**** baby<3 is yixing, love is jondgae. tickle monster is chanyeol, one punch soo is ksoo (you cant imagine how proud of myself im right now)*****

Private chat with baby<3 and love

Baby<3: dae baby i can’t find my red hoodie anywhere. have you seen it?

Love: … I might have…

Baby<3: ok ill try a different approach; are you wearing my red hoodie?

Love: yeah

Baby<3: babeeeeee I need to pack it!!! i won’t have the time tomorrow. we’ll go right after practice.

Love: can’t you take a different one?

Baby<3: why? why do I get the feeling you have spilt something on it?

Love: *dramatic gasp* how could you!!!

Baby<3: then what’s the matter?

Love: it smells like you. I need it to survive your absence...

Baby<3: omg baby ill be back in two days. It’s just a junior dance competition. We’ll head back on Sunday evening

Love: But I’ll miss you so much!!!

Baby<3: I’ll miss you more!!!!

Love: I’ll miss you most!!!

Baby<3: I’ll miss you most+infinity

Love: I love you so much

Baby<3: I love you too with all my heart. I’ll forever be grateful to have met you.

Love: where are you?

Baby<3: on my why home. why?

Love: I’LL SMOOCH YOUR PRETTY FACE OFF

Baby<3: will be there in 10

Love: make it 5 and you’ll get extra tight cuddles

Baby<3: <3

xxx

Group chat we are one

Bunny: @angel @vivi’s dad are you guys ready?

Angel: yeah I just finished packing

Vivi’s dad: me too

Tol: u guys going somewhere?

Bunny: my kids are participating in a junior dance competition and since sehun and Jongin also helped, they are coming with us

Salt: will you be gone long?

Vivi’s dad: kyungsoo…asking a question… about a thing not directly concerning him… shady

Salt: nvm don’t care

Mother: awwwwwww you hurt kyungies feelings. That’s not nice

Vivi’s dad: im not nice

Angel: ALRIGHT MISTER EDGELORD CHILL. We are only going for the weekend. We’ll be back on Sunday.

Salt: good luck :)

Angel: gvagdvadgc

Angel: I mean thanks

Bunny: awwwwww

Old man: awwwwww

Mother: awwwww

Vivi’s dad: awwwww

Tol: awwwww

Salt: chill

xxx

Private chat with Kji and Osh

Kji: HE ING USED AN EMOTICON

Kji: WHEN HAVE YOU EVER SEEN HIM USE AN EMOTICON

Osh: … should I say it or you already know?

Kji: I know I know whipped

 xxx

Old man: GUYS YOU CANT IMAGINE WHO ASKED ABOUT WHO TODAY

Ho: spill it. With Yixing gone, im so bored and sad

Dae: *aggressively ignores*

Old man: is @tol dead?

Tol: alive but only ironically

Old man: okay so nothing new. Back to my story. MINHO JUST CAME BY OUR RESTAURANT AND WHEN HE SAW ME HE ASKED HOW WAS MY ATTRACTIVE WEIRD FRIEND???

Tol: OMG @mother @mother @mother

Ho: JOONMYEON WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU THIS IS THE MOST EXCITING THING TO HAPPEN TO ME AFTER YIXINGS DEPARTURE

Dae: one of these days ill just deck you

Ho: my bf would protect me wouldn’t you @tol

Tol: like a knight in shining armor

Ho: awww

Old man: EXCUSE ME BUT THIS IS A JOONHO MOMENT

Mother: WHAT THE HELL GUYS. STOP BLOWING UP MY PHONE MY BOSS WOULD KICK MY IF HE SEES IM SULKING OFF

Old man: just read the messages

Mother: Holy

Mother: wait no its wasn’t dramatic enough

Mother: HOLY 1111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mother: REALLY? HE REALLY CALLED ME AN ATTRACTIVE WEIRD GUY??? THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE BEEN CALLED

Mother: he LIKED ME??? AFTER ALL THAT??

Old man: I am just as surprised as you are dude

Dae: what did you do mini?

Old man: I said that he was alright and that he wasn’t that weird just a bit awkward and has stupid sense of humor

Mother: MY HERO MY SAVIOUR ILL BUY YOU ANYTHING WHAT DO YOU WANT

Old man: money… a significant other… will to live…

Mother: I can offer you one(1) pizza. How’s that?

Old man: close enough

Vivi’s dad: THEN YOU SHOULD GIVE ME A PRESENT TOO HE IS MY CAPTAIN

Mother: I’ll give you the crust of the pizza which Minseok wouldn’t eat

Vivi’s dad: WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS TO ME???

Mother: IT’S BECAUSE OF YOU THAT I EMBARRASSED MYSELF

Vivi’s dad: IT’S NOT MY FAULT YOU HAVE A WEIRD MUM

Mother: gvsdhufbsfjg  I DON’T

Dae: your user name is mother…

Ho: you like it when we call you mum…

Tol: you like buying stuff for us…

Salt: you refer to yourself as a mother…

Old man: all your fictional crushes are mums…

Mother: I DO NOT HAVE A MUM 111!!!!!!!!!!!

Ho: sure jan

Mother: STOP THIS SLANDER

xxx

Private chat with tickle monster and one punch soo

Tickle monster: SOO

One punch soo: what

Tickle monster: baek is sleeping on my thigh and I just love him so much???

One punch soo: are you just realizing that??

Tickle monster: NO! I mean ive loved him since high school but the thing is sometimes I just look at him and then it hits me just how much I love him

Tickle monster: I’d do anything for him. He doesn’t even have to ask.

Tickle monster: I just… I just LOVE him so much

Tickle monster: he is so handsome??? His eyes, his nose, his lips all of it is so pretty. And his hands!!!! They are a work of art is2g

Tickle monster: and he is so funny??? Like im a funny person but he is funnier. Everyone always falls for him. Even when im sad he manages to make me smile

Tickle monster: also he is such a nice person?? He always encourages everyone and takes care of them. You know the reason he is so close to Yixing is because when Yixing came no one talked to him?

Tickle monster: after that he became super protective of Yixing and its one of the reasons I love him so much.

Tickle monster: also the fact that he is usually hyperactive and loud but with me he is the softest nicest chilliest boys ever (I mean if we aren’t playing lol and he is majorly losing, then he is anything but chill)

Tickle monster: I really really love him

One punch soo: i really hate to sound like sehun but

One punch soo: whipped

Tickle monster: I accept it. Still im very happy. I just hope you’ll get to be that happy

One punch soo: it’s complicated

Tickle monster: you are making it like that. Seize the day and confess. Live in the moment!! We aren’t getting any younger soo

One punch soo: I don’t want to ruin what we have

Tickle monster: so you’re gonna suffer until he finds someone else? Or confesses first?

One punch soo: the first one is more possible

Tickle monster: hey don’t say that!!! You are smart, thoughtful, caring, sweet, talented and you can cook??? Who’d pass up an opportunity like this??? YOU ARE A CATCH SOO

One punch soo: thanks yeollie

Tickle monster: soo, just please don’t underestimate yourself and try to confess

Tickle monster: im positive he’d agree to date you!!!

One punch soo: ill think about it

Tickle monster: also if u ever feel like talking just write to me. I know u hate sharing ur personal stuff but u can count on me. U know I can keep a secret. Just write to me if u need an advice or anything

One punch soo: thx yeol. Really.