That's my girl (Ilhoon vs. Yongguk)

Welcome to B.A.P's chatroom! [discontinued]

This is like a continuation to chapter 9. And this was requested by misssakura :) but you guise can read it from your POV too :DDD I know I said I wouldn't accept requests with you as the protagonist but this one was made before I opened requests, and I promised, so... :DDD
Hope you enjoy it, yeoreobundeul! And I hope you like it, Sakura-chan ^^


1-hoonie started a conversation with you.

1-hoonie: yah.
you: mwoya
1-hoonie: I saw your convo history
you: and? O.o
1-hoonie: ting, huh?
you: yah, it’s not what you think
1-hoonie: it’s exactly what I think -.-
you: Ilhoon-ah~ :(
1-hoonie: you seriously fell for that
               ting with someone claiming to be Bang Yongguk
               I know he’s your bias in B.A.P and all
you: lol he really is Yongguk.
1-hoonie: -.-
you: and that was nothing, he just asked me for a favor.
1-hoonie: -.-
you: I swear, Hoonie /3 He wanted to teach Zelo a lesson in life :(
1-hoonie: QWERTY IT ISN’T BANG YONGGUK AND I’LL PROVE IT
                ADD HIM TO THE CONVO

you added realb2ngster to the conversation.

you: hey Bang
realb2ngster: hi :D
1-hoonie: imposter -.-
realb2ngster: who are you? O.o
1-hoonie: you messing with my girl?
realb2ngster: hard-to-get, is this your boyfriend?
you: unfortunately, yes.
1-hoonie: SEE, YOU BRAINWASHED HER DDD:
realb2ngster: what the .
you: he doesn’t believe that you’re Bang Yongguk
realb2ngster: I thought the whole point of a relationship was to trust each other :/
you: OHWNED, ILHOON, IN YO FACE XDDD
1-hoonie:
realb2ngster:
wait, is this BTOB’s Ilhoon?
you: yeah lol
realb2ngster: oh this pabo
                     why are you wasting time with him?
                     Ilhoon, I’m stealing your girlfriend.
1-hoonie: DON’T YOU DARE, YOU IMPOSTER
                I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’RE FALLING FOR THIS, JAGIYA!
you: ew, jagiya? :S
realb2ngster: seriously, hard-to-get, who’s more boyfriend material?
you: you :P
1-hoonie: I’M RIGHT HERE DDDX
you: start acting like a boyfriend then! -.-
realb2ngster: be ashamed, Hoonie :P
1-hoonie: prove that you’re Bang Yongguk.
realb2ngster: seriously, you don’t want me to do that -.-
1-hoonie: stay away from my girl
realb2ngster: no -.-
1-hoonie: I’ll call the police
realb2ngster: OMG I’M SO SCARED DDD:
1-hoonie: you better be.
realb2ngster: oh god, you’re so annoying -.-
                     how does she stand you, aish.
you: believe me, that’s what I’m asking myself right now
1-hoonie: YAH STOP SIDING WITH HIM.
realb2ngster: wow, someone’s on their period.
1-hoonie: WTF
you: OHHHHHHHHHHH
realb2ngster: If it weren’t for hard-to-get here, I wouldn’t have believed that you’re BTOB’s Ilhoon.
1-hoonie: I AM AND YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT YOU .


realb2ngster started a conversation with heyimjello96.

realb2ngster: yah
heyimjello96: yeah?
realb2ngster: is Sungjae on your friend list?
heyimjello96: from BTOB?
realb2ngster: how many other Sungjaes do I know? :P
heyimjello96: lol he is
realb2ngster: add him

heyimjello96 added sungjaeyook to the conversation.

sungjaeyook: wtf.
realb2ngster: yah Sungjae
sungjaeyook: what is it, hyung?
realb2ngster: is 1-hoonie Ilhoon?
sungjaeyook: yeah, it is
                      wait, is he annoying you?
realb2ngster: yeah
                     he doesn’t believe that I’m actually Yongguk
sungjaeyook: lol stupid Ilhoon -.-
                      shall I tell him?
realb2ngster: no, let me handle this X)
sungjaeyook: lol add me to that conversation
heyimjello96: me too, hyung!


1-hoonie: YAH! COWARD! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU!
               SAEKKI!
realb2ngster: oh really? you wanna go? LET’S GO.

realb2ngster added sungjaeyook, heyimjello96, chanchanjjang, awkwardjongup, brain940124 and BusanBoii to the conversation.

you: oh, ’s about to go downnnn
1-hoonie: wtf Sungjae?!
sungjaeyook: hey hyung ^^
1-hoonie: omfg you fooled our maknae too? -.-
realb2ngster: lol you still don’t believe me?
                     if I make you believe me, I get your girl
1-hoonie: DONE.
you: Ilhoon, pabo, aish…
BusanBoii: yah! don’t make me tell them about you were practicing satoori in the bathroom to impress me
1-hoonie: Daehyun hyung?!
heyimjello96: how about the time when you were practicing gwiyeomi backstage and you thought that no one saw?
1-hoonie: WHAT THE HELL, ZELO?!
brain940124: and only I know that you danced One Shot on Gangnam feel dance school so that Yongguk hyung would see you :P
1-hoonie: Youngjae hyung? DDD:
chanchanjjang: you asked me what it was like to do it with someone.
                          -.-
1-hoonie: omona Himchan hyung DDD:
awkwardjongup: haha, all your secrets are coming out now XDDD
realb2ngster: well?
1-hoonie: you imposter, how did you fool the other B.A.P members.
chanchanjjang: LMFAO
awkwardjongup: YOU IS STUPID
BusanBoii: OMFG PABO
heyimjello96: wtf lol
sungjaejook: lol
brain940124: YOU IDIOT, THAT IS YONGGUK HYUNG
1-hoonie:
realb2ngster:
this is one fight you’ve lost HORRIBLY.
you: OMFG I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING LIKE SERIOUSLY XDDD

1-hoonie left the conversation.

BusanBoii: our job here is done XD

BusanBoii, awkwardjongup, brain940124, chanchanjjang, sungjaeyook and heyimjello96 left the conversation.

realb2ngster: idiot -.-
you: hey, I’m not breaking up with him, okay?
realb2ngster: haha it’s good.
                     it was fun while it lasted though, our online ‘relationship’
you: aww, we’ll still be friends though, okay? :D
realb2ngster: I got to virtually screw you before he could ;)
                     score for me *fist pump*
you: lol Bang, we did in that real life ages ago ;)
realb2ngster:
you:
so in the end, you actually lost
realb2ngster:
you:
look at you >.< okay, imma go now, bye :D

you left the conversation.

realb2ngster: .
                      


HAHA POOR YONGGUK, HE LOST IN THE END XDDD sorry, Yongguk can't win every single time, nam sayin'?

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Nevalez #1
Chapter 5: Uhm, well this is awkward. *looks at my user name*
misssakura #2
Chapter 5: It's been a long time since I read this...miss this so much :)
comedyofreaper
#3
Chapter 38: happy birthday youngjae!! glad you are back
Qwerty_OMG
#4
Chapter 37: Hahahaha
Eminen saves the day!
comedyofreaper
#5
I have a dream that one day, author will updates this story. T.T gosh i miss this story so much
strangeneko
#6
Chapter 37: BWAHAHAHA CL AND EMS YO!!
Bangtan and bap are really really a good combi, but what happen if we have a hiphop battle between bap bts winner and ikon ? Lololololol XD
BAPlover716
#7
Chapter 37: THAT. WAS. AWESOME. XD I can't wait until the next update!
comedyofreaper
#8
Chapter 37: is that a real eminem? damnnnnnnnn he kills it
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#9
Chapter 3: Omg this is hilarious xD Love the Eat Your Kimchi reference too
AYYY GURL CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK *rolls down y window* lmfao