gramps is minseok and annoyance is baek

Private chat with gramps and annoyance  

Gramps: no baek im not your housekeeper

Annoyance: but hyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuung

Annoyance: I already promised ksoo we’ll clean the house

Gramps: then do it yourselves don’t bother me

Annoyance: but you are so good at cleaning things

Gramps: your attempt at flattering me was pathetic at best still no

Annoyance: don’t you want to see ksoo and jongin together?

Gramps: of course I do but that doesn’t mean I want to clean your house for you

Annoyance: what if Jongin sees half-eaten burger under the pillow on the sofa and decides that he doesn’t like kyungsoo anymore

Gramps: at this point not even the god himself can stop Jongin from loving ksoo

Gramps: also you guys are gross wow

Annoyance: hyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug

Annoyance: hyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug

Gramps: UGH FINE

Annoyance: love you!!!

xxx

Private chat with tickle monster and one punch soo

Tickle monster: are u ready for this?

One punch soo: as ready as ill ever be

Tickle monster: go get him tiger

xxx

 Group chat fresh hot gossip by yours truly

Joonmyeon: anyone wants so fill me in why kyungsoo has flowers with him??

Chanyeol: where have you seen him?

Joonmyeon: its sehun and kai’s showcase today. he is here too

Baekhyun: WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE

Joonmyeon: SUPPORTING MY SONS WHAT ELSE SHOULD I DO

Baekhyun: WHATEVER YOU DO DON’T LET KSOO SEE YOU

Joonmyeon: why?

Chanyeol: ksoo wants to confess today and if he sees you he might chicken out

Joonmyeon: ooooooooooooooooooooooooh

Jongdae: what is going on right now?

Joonmyeon: its jongin’s turn now and let me tell you this boy knows how to move his hips

Yixing: is kyungsoo alive?

Joonmyeon: barely. he looks like his souls has left his body

Joonmyeon: btw he looks exceptionally good today

Chanyeol: he spent the whole night choosing outfits

Baekhyun: he even let me put make up on him

Minseok: wow the power of love

xxx

Joonmyeon: guys if I die I just want you to know that I love you

Joonmyeon: although you mostly are insufferable jerks who don’t like puns

Minseok: what are you up to?

Joonmyeon: when the showcase ended ksoo went backstage to find Jongin and I followed

Joonmyeon: he is now pacing and staring at the flowers

Joonmyeon: my poor son is so stressed

Yixing: GUYS KYUNGSOO CAME TO SEE JONGIN AND JONGIN JUST LEFT THE ROOM SO QUICKLY I THINK HE GOT WHIPLASH

Yixing: oh I see you guys already know

Minseok: yeah

Joonmyeon: ‘thank you so much for coming today. I saw u in the crowd. It helped me a lot.”-ji

Joonmyeon: ‘I should be the one thanking you. You danced so well I was mesmerized.’

Joonmyeon: Now they are just smiling at each other

Baekhyun: my heart!!!

Joonmyeon: ‘who are these for?’-jongin

Joonmyeon: ‘what do you mean?’-ksoo

Joonmyeon: ‘the flowers?’-ji

Joonmyeon: Ashgdfhsbd ksoo was so stressed he forgot he had flowers with him. He blushed lightly and gave the flowers to Jongin.

Joonmyeon: ‘they are very pretty’-ji

Joonmyeon: ‘they are… you… nevermind. Are you hungry?-ksoo

Joonmyeon: ‘starving’

Joonmyeon: ‘I was trying out a new recipe today and I think the results are okay. Want to come check for yourself?’-ksoo

Joonmyeon: ‘of course. Im sure its gonna taste great.-ji

Joonmyeon: again shy smiles

Joonmyeon: they are too much for my heart

Chanyeol: he really tried to use the line Jongdae told him. Omg every time I think he couldn’t be more in love he proves me wrong

Minseok: what are they doing joon?

Joonmyeon: Jongin went to gather his things

Joonmyeon: ksoo is standing there breathing and pep-talking himself

Joonmyeon: ‘you can do this kyungsoo. you imagined this many times. You can do this.’

Minseok: this child…

Joonmyeon: they just left :/

Joonmyeon: too bad we wont know whats going to happen

Baekhyun: fear not my friends I have the solution

Minseok: oh god please don’t tell me youll spy on them

Baekhyun: ill spy on them

Minseok: have you heard of privacy?

Baekhyun: I don’t know her

Yixing: how are you going to spy on them without getting caught?

Baekhyun: I drilled a hole through our bedroom door

Chanyeol: the door I just recently changed?

Baekhyun: this is a minimum sacrifice for our friends happiness and most importantly for MY happiness

Chanyeol: I guess

Minseok: so you are gonna sit there locked in your room in dead silence for half an hour until the boys get there?

Baekhyun: pretty much yeah

Minseok: I have no words have fun

Baekhyun: oh I will

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Baekhyun: RED ALERT I repeat RED ALERT THEY GOT HERE

Sehun: copy that give us more details

Baekhyun: ok so they are in the kitchen rn. Jongin asked where were the rest and ksoo told him that we were at xingdae’s. ksoo is heating the sauce while Jongin is setting the plates

Baekhyun: they look so domestic ill cry

Baekhyun: now they are discussing the other participants of the showcase

Baekhyun: “Sehun did really well. I’m so proud of him, but don’t tell him that or he’ll just annoy me”-jongin

Sheun: brooooooooooooooooooooooooo <3

xxx

Minseok: baek??

Joonmyeon: Baekhyun?

Yixing: where are you?

Jongdae: did ksoo find you and murder you???

Chanyeol: its not like him to keep quiet. Im worried

Baekhyun: relax im just pissed that nothing is going on

Baekhyun: THEY ARE JUST EATING

Baekhyun: WHERE IS THE CONFESSION? THE KISS? THE TEARS? I WANT DRAMA

Baekhyun: this is boring

Baekhyun: and to think I made 16 holes in this new door for this..

Chanyeol: 16??????????????????????

Baekhyun: I couldn’t decide from which angle to look at

Chanyeol: ……..

Chanyeol: you are lucky I love you

xxx

 Baekhyun: GUYS GUYS GUYS GIYS

Sehun: SPILL IT

Baekhyun: they spent the last hour just talking about everything and being their usual cute selves but THEN

Baekhyun: ksoo just brought the dessert and its those cute tiny cupcakes he makes for us

Baekhyun: Jongin bit into one and his eyes got real big and he began complimenting ksoo’s cooking

Baekhyun: and ksoo smiled that squishy cute smile he has

Baekhyun: then Jongin asked ‘what are the ingredients’

Baekhyun: and ksoo deadass said ‘flour, butter, chocolate, eggs and… l-love’ and he just got VERY RED AND HE LOOKS LIKE HE WANTS THE GROUND TO SWALLOW HIM

Jongdae: THIS IS THE GUY THAT SAID MY FLOWER LINE WAS CHEESY SMH

Baekhyun: JONGIN IS JUST STARING AT HIM

Baekhyun: JONGIN IS GIGGLING

Baekhyun: ksoo mumbled ‘this is so embarrassing Im never speaking again’ and is trying to get away

Baekhyun: JONGIN GRABBED HIS HAND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Baekhyun: ‘wait, where are you going?’-ji

Baekhyun: KSOO ISNT TURNING AROUND BC HE IS STILL ASHAMED FOR SAYING THAT THIS CHILD I SWEAR

Baekhyun: ‘do you love someone kyungsoo?’

Baekhyun: silence

Baekhyun: ‘I already told you about the person I love. Don’t you think its time to tell me about your crush as well?” WHO IS THIS PERSON AND WHAT DID HE DO TO JONGIN

Joonmyeon: OMG

Baekhyun: ksoo is still quiet

Baekhyun: ‘ he is very hard working, very talented and adorable. Ive liked him ever since I first saw him drooling in the cafeteria. He looked like an angel. He cares a lot about his family and friends and he has a pure heart. recently I tried to confess to him but he didn’t see my messages. I thought he rejected me.’

Baekhyun: ‘have you tried to confess to him again?’- Jongin is turning ksoo around so he can look him in the eyes

Baekhyun: “im not sure he feels the same.’

Baekhyun: ‘just try. I bet youll be surprised.’

Baekhyun: silence

Baekhyun: THEY ARE JUST STARING AT EACH OTHER WHILE JONGINS ARM IS STILL AROUND KSOOS WRIST

Baekhyun: KSOO IS INHALING DEEPLY

Baekhyun: “jongin i love you. i…” AAAAAAAAAAAAAKJASBFIDJRSGNKFDISOTHJUITNHBIFGNHKGNBHDFYUGBDFJGNFDKJBNGFJB

Minseok: WHAT

Baekhyun: THEY ARE KISSING

Baekhyun: THEY ARE ACTUALLY KISSING LIKE A REAL COUPLE LIP ON LIP LIKE IN FRONT OF MY TWO MORTAL EYES AND I JUST CANT BELIEVE THIS

Sehun: FINALLY

Yixing: OH MY GOD GUYS THEY DID IT IM SO PROUD

Joonmyeon: MY SONS REALLY DID THAT I JUST JHGSDHFBSD

Minseok: EYTREJCRGVKRT

Chanyeol: id like to thank not only god but also jesus

Jongdae: IT HAS BEEN 2534237654 YEARS

Baekhyun: this looks like one of those kiss scenes in dramas. Jongin wrapped his hands around ksoo’s waist, while kyungsoo put his hands on jongin’s chest.  They are just enjoying each others presence you know?? They arent even passionately making out just slowly kissing as if they are kissing a delicate thing afraid they would destroy it if they aren’t careful enough

Baekhyun: I HATE THEM WHY DO THEY DO THIS TO ME I AM A GROWN 25 YEARS OLD MAN

Baekhyun: they just pulled away. Their foreheads are touching, they are looking at each other and giggling. And they just kissed again

Joonmyeon: IM IN THE TOILET CCRYING

Joonmyeon: HOW THE AM I GOING TO EXPLAIN TO MY COWORKERS WHY I AM CRYING IN THE OFFICE

Yixing: jongdae, chanyeol and I just opened a bottle of wine

Jongdae: wanna celebrate with us???

Minseok: sure!!

Sehun: im getting so drunk that I can forget all the drama this two has caused me

Joonmyeon: ill leave work in 3 hours

Joonmyeon: wait for me

Minseok: I cant believe we are legit going to go and celebrate the fact that two of our friends kissed

Minseok: I love you all you weirdos

Baekhyun: WHAT ABOUT ME

Jongdae: you sacrificed yourself so that we can know what happened there we wont forget you

Baekhyun: TRAITORS

Baekhyun: I WONT FORGET THIS

Baekhyun: also Jongin and kyungsoo are heading towards kyungsoos room saying that they can’t wait anymore

Baekhyun: now they are pulling of each others cloths

Baekhyun: I JUST SAW KSOOS TUMMY

Baekhyun: so what im saying is that being a hero

Baekhyun: I DON’T WANNA BE HERE

Chanyeol: sooner or later they’ll fall asleep then you can join us

Baekhyun: you all will be dead by then whats the point

Chanyeol: well you can always draw stuff on our faces and put it on public display just like you do every time we get drunk together

Baekhyun: THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT ILL DO. I LVOE YOU

Yixing: Chanyeol sorry I just realized our apartment is too small for the 3 of us you should leave :(

Chanyeol: asuyygdshdfb  I WAS KIDDING

Chanyeol: PLEASE

Chanyeol: THE DRINKS ARE ON ME

Yixing: oh then we might be able to accommodate you

Chanyeol: so shady

Baekhyun: in one day both my boyfriend and my soul-mate turned their back against me

Baekhyun: time to die

Baekhyun: the curtains are closing and suffocating me

Baekhyun: the lights are dying out and the last thing I hear when life is leaving my body, is the applause of the few people who were there at my last performance

Baekhyun: my lungs shot down, I close my eyes and feel the hands of death wrapping around me

Minseok: JESUS ING CRIST JUST USE THE FIRE ESCAPE YOU BIG DUMMY

Baekhyun: MINSEOK MY HERO MY LIGHT MY SAVER

Baekhyun: LIFE SAVER LIGHT SABER

Minseok: what even… don’t know don’t care

Minseok: get your at xingdae’s

Baekhyun: will be there in 10

was this bad? of course it was. sorry. i have an epilogue and we are done with this story