Group chat we are one

Vivi’s dad: guess WHAT ES

Angel: WE WON

Vivi’s dad: not only we won but WE CRASHED THE OTHER KIDS LIKE TINY GRAPES

Bunny: WE DID NOT CRASH NO KIDS

Old man: lol we know Yixing congrats

Mother: CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!

Tol: I knew you could do that cngrts!!!!

Ho: that’s my Yixing right there never disappoints

Dae: I knew you guys would win you’ve been working your asses off for 2 months now

Vivi’s dad:

Vivi’s dad: Yixing: I love all my kids equally

Vivi’s dad: also Yixing: *shields renjun and chenle like a mama hen

Bunny: BUT THEY ARE SO TINY I FEEL LIKE I MUST PROTECT THEM FROM EVERYTHING

Old man: pure

Salt: why aren’t you guys on the photo too?

Mother: wanted to see someone special there???

Salt: yeah your non-existent sense of humor

Old man: that’s cold

Dae: DAMN

Ho: murder on this fine Sunday at 12 am

Angel: sehun and i were a bit busy, so only yixing went up the stage with the boys

Bunny: busy crying his eyes out lol

Angel: YIXING

Vivi’s dad: lol

Bunny: big coming from the guy who took like 20 photos b/c his hands kept shaking

Tol: ROLF

Ho: EXPOSED

Vivi’s dad: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE NICE ONE

Bunny:  lol

Bunny: when the announcer announced the winner these two hugged each other and wept for like 5 mins

Bunny: even the kids waited until we exited the stage and they are like 12

Angel:…

Angel: my reputation - gone but not forgotten

Vivi’s dad: FINE IF U WANT TO PLAY LETS PLAY

Vivi’s dad: @dae do u know there was a very hot guy flirting with yixing non-stop?

Vivi’s dad: and he wasn’t just no one HE WAS ONE OF THE JURIES

Vivi’s dad: he kept asking xing out no matter how many times he denied

Vivi’s dad: and when he said he has a bf the dude said smth like u weren’t there were u with the most embarrassing half-assed wink

Vivi's dad: at the end of the competition i saw him hand his number to yixing and yixing winking at him

Dae: what did u say xing?

Bunny: he gave me his number and I just said ‘ill call u once ill lower my standards enough’

Dae: LMFO

Dae: MY BF THE SAVAGEST OF THEM ALL

Ho: HGFDY7ERBFNHJD

Tol: THE CURVE OF THE CENTURY 

Old man: lol

Vivi’s dad: ….where is the drama? The tears??? The break up?

Dae: in ur dreams noodle

Vivi’s dad: whats up with all of u calling me noodle

Mother: r u saying you don’t look like a genetically modified noodle???

Vivi’s dad:… I hate every single one of you

Vivi’s dad: not joking

Vivi’s dad: bye

Old man: bye bye noodle

Vivi’s dad: WIAT GAYS I JUST RMBRED SMTH ELSE U GOTTA HERA THIS

Mother: I smell tea

Vivi’s dad: u damn right do!!!!

Vivi’s dad: a certain someone bought a present for a certain someone

Mother: omg!!!! Jongin what did you buy????

Angel: why do u think its me??

Mother: sehun loves embarrassing and/or annoying u??

Angel: ah… makes sense

Ho: don’t avoid the question I NEED TO KNOW

Angel: its really nothing special

Dae: Jongin!!!!

Angel: fine

Angel:

Angel: I just thought it looks like kyungsoo

Mother: JDNDHUGNGJFM

Bo: IT REALLY DOES I CANT UNSEE

Tol: OMG KYUNGSOO WHERE DID U GET THAT APRON DUH IT LOOKS GOOD

Dae: I really want to make fun of you guys but this is too cute I cant

Salt: why would u buy smth that looks like me???

Angel: to give it to u???

Salt:… wait… its for me???

Angel: yeah

Salt: oh

Salt: I love it! Its very cute!

Angel: of course after all it looks like u

Dae: *softly but with a lot of feeling* omg

Old man: mark the day boys

Mother: believe it or not but im crying

Ho: don’t worry we believe u and for once u aren’t alone

Tol: a life-changing experience

Bunny: im so proud of you @angel <3

Vivi’s dad: fINALLY

xxx

 Private chat with tickle monster and one punch soo

One punch soo: CHANYEIRKLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Tickle monster: yes?

One punch soo: HE BOUGHT IT FOR ME

One punch soo: HE BOUGHT A PRESENT FOR MME

One punch soo: JUST BC HE FELT LIKE IT

One punch soo: AND HE INDIRECTLY CALLED ME CUTE WHAT DO I DO

Tickle monster: damn I never saw u worked up like this

Tickle monster: just enjoy it

Tickle monster: even better FLIRT BACK

One punch soo: what??? NO

One punch soo: he was just being nice u know him

One punch soo: he didn’t mean it like that

Tickle monster: istg u make me rip off the last few hair I still have

Tickle monster: WHY R U LIKE THIS

xxx

Private chat with kji and osh

Kji: OMG SEHUN WHAT DID I DO

Osh: the right thing my friend the right thing