We are one(1)
We are one (1)Group chat: we are one (1)
Vivi’s dad: so i was thinking…
Mother: since when can you do that?
Vivi’s dad: aNYWAYS as I was saying I’ve been thinking what if we are just cosmic dust floating around through this endless galaxy with no directions or a destination looking for something we will never achieve...
Old man: I’m too drunk for this. U deal with him @mother
Mother: ???
Vivi’s dad: what if all of us are looking for happiness and love only to figure it out at the end that we will never fully achieve them? what if we are eternally doomed to live the same life all over again until we feel like we achieved it and then die to do it all over again?
Mother: okay… what’s wrong?
Vivi’s dad: nothing is wrong. i’m just wasting my time on this giant planet all alone and unhappy. i was just thinking about life and death and our mission in this world…
Mother: you??? thinking?? about mortality??? *narrows eyes*
Vivi’s dad: ok fine. chanyeol ate all of the cereal and im hungry.
Mother: …
Vivi’s dad: Hunger has taken over my senses and all I feel is the eternal emptiness in me that’d never be filled.
Mother:…..
Baekie: he just wants u to buy him food lol
Vivi’s dad: me??? manipulating joonmyeon??? WOW… how could u… i’ve never been more insulted in my entire purposeless existence. Money can never fulfill the needs I have. No material object can relieve the emotional burden I carry every day
Baekie:…
Mother: Im heading out to the store. Are you sure you don’t want anything?
Vivi’s dad: ….well… maybe take out and a pie would give me strength to win the inner war
Baekie: brat lol
Vivi’s dad: says the one who pretended to have twisted his foot so he wouldn’t have to turn off his game and help joon with the dinner. If i remember correctly, which i DO, you even made joon give you a massage
Mother: he did WHAT now????!!!!!
Baekie: ….gtg. I love you Joonie, you know that right? (。♥‿♥。)(。♥‿♥。)(。♥‿♥。)
Mother: ive never felt more used....
XXX
Bunny: Hey guys! Have you seen my umbrella? I can’t find it anywhere (∩︵∩)
Baekie: i took it sorry (๑◕︵◕๑)(๑◕︵◕๑)(๑◕︵◕๑)
Bunny: Don’t be sorry Baekhyunie!!!! Take it anytime you want!! Stay dry!!! The rain is so heavy today. Did you wear your coat?
Baekie: no i forgot (๑◕︵◕๑)
Bunny: Baekie!! *sigh* Fine I'll give it to you on my way to work. Are you still at the uni?
Baekie: yes. thanks ge!!!! I love you!!!! ლζ*♡ε♡*ζლ
Bunny: I love you too (๑♡3♡๑)
Vivi’s dad: are you seeing this @dae?
Dae: wish i wasn’t
Bunny: We are just being affectionate! You know I only have eyes for you!!
Dae: then maybe stop flirting with that him 24/7???!!!! (ง •̀_•́)ง
Dae changed Baekie’s name to HO
Ho: tHeN mAyBe sToP FlIrTiNg WiTh HiM 24/7
Dae: (ง ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)ง(ง ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)ง(ง ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)ง
Bunny: Baby I’d never date Baekie you know that. I'm all yours!!!
Ho: never?? (。•́︿•̀。)
Bunny: Ok maybe if I wasn’t in love with Jongdae…
Dae:…
Dae: pain… betrayal… heartbreak…
Dae: u think you know someone…
Bunny: (๑♡3♡๑)
Vivi’s dad: @tol you are being too quiet.
Tol: ive accepted my faith long time ago. nothing can stand in between baekxing
Old man: baekxing?
Tol: baekhyun+yixing
Salt: wild
Bunny: you’re just jealous
Ho: you’re just jealous
Ho: oooooooooooh brooooo (●♡∀♡))ヾ☆*。(●♡∀♡))ヾ☆*。(●♡∀♡))ヾ☆*。(●♡∀♡))ヾ☆*。
Bunny: brooooo ლζ*♡ε♡*ζლ ლζ*♡ε♡*ζლ ლζ*♡ε♡*ζლ ლζ*♡ε♡*ζლ
Dae: bRO (メ▼へ▼)ノ0=|⊃―
xxx
Private chat with kjd and dks
Ksoo: don’t take them too seriously. yixing really loves you. he never stops talking about you it’s both frustrating and cute. + baek is a nice person (sometimes). you shouldn’t worry
Dae: i don’t lol. yixing loves me a lot and baek is one of my best friends. im not really jealous. we are just joking around
Ksoo: oh.. alright then
Dae: awwwwwwwwwwwww you are such a sweetheart though!!! look at you getting worried for us <3333 you are the nicest in the bunch (not counting yixing, b/c no one can compare) but still…
Dae: Im telling everyone to stop calling you deadsoo
Ksoo: i didn’t spend years creating reputation for you to ruin it. do that and you’ll never eat my food again
Dae: fine (︶︹︺)
Ksoo: good.
xxx
Old man: guess WHAT happened today?
Ho: u finally retired??
Old man kicked Ho out of the group chat
Old man: guess who’s NOT gonna hear how joon embarrassed himself in front of a hot guy today
Tol added Ho to the group chat
Tol: sorry hyung but he bargains well
Salt: threatened not to have with you??
Tol: yeah
Old man: hello yes I was talking
Vivi’s dad: guys you’re gonna love this listen to the old man
Mother: pls no…
Old Man: okay so as you guys might know our own sehun recently joined the football team and joon being joon had to visit to see how sehun was doing
Mother: pls hyung ill do anything
Dae: I’ll do anything+2 if you tell
Mother: was i a bad mother for you jongdae?
Dae: 1) u are not my real mum, 2) if minseok is interested enough to bring it up then it must be really good
Bunny: agreed
Dae: (´∀`)♡
Mother: not you too my pure child!!!
Old man: AS I was saying joon came to our practice today. at the end he came up to us to complement sehun’s footwork and suddenly our team captain minho came towards us to talk (read: flirt) with joonmyeon
Old man: so there is this tall, masculine, handsome guy with his guns and a smile that could rival the sun and there is joon pale, panicked-looking with a mouth so wide open i think he still has drool on his shirt
Mother: the sweat was running down his arms WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO???
Salt: half (read: all) the uni is in love with him. he is tall, tan, handsome and very sweet.
Vivi’s dad: tall, tan, handsome and very sweet… Sounds like your type, doesn’t it?
Salt:…
Angel:…
Old man: WILL YOU LET ME FINISH??
Old man: so minho starts flirting with joon and says “sehun didn’t tell me he has such a good-looking acquaintance. who are you?”
Mother: oh no… the end is near…
Old man: and our self-proclaimed genius and the straight-a student just says “i’m sehun’s mum” with the most SERIOUS EXPRESSION EVER
Angel: LMFAO
Dae: IM FREAKING DYING OJMFBVDHFNV
Bunny: ROFL
Ho: HFDBGSDFJGNSFDK
Old man: THE POOR BOY LOOKED SO DISTURBED AND CONFUSED . YOU COULD LITERALLY SEE HIM WONDER IF JOON WAS SANE JHSFBVHFG
Tol: THIS IS TOO GOOD
Tol: Ksoo just choked on his drink while reading this hjbjdfgn
Ho: i’m getting this entire story tattooed on my
Mother: …
Mother: mY OWN family
xxx
Ho: hair: blue
: out
nut: busted
Bunny: …
Old man: can someone explain this???
Angel: Chanyeol just dyed his hair blue
Tol: hair: still black
: still out
nut: still busted
Ho: (´ω`♡%)
Tol: (‘∀’●)♡
Old man: romance is dead. They murdered her.
xxx
Vivi’s dad: who wants to see vivi’s new photos?
Seen by all
Vivi’s dad: I hate you all
xxx
Angel: he looked so good today I… that hair those eyes those lips!!!! damn I just want to cuddle him to death and cook for him, and pinch his cheeks and take him to family vacations and raise dogs with him!!!! He makes my heart go ?!?!?!?! I’M GONNA DIE SEHUNNIE
Mother: you are so pure none of us is worthy omg..
Angel: Oh Joonmyeon… i meant to send this to Sehun. Sorry must have mixed the chats.
Mother: i'm sure he’ll see this soon
AngeL: …Yeah after I send it to him
Dae: not the sharpest tool in the shed are we?
Angel: ?
Angel: !!!!!
Vivi’s dad: and at 10 o’clock we have local man write a sappy message about his crush in a groupchat where his said crush can see it and not realize it for 2 solid minutes
Old man: my fav show
Old man: jongin, u alive? Also @salt why are you not saying anything?
Salt: im usually quiet as you guys might have noticed
Salt: so... you have a crush, Jongin?
Tol: THE MOMENT WE ALL HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR
Ho: THE WAIT IS OVER
Angel: yeah
Salt: oh…
Salt: good for you
Bunny: this is tragic. Im so sad
Dae: U ES MADE MY PRECIOUS BABY CRY ILL END YOUR OBLIVIOUS ASSES JUST WAIT
Dae: @bunny they are young and stupid forget them. Wanna cuddle? Or bang and then cuddle?
Vivi’s dad: eW
Bunny: sounds good!!!
xxx
Private chat with dks and osh
Angry mom: so… who’s jongin’s crush?
Huge son: sorry, but it’s not my secret to tell
Angry mom: you’re right. sorry for asking
Huge son: (-o⌒)
xxx
Bunny: How is the prettiest boy in the world? @dae
Dae: I don’t know. You tell me (。•̀ᴗ-)✧
Mother: ugh
Vivi’s dad: ugh
Old man: ugh
Ho: ugh with a dash of cute
Tol: ugh
Salt: ugh
Angel: I love you guys both but pls get a room and leave us be
Dae: are you still salty about the tall dude?
Salt: who made Jongin sad?
Vivi’s dad: *softly but with a lot of feeling* whipped
Ho: there was this tall guy flirting with his crush today and he is still pissed about it
Salt: oh
Tol: btw on completely unrelated note who was that TALL guy talking to you today?
Salt: Kris? He’s a transfer student. I was just showing him around
Ho: He is VERY TALL isn’t he?
Salt: yeah sure. had to look up the entire time. my neck is kinda sore.
Bunny:…
Old man:…
Old man: you really don’t see where is this going?
Salt: Oh!!!!!
Mother: FINALLY I CAN REST
Salt: Kris is the guy flirting with jonginie’s crush!
Bunny: *facepalm
Dae: *facepalm
Old man: *facepalm
Mother: *dramatic facepalm
Tol: *facepalm
Ho: *facepalm
Angel: …
Vivi’s dad: I crave deaTH
Ho: @god are you seeing this???
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