your idiotic friend to use his brain once in a while

Joonmyeon: ill go buy ksoo’s favourite cupcakes

Yixing: dae and i can give him cuddles!!

Joonmyeon: then come with me to his apartment

Minseok: I can beat up the other guy

Baek: sounds tempting but this isn’t really his fault

Baek: @sehun talk to Jongin, chan will talk with ksoo

 xxx

Private chat with Kji and Osh

Osh: you really are the dumbest thing on earth

Kji: ??????

Osh: WHY DIDN’T U TELL THAT GUY U WERE WITH KSOO////

Kji: how do u even know????

Osh; that’s not important

Osh: what is important is that u are an idiot

Osh: DO U EVEN KNOW HOW HURT KYUNGSOO IS??

Kji: why would he be hurt??

Kji: I was just talking to a guy who has a dog

Osh: but the guy was FLIRTING

Kji: so??? Why would kyungsoo care??? Since when does he care about those things?

Osh: jongin not this again I beg u

Osh: just promise me not to flirt with people when u are with ksoo its just plain terrible

Kji: I seriously don’t get u

Osh: one day u will

Osh: hopefully

xxx

Private chat with Joon and Soo

Joon: are u at home soo?

Soo: yeah why?

Joon: Yixing dae and I want to visit

Soo: maybe some other time

Soo: I just don’t feel like talking to anyone right now

Joon: who says anything about talking?

Joon: we can just eat cupcakes and cuddle

Joon: hows that??

Soo: sounds good

 xxx

Private chat with Kji and Dks

Kyungsoo: Jongin I love you

Kyungsoo: I have for a while now

Kyungsoo: I love everything that makes you who you are and I love being with you.

Kyungsoo: I just really love you.

Kyungsoo: So please if you feel like it too or simply aren’t too annoyed or bothered by my feelings, can you meet me in the café near our university?

Kyungsoo: Just… just please give me a chance. Give me a chance to make you happy.

Kyungsoo: Hope I’ll see you tomorrow. If you won’t come I’ll understand that too.