“I’m sorry. Could you repeat that?”

  “I said that you are getting married. And you’ll meet him tomorrow.”

           “That’s funny. I heard you saying something about a marriage that involves me and another guy.”

               “That’s because I said that. Now Kris, I know that you tend to be rather slow at some points, but what I said is crystal clear. Please don’t make me repeat a third time.”

               “But mother, you just said that I’m getting married. And on top of that with a guy.”

  *sigh* “Really Kris. I just said that three minutes ago. What is so hard to understand?”

              “I don’t know… Maybe the fact that I’m getting married to a BOY! Mom if you forgot, I am a boy too. So how can I get married to another guy? Does it makes any sense to you?”

            “Gosh I swear that you are worse than a girl. I do remember that my own son is a boy. But don’t worry. You’re future hubby is unbelievable. If only I was young again…”

            “MOM! Did you hit your head or are you crazy? How can you even say something like that?”

*smack* “You ungrateful boy. I raised you. How can you say that to your own mother?” *smack*

            “Stop hitting me. I will not marry anyone be it a boy or whatever. How can you just come here and tell me that I’m marrying a boy? I’m not gay!”

            “Neither straight so I don’t see any problem.”

            “W-what are you talking about?”

            “Oh come on Kris. You are 20 years old and you hadn’t had a single girlfriend until now. I’m not blind.”

            “But I didn’t have a boyfriend either so your point is inv