Bunny: GUYS!!!11

Bunny: CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS

Bunny: ON THIS VERY DAY GOD CREATED A BEAUTY THAT NO HUMAN EYE CAN COMPREHEND

Bunny: WE ENTER A NEW ERA OF LIGHT BEAUTY AND PURITY

Bunny: FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNEW THIS IS THE NEW WORLD EMBRACE IT LOVE IT ACCEPT IT

Vivi’s dad: are you ok???

Bunny: do I ing look okay to you?

Mother: omg… yixing is swearing. what happened???

Salt: you are worrying us

Bunny: GET READY TO ENTER A NEW CHAPTER IN YOUR LIFE

Bunny: 

Bunny: HE SNATCHED MY WHOLE LIFE. THE WORLD IS SHOOK.

Bunny: CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS IS THE GUY I CAN ACTUALLY TOUCH AND KISS AND LOVE??? IM UNWORTHY!!!!!!!!!!!

Old man: have to admit jd looks good

Bunny: LOOKS GOOD MY . HE LOOKS DROP DEAD GORGEOUS

Bunny: HE IS THE MOST PERFECT CREATURE TO WALK THIS SINFUL EARTH. WE AREN’T WORTHY. HE IS THE VISUAL OF THE UNIVERSE. THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE, MY MOON AND STARS.

Bunny: I just cried and thanked every god out there who made our paths cross. And to think this gorgeous being is in love with me… I’m so lucky

Dae: IM THE LUCKY ONE!!!! <3

Bunny: (●♡∀♡)

Vivi’s dad: whipped lol

Mother: this noodle is sitting right next to me and lying his off. when he read the messages he clenched his heart and said ‘they are so cute. when will I ever…”

Old man: EXPOSED

Vivi’s dad: joONMYEON

Bunny: SEHUNNIE!!!! YOU’LL DEFINITELY FIND SOMEONE WHO’LL LOVE YOU JUST AS MUCH AS I LOVE JONGDAE. JUST WAIT FOR A BIT IM SURE THEY ARE AROUND. THEY WILL LOVE YOU HEART AND SOUL JUST WAIT

Mother: he is wiping his tears now

Vivi’s dad: Joonmyeon?

Mother: yes?

Vivi’s dad: get out of my dorm

xxx

Private chat with kji and osh

Kji: look at this

Kji: [photo attached]

Kji: :((((((((

Osh: omg Jongin you cant just take photos of your crush without asking!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW CREEPY THAT IS??

Kji: dude im in pain leave me be

Osh: *sigh* is this about kris?

Kji: ofc its about him. he follows kyungsoo EVERYWHERE. Its so frustrating

Osj: 1) u do that too, 2) he is new maybe he only knows ksoo

Kji: No way. He has 3 other friends but he always makes them scatter when he sees ksoo

Osh: and how do you know that???

Kji: well…

Osh: JONGIN YOU CANT STALK PEOPLE WHAT IS WRONG WITH U

Kji: I KNOW but I need to know if I have a chance with kyungsoo

Osh: you DO have a chance just ask him out dummy

Kji: what if he rejects?

Osh:  you’ll cry on my shoulder and then move on

Kji: stalking sounds much better

Osh: KIM JONGIN

Kji: fine… ill think about it. just look at that pic. he looks so happy. do u think he prefers tall boy?

Osh: YOU are a tall boy

Kji: not tall enough. should I drink more milk? It’s yackie

Osh: omg u are a 4-year-old i swear

Osh:  maybe, and it’s just a very stupid hypothesis of mine, but what if he likes boys that actually flirt with him and ask him out??

Kji: im just very scared. give me some time

Osh: just make sure not to overthink it

Kji: I love u sehunnie

Osh: of course you do you overgrown manbaby

Osh: ly2

xxx

Group chat we are one

Ho: so I just dropped my donut on the floor. Chanyeol took it, blew on it and then stood right in front of me, so the people passing by won’t see that im eating food that a few secs ago was on the ground

Ho: this is exactly the type of support I needed in a relationship

Tol: <3

Salt: baek, your eating habits and hygiene overall are disturbing

Ho: go be jealous somewhere else

Old man: this was so emotional im crying

Ho: not all of us can be cranky, bitter and single

Old man: Say your last words because you won’t be able to talk as soon as I get you.

Ho: … it was nice while it lasted

Ho: pls burry the box under my bad u know the one @tol

Ho: Chanyeol I loved you rmbr that

Ho: goodbye cruel world

xxx

 Vivi’s dad: hey @mother, how are you today?

Mother: you noticed??? Im so greatful to have a friend like you. I have been stressed for a week now and that’s so sweet of you to notice and care <3. It started with me getting a serious order from my boss and I was supposed to finish it on Thursday. U know I love my job and I love accounting but its so stressing. If I make a single mistake they’d fire me. Also ive been thinking if I made the right choice. Like what if I choose music like chan or baek. Would I be happier? But at the same time accounting is more profitable and reliable. But I can’t really count on that like what if I get fired?? Then what was the point??? And what if by choosing music I earned more money?? The universe is so big and mysterious you never know what will happen in the future and it’s stressing me out you know…

Vivi’s dad: … that’s cool

Vivi’s dad: I just wanted to know if you could lend me your old notebook. Mine broke down

Mother:  one of these days you’d appreciate all the nights I spent by your cradle

Vivi’s dad: we met when we were like 5

Mother: ill forgive you. How can I not. You are my flesh and blood. Just know that you hurt your mum’s heart today.

Vivi’s dad: u know what just keep it ill ask ksoo

Mother: :)

xxx

Dae: ksoo is at our place rn and he has been smiling this whole evening

Dae: im so creeped out

Dae: he won’t even tell me what is he smiling about

Angel: is this because of kris?

Salt: what? No of course not

Salt: can’t I just smile for no reason?

Old man: sounds fake

Mother : ^

Vivi’s dad: ^^^

Ho: Chanyeol tripped and fell in the parking lot today

Old man: lmfao

Mother: hahahaha

Salt: @angel why did you even bring up kris?

Angel: no reason

Vivi’s dad: duuuuude

Angel: shut it noodleman