Pun war, racism, yo mama and blondness
Welcome to B.A.P's chatroom! [discontinued]I stole this idea from butterfly0111 (I know she won't mind... plus, i was already kinda obsessed with puns at that time ^O^) who has her own chatroom xD go check it out :3
RACISM ONLY INTENDED FOR MAKING YOU LAUGH FOR THE STORY, NOT TO OFFEND ANYONE I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST DARK-SKINNED OR ASIAN PEOPLE OR WHITE PEOPLE.
realb2ngster started a conversation with brain940124.
realb2ngster: Hey Jae
brain940124: lol you're talking to me
that bored, eh?
realb2ngster: you know you feel damn proud and emasculated
when Zelo can do Eminem's Rap God flawlessly
brain940124: no way.
can he do summa lamma dooma lamma?
realb2ngster: yeah, he ing can.
brain940124: damn D:
brain940124 added BusanBoii and chanchanjjang to the conversation.
realb2ngster: really.
brain940124: hey, I figured we needed some blondness in the conversation.
BusanBoii: what up, es?!
realb2ngster: this is why I don't add him.
chanchanjjang: my sons! jagiya!
did you miss me? ;*
realb2ngster: this is why I don't add him either.
brain940124: :/
chanchanjjang: listen to this.
when the window fell into the incinerator, it was a pane in the ash to retrieve.
realb2ngster: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
brain940124: damn! that's funny!
BusanBoii: wait, I don't get it.
pane in the ash-
oh.
OHHHHHHHHH.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD
chanchanjjang: PUN WAR
WITH TEAMS
WHOEVER LOSES HAS TO DO THE DISHES
realb2ngster: CHALLANGE ACCEPTED.
brain940124: I CALL DIBS ON BANG HYUNG
chanchanjjang: DAMNIT OKAY I'LL TAKE BUSAN WONBIN
BusanBoii: YOUNGJAE YOU WILL PAY FOR NOT CHOOSING ME
brain940124: OH WE'LL SEE, DAEHYUN, WE'LL SEE.
realb2ngster: I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
chanchanjjang: why did the capacitor kiss the diode? because he just couldn't resistor.
BusanBoii: need an ark? I Noah guy.
brain940124: I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. it's impossible to put down.
chanchanjjang: I accidentally hurt my middle finger and it's messed up, so you could say I, ed it up ;D
realb2ngster: LAME.
brain940124: what the , that was so lame.
BusanBoii: no, that makes sense!
realb2ngster: Pah, no it doesn't-.-
don't trust people that do accupuncture, they're back stabbers.
brain940124: when the clock was hungry, it went back four seconds.
BusanBoii: I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.
realb2ngster: lol good one, I'll give that to you.
Why did the capacitor kiss the diode? Because he just couldn't resistor.
chanchanjjang: I've already said that.
realb2ngster: dammit.
brain940124: ahahaha xD
I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.
chanchanjjang: It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
BusanBoii: what's faster than a black guy running with a TV?
His brother with the VCR.
realb2ngster: zee .
chanchanjjang: what the , that's a racist joke.
brain940124:
BusanBoii: ABOUT TIME SOMEBODY CHANGED THE FREAKING THING.
realb2ngster: oh, you wanna do racist jokes? All right.
chanchanjjang: YOU IDIOT DAEHYUN.
YONGGUK IS GOOD AT RACIST JOKES.
brain940124: lol
BusanBoii: DON'T WORRY SO AM I.
realb2ngster: two black men fall off a cliff. Who lands first?
chanchanjjang: um, the heavier one?
realb2ngster: nobody gives a .
brain940124: D-D-D-D-DAMNNNNNN
BusanBoii: hory shet okay.
What do you use to blindfold an Asian person?
Dental floss.
chanchanjjang: MOTHER OF CHRIST.
realb2ngster: okay, this is good.
why are a black guy's eyes always red after ?
Pepper spray.
brain940124: ...holy-
chanchanjjang: wait, I don't get it.
brain940124: it's a stereotype I guess, that black men always women. So...
BusanBoii: what did the five-year-old black kid say when he had diarrhoea?
"MOMMY, I'M MELTING!"
realb2ngster: okay no more racist jokes.
that's enough for a day.
chanchanjjang: a day, that's enough for a lifetime!
brain940124: back to puns?
BusanBoii: works for me.
realb2ngster: did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
he was lucky it was a soft drink.
chanchanjjang: Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
brain940124: There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.
realb2ngster: lol that is so like Youngjae.
BusanBoii: okay, okay.
why did the blonde girl sleep with a ruler?
to see how long she slept.
chanchanjjang: dude that's a blonde joke.
realb2ngster: you're so blonde, you put your watch in the bank to save time.
brain940124: Blonde jokes? Okay...
chanchanjjang: you're so blonde you got locked in a grocery store and starved.
BusanBoii: youngjae, you're so blonde you ran outside with your purse
when you heard that there was a change in the weather.
Get it? Purse? Change?
brain940124: IT'S A SATCHEL
Daehyun, you're so dumb, it takes you an hour to cook minute rice.
realb2ngster: LMFAO.
it's so true~ Daehyun can't cook for
BusanBoii: YOU'RE SO DUMB YOU ASK FOR PRICE CHECKS AT THE DOLLAR STORE
THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED
chanchanjjang: LOLOLOL I REMEMBER THIS
brain940124: yo mama so stupid when they said that it's chilly outside
she went outside with a bowl and a spoon.
chanchanjjang: yo mama jokes now?
YOU'RE ON!
yo mama so fat when a bus hit her she said who threw the pebble.
BusanBoii: yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
brain940124: yo mama so fat that when she stepped on a scale, it read "to be continued..."
chanchanjjang: OOH, BURN!
BusanBoii: Hey! which side are you on?
yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't afford her liposuction!
realb2ngster: yo mama so ugly even a blind man cried at the sight of her.
chanchanjjang: uh...
BusanBoii: uhmmm
brain940124: LMFAO y'all es be googling.
yo mama so fat she gives herself group hugs!
BusanBoii: yo mama so fat when she wore a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
brain940124: yo mama so stupid she can't pass a blood test.
chanchanjjang: yo mama so fat when she jumped into the grand canyon she got stuck
realb2ngster: yo mama so fat when she fell, she made the grand canyon :P
brain940124: BURN
BusanBoii: yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
brain940124: yo mama so fat when she walked by the tv I missed an entire season of the big bang theory!
chanchanjjang: Yongguk, yo mama so ugly
her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
realb2ngster: yo mama so ugly... she better be yo mama
BusanBoii: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH
brain940124:
I think we got a winner here!
chanchanjjang: hah okay the scores
team YongJae = 19 points
team HimDae = 18 points
realb2ngster: minus three since we changed the topic, they don't count.
brain940124: either way, we win!
realb2ngster: //throws confetti
BusanBoii: omg we forgot about the maknaes!
BusanBoii added awkwardjongup and heyimjello96 to the conversation.
BusanBoii: maknae line!
heyimjello96: hyungnims! where were you?!
awkwardjongup: we did all the dishes ourselves ;A;
realb2ngster:
heyimjello96: we got tired of waiting for Himchan hyung so we did it ourselves.
chanchanjjang:
BusanBoii:
brain940124: ..., now I feel bad.
realb2ngster: you kids want ice cream?
heyimjello96: yes! ^O^
awkwardjongup: pwease~? *O*
chanchanjjang: alright, we'll go get them ice cream:)
kaja, Daehyun-ah!
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