Ri&Ri (Mischief-Makers), Inc.

Entwined in Spices
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Aria’s POV

I impatiently tapped my finger against my cup of cappuccino. It had already been waiting for half an hour for Dara to meet me at the cafe, but so far she hadn’t showed up. I was beginning to get slightly annoyed as she had been the one to text me to meet up. Patience wasn’t really my forte. Perhaps, another reason for my annoyance with her was that I had been begging her for days to let me meet G-Dragon (to subtly probe him and confirm whether his intentions towards Ki were sincere) but so far, she has refused. Her response had been, “No, I refuse to let you meddle in someone else’s love live, especially in your best friend’s love life, and definitely not when G-Dragon is involved.”

Heaving a sigh of annoyance, I was about to call her for the umpteenth time when I felt a tap on my shoulder. I turned around and saw Dara standing behind me. “Woman, why do you -” I trailed off when I saw who was standing next to her. None other than Seungri - supposedly the most beloved maknae in the K-Pop world. My brain is excellent at storing away random and, usually, useless facts. But as I say, no knowledge is useless. Yes, and that you know this random fact has nothing to do with your fangirling past, pah!

My usual very graceful reaction to most unexpected events: “What the hell is HE doing here?”

“Well, you wanted to meet Ji, and this one wanted to meet Kiara, so I thought why not let the exasperatingly meddlesome kids meet up instead?” Dara said.

“EXCUSE ME? MEDDLESOME KIDS?” Seungri and I both shouted in unison. I glanced at Seungri, and saw that he was glancing back at me. I shrugged and turned back to Dara. “I wanted to meet GD.”

“And I wanted to meet Kiara. Who’s this?” Seungri said.

I turned to him, infuriated at the way he addressed me, “Excuse me? ‘This’? I’m a person, and I have a name. I’m Aria, and I’m Kiara’s best friend.”

Seungri’s whole demeanour changed at once. It went from haughty to admiration, to almost adoration. He took my hands and began to shake them vigorously.

“OHMYGOD you’re Aria-sshi? You’re officially my hero, hopefully about to become my guide, my mentor. Please teach me how to be as awesome as you! How on earth did you manage to hit both Jiyong hyung and TOP hyung and get away with it?? AHHH I can’t believe I am finally meeting you! Do you know……”

As he continued to babble, I began to get freaked out by him. I wanted nothing more than to escape as he was making a scene. I could feel everyone in the cafe staring at me, and it didn’t help that I was with two celebrities. Although they were in disguise, it wouldn’t take long for the people to figure them out if Seungri continued to act this way. I looked at Dara pleadingly, but she just smiled at me sweetly, waved and then sashayed away. I tried to extricate my hands from Seungri but he held on to them for dear life. I fought the urge to smack him, if I could free my hands, but I knew I had done enough smacking to last me a couple of years.

“Er...yes, yes. I did manage to get away. Now if you’ll sit down?” I replied to him, trying my best to make him less noticeable.

“Daebak!! I can’t believe I’m meeting you! Ohmygoddddd OHMYGODDDDD”

At this rate, I swear before this entire debacle is over, I’ll have successfully beat up all Bigbang members. When I had first discovered them and fallen in love with their music, I had never imagined in my wildest dreams that I would punch two of them, one of whom happens to be my one time ultimate bias, and be so close to knocking the maknae out with valium. I looked at Seungri distastefully. Too much energy, too much freaking energy.

“Seungri-sshi, please if you would just take a seat, we could talk more comfortably.” I gave a final decisive pull of my hand and thank the godstars, he relented, throwing at me a dazzling smile.

“Ah right, right. If you could order an iced americano for me? I don’t want to risk getting recognized.” I just rolled my eyes; as if he had been the paragon of discretion up till now. God, men. And they call women drama-queens! Pah!

When I returned with his americano, I found him calmly sipping my cappuccino. I sat down and stared at him, waiting for him to apologise, hand me my drink and claim his. But he just stared back while happily sipping away.

Sip sip sip.

Pause.

Sip sip sip.

“Aaaaah, I’ll go crazy!”

Sated with my outburst, I settled down with the americano, conceding this round.

Sip sip sip.

“So, shall we get started?”

“Excuse me?” I paused mid sip, perplexed.

He leaned back and propped one leg on the other. I cannot say if this was an added dramatic effect or if it came naturally to him.

“I did some quick situation assessment. I think we both are here for the same thing. From previous data of your boot-throwing, punching and presumably, other such delinquent history, I have judged you to be a worthy conspirator.” He leaned in with a very satisfied smirk. “So, shall we get started?”

“Delinquent history? You have judged me??” I fumed. Bigbang is honestly the standard for bois. “Look, Mister....”

“Wait wait...before you protest or refuse, hear me out at least?”

“Okay, okay, fine I’ll hear you out. But that is it. Now, what exactly do you want to start?”

I swear to god I actually heard the devil’s laughter float out from every cell in his body.

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Ashleybswt #1
Chapter 14: I wonder if it will actually work or not.
breathingstars
#2
Hello subscribers! It's been a long, lonnnngggg gap, I know. I am deeply deeply sorry and honestly, quite ashamed for having abandoned this writing project. How could I do this to my babiesss?!!! It's been quite a year, I went away for my Masters to Edinburgh. It was very intensive, emotionally and physically draining. I had many personal ups and downs, not to say, Bigbang themselves gave me quite a horrifying scare. I came back to the story many times, wanting to write but it just did not click.

However, now I am back, I am on a study break. I am in a better head space, TOP is doing well, GD DROPPED THAT AMAZING ALBUM, Youngbae's equally awesome album followed, Seungri is being Seungri as usual and there has been that one miraculous moment when I spied Dae on Instagram! And soooo, I am all ready and committed to writing this story. The ZING is BACK! I have a lot of material in my head just waiting to be penned down. And I hope you will once again resume this journey with me!!!
New chapters will be uploaded soon! ALSO, if you have any requests for particular scenarios or plot directions, do tell: I might make them into bonus chapters or redirect the main plot accordingly! Love you, and please be patient and keep supporting the story!
desiredbe
#3
Chapter 9: HE ASKED HER OUT! OH MY GOODNESS, HE HAS SOME NERVE! although it does make me wonder what kind of work Kiara does
qinmad #4
Chapter 7: AND CAN I JUST SAY THAT I WOULD TOTALLY SACRIFICE JIYONG IF I WAS TABI, TOO?
I MEAN

EASY TARGET SINCE HE WASN'T PRESENT RIGHT AT THAT MOMENT HAHAHA BUT HEY, THIS BETTER BE FUNNY AT THE END, I'D LOVE TO SEE THE PLAN BACKFIRE! :D
qinmad #5
Chapter 7: I LOVE YOU. OMG I TOTALLY DIDN'T EXPECT THIS BONUS! YOU'RE MAKING ME WANT TO REREAD THE WHOLE STORY LIKE HUNDRED TIMES JUST BECAUSE I CAN. AND I WILL. LOOOOOOOOOVE~~
qinmad #6
Chapter 6: wHAAAAAAT JUST HAPPENED
omg I'm SO hyped about this chapter! LIKE SO SO SO HYPED YAAAAAAY
God, I'm just hoping you'll have like 237394732947 hours of free time so you'll update asap (hahaha) bc I'm delighted with this fic as I already said before :D yaaaay, till the next one! ^^
qinmad #7
Chapter 5: I only just found your story now and oh how I wish I didn't! I'd rather wait till it has more chapters bc by reading these ones I have such a huge desire.of reading more and more! :( I hope you'll update soon bc I'd love to see the encounter number 3 of these two! :)
stellarevelations
#8
Chapter 5: Nah I apologize for the unusually late comment, hope you'll continue the story! You're doing great so far, I love all your chapters, they never fail to entertain me. ^^ I'm really getting into this and really anticipating more interaction between Jiyong and Kiara. <3 Until next time, thanks for updating!
Lilykwon88 #9
Chapter 5: Update soon!!!cant wait to find out what happen next.
mikkydragon #10
Chapter 5: update soon...........