Group chat fresh hot gossip by yours truly

Chanyeol: soooooooooooooo

Chanyeol: in this dark and mysterious times when the world was crushing down

Chanyeol: and humanity was slowly dying out there was one man who stood out

Chanyeol: the hero who rose from the faceless crowd to do whats right

Chanyeol: to fix humanity’s mistakes because after all they weren’t as perfect as him and made many mistakes

Chanyeol: he took the burden of enlightening them and showing them the new world they can achieve

Chanyeol: this selfless hero’s name is Park Chanyeol

Sehun: is it over? like are you done now?

Chanyeol: mostly

Sehun: oh god

Chanyeol: anyways guys I have some NEWS™

Joonmyeon: if its not about ksoo I don’t care

Chanyeol: it is!!!

Minseok: spill it

Chanyeol: so I talked with ksoo and he told me that he was in fact waiting for Jongin

Jongdae: I knew it!!!!

Yixing: ill have a talk with jongin which he is NOT going to like

Minseok: ill join

Minseok: 4 fists are better than 2

Chanyeol: chill its not his fault

Joonmyeon: im confused

Chanyeol: okay lets start from the beginning

Chanyeol: the day when the dog thing happened and you guys were at our place

Chanyeol: ksoo confessed to Jongin via chat and told him to meet him at the café

Chanyeol: but our baboon had a late night dance practice and as you guys might remember he accidentally crushed his phone that night

Chnayeol: and he doesn’t really remember his passwords so he might not have seen it

Chanyeol: in short if I guessed it correctly Jongin didn’t show up because he didn’t read the message

Yixing: thank god i was ready to cut him off from my crew

Joonmyeon: so all this drama has been a huge misunderstanding???

Chanyeol: pretty much yeah

Baekhyun: we have to do something to get them together

Yixing: i don’t know baek maybe we should let them do it on their own

Baekhyun: I really hate disagreeing with you but we’ve seen where this had led them to

Sehun: lets just wait for a bit

Chanyeol: agreed

Chanyeol: ill try to convince ksoo to try again

 xxx

Kim Jongin and You are now friends

Chanyeol: so you are swearing you cant log in into your old account??

Jongin: YES

Jongin: you know how bad I am with technology

Jongin: its so confusing

Jongin: I had so many cute puppy photos on it im so sad L(((

Chanyeol: that’s understandable

Chanyeol: and you didn’t get any messages past midnight???

Jongin: no???

Jongin: why are you asking?

Chnayeol: no reason

Chnayeol: you know just being the old weird me

Chanyeol: im random rawr

Jongin: pls stop

xxx

Private chat with tickle monster and one punch soo

Tickle monster: KYUNGSOO

Tickle monster: LOOK

Tickle monster: [screenshot.jpg]

Tickle monster: he didn’t know!!!!!!!!!

Tickle monster: confess to him again!!!

Tickle monster: do it!!!

Tickle monster: just do it!!!

One punch soo: Even if it was just a misunderstanding maybe we aren’t meant to be??

One punch soo: Maybe it was a sign I should give up?

Tickle monster: what are you so afraid of?

Tickle monster: even if he has no feelings for you (which is a total lie) he still wouldn’t reject you harshly

Tickle monster: at most you guys might be awkward around each other until you forgot it all together

One punch soo: it’s the awkwardness I am afraid of. I'll get over him not having feelings for me but losing him as a friend is not something I can handle. He is the only one I can be myself around you know?? I feel so comfortable around him

One punch soo: He feels like home

One punch soo: I dont want to lose that

Tickle monster: i understand but you cant go on like this

Tickle monster: you are hurting

Tickle monster: how many times you can handle seeing other people flirt with him?

Tickle monster: what you guys have right now is good but it can be better cant it?

Tickle monster: you can hug him whenever you want, kiss him whenever you want

Tickle monster: don’t you want that?

One punch soo: I do but…

Tickle monster: no buts!!!

Tickle monster: kyungsoo I know I say a lot of stupid like really A LOT

Tickle monster: but just trust me this once ok?

Tickle monster: he looks at you like you put the stars on the sky

Tickle monster: he always brags to his new friends how good your cakes taste and how good of a chef you are

Tickle monster: and didn’t you tell me before he always sends you photos of his dogs??

Tickle monster: that’s so cute!!!

Tickle monster: just try please

One punch soo: …

One punch soo: I really hope you are right

One punch soo: or ill kill you

Tickle monster: sounds reasonable

xxx

Kim Jongin and You are now friends 

Jongin: are you okay?

Jongin: the guys told me what happened

Jongin: whoever did that will hear from me

Jongin: just don’t take it to your heart they are the ones missing out

Kyungsoo: thanks

Kyungsoo: don’t worry too much about it now

Jongin: hyung you really shouldn’t let it hurt you

Jongin: you deserve someone better

Kyungsoo: lets talk about something else

Kyungsoo: how is your crush going?

Jongin: um…

Kyungsoo: can you tell me about him? Or her?

Jongin: …

Jongin: I mean if you want to hear it…

Jongin: it’s a he

Jongin: he is very nice and sweet

Jongin: and he takes good care of everyone

Jongin: and he is so handsome???

Jongin: I just melt every time I see him

Kyungsoo: you sound like you are in love

Jongin: I guess I am

Jongin: how are the things with kris btw?

Kyungsoo: they are good???

Kyungsoo: why do you always ask me about him?

Jongin: no reason

Kyungsoo: Jongin

Jongin: fine. I think you guys have a thing

Kyungsoo: why would I have a thing with kris? I barely know him

Jongin: I just assumed since you guys spend a lot of time together

Kyungsoo: he is new and im just helping him to feel more welcome

Kyungsoo: btw how do you know we spend a lot of time together?

Kyungsoo: I mean the dance department is on the other side of our campus

Jongin: hahaha gtg see you later

Kyungsoo: … ok

xxx

Private chat with Kji and Osh

Kji: [screenshot.jpg]

Kji: I ed up

Osh: karma is a

 xxx

Tol added Do Kyungsoo to the group chat we are one

Tol changed Do Kyungsoo’s name to Salt

Salt: guys im really sorry

Salt: I really appreciate you and I didn’t mean the things I said

Salt: I was in a bad mood and I shouldn’t have lashed out on you

Salt: im sorry

Ho: ITS ALRIGHT

Ho: we love you too!!!!

Bunny: its good to have you back!!!

Old man: don’t worry about it soo

Dae: we missed u

Mother: all that matters is that we forgive you

Vivi’s dad: I don’t

Mother: SEHUN

Salt: ill make you your favorite dish

Vivi’s dad: my forgiveness is not that cheap

Salt: + dessert of your choice

Vivi’s dad: you know you are my favorite right?

Mother: brat

Vivi’s dad added Kim Jongin to the group chat we are one

Vivi’s dad changed Kim Jongin’s name to Angel

Vivi’s dad: consistency is the key

Mother: my family is finally complete

 xxx

Mother: BAEK JUST BURNT MY NEW COOKING POT

Mother: THIS ER CANT EVEN BOIL WATER JFC

Ho: im sorry but I have never done anything wrong in my life

Ho: ever

Tol: I know this and I love you

Ho: <3

 xxx

Vivi’s dad: nearly all of my friends are dating and here I am staring at the wall bc my dog just ditched me to play with jongin

Old man: im afraid you are gonna die alone

Vivi’s dad: its not that I cant find the right person

Vivi’s dad: its just they have to get along with all of you

Vivis’ dad: in the wise words of spice girls “If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends”

Vivi’s dad: that’s u

Vivis’ dad: the friend. not the lover

Vivi’s dad: unless…

Old man: NO

Vivi’s dad: ur loss

xxx

Mother: guys!!!

Angel: smth happened?

Mother: YES

Mother: Yesterday a clown held the door open for me.

Angel: ?

Mother: I thought it was a nice jester.

Angel has left the chat

Vivi’s dad has left the chat

Salt has left the chat

Ho has left the chat

Tol has left the chat

Dae has left the chat

Old man: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Mother: only you understand art

Mother has added angel, vivi’s dad, salt, ho, tol, dae to the chat

Mother: I'm toadly sorry! Please frog-ive me

Old man: LOL

Vivi’s dad: UGH

Salt: just stop trying

Dae: why would you make me read it with my own two eyes

Angel has left the chat

Vivi’s dad has left the chat

Salt has left the chat

Ho has left the chat

Tol has left the chat

Dae has left the chat

Mother: worth it