When Himchan is drunk (BangHim ft. Baekyeol)
Welcome to B.A.P's chatroom! [discontinued]
Thanks for all the support, guise! Really, it means a lot, all these subscribers and upvotes :') In the meanwhile, I hope this chapter makes you all happy ^^ (especially BangHim shippers kekeke...)
Like the new poster? it's pretty meh but i still like it lolz
chanchanjjang is online.
realb2ngster is online.
chanchanjjang started a conversation with realb2ngster.
chanchanjjang: JAGIYA ^^
realb2ngster: oh lord not this again.
chanchanjjang: i'm hurt ;___;
realb2ngster: what do you mean, we were never a thing? O.o
chanchanjjang: ;_____;
realb2ngster:
chanchanjjang: wow, someone's on their period
makes me wonder whether I'm the mom or you are
realb2ngster: yah, we're under the same roof, y'know? -.-
chanchanjjang: psh you're too lazy atm i know you won't get up :/
realb2ngster:
chanchanjjang: haha i know you too well
i know everything about you
realb2ngster: like a girlfriend/wife would know her husband? -.-
chanchanjjang: never thought i'd hear you say that \(^O^)/
realb2ngster: or maybe like a stalker -.-
chanchanjjang:
realb2ngster: you shouldn't be like me, channie, tsk tsk.
chanchanjjang: I can't believe you stalked Jieun :/
I mean, I'm so much better, right?
realb2ngster: PUHLEASE.
who'd want to stalk you? blech...
chanchanjjang: T_T
don't say that, jagiya~
realb2ngster: jesus christ /facepalm
realb2ngster added heyimjello96 to the conversation.
realb2ngster: maknae, help save my sanity
heyimjello96: what's wrong, hyung? O.o
chanchanjjang: ANNYEONG, MY SON
ARE YOU PRACTICING HARD?
realb2ngster: look at what i'm dealing with
heyimjello96: shiet. not this umma-appa business again
i'm sorry, i can't help you
realb2ngster: BUT WHY D:
heyimjello96: you're the only one who can deal with him, hyung.
heyimjello96 has left the conversation.
realb2ngster: ASDFGHJKLALKADKDALKDLALDLD
chanchanjjang: anger management, Bang
really, you're lucky to have your faithful wife around.
realb2ngster: WHAT THE I'M STRAIGHT
chanchanjjang: lol so am I ^^
not
realb2ngster: you drank too much, let me fix this mess...
wait, you're not at home...
AH NO WONDER
you're at a night club in Hongdae!
NO ING WONDER HIMCHAN. NO ING WONDER.
chanchanjjang: calm your dude.
realb2ngster: if i had any -.-
chanchanjjang: hmm, point. i don't have any either.
maybe i should get implants, since i'm the umma and all
realb2ngster: OKAY WHAT THE
chanchanjjang: I'm in Gangnam now, jagiya~
plastic surgery, i'm considering it, y'know...
realb2ngster: HOLY
ING
chanchanjjang: oh, i see a place where you get those done.
realb2ngster: HIMCHAN
DO NOT STEP IN THERE
chanchanjjang: aw wae :c
realb2ngster: LISTEN TO YOUR HUSBAND
chanchanjjang: YAY YOU CALLED YOU MAH HUSBAND!
realb2ngster: Oy vey /facepalm
chanchanjjang: say you love me!
realb2ngster: holy , none of the others are online either :/
guess this calls for some extreme action
realb2ngster added BaekByunnie and motherfatherchanyeol to the conversation.
realb2ngster: baekyeol, i'm begging you
please help me
please
motherfatherchanyeol: OMFG BAEK CAN YOU BELIEVE IT
BaekByunnie: YONGGUK JUST ASKED US FOR HELP
motherfatherchanyeol: US
BaekByunnie: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER BRO
realb2ngster: ANYWHODOODLE
chanchanjjang: I can't believe you're using that, jagiya~
motherfatherchanyeol:
BaekByunnie:
realb2ngster: i'm sorry, he's drunk and in gangnam right now
motherfatherchanyeol: OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE
BaekByunnie: AYYYYYY Y LADY
motherfatherchanyeol: I'M A MOTHER FATHER GENTLEMAN
realb2ngster: wtf you're more drunk than channie is -.-
BaekByunnie: actually no
Kai gave Chanyeol something sweet
and now he's having a sugar overdose reaction
motherfatherchanyeol: TROLOLOLOL
BaekByunnie: and if i don't really play along, i might get beaten up :/
realb2ngster: shall we just watch what happens?
BaekByunnie: agreed
motherfatherchanyeol: WHAT THE HIMCHAN YOU WANT TO GET IMPLANTS
chanchanjjang: uh.
motherfatherchanyeol: WHAT IF
WHAT IF THEY GOT INFECTED
THEY CAN GET INFECTED, I'VE SEEN IT ON DISCOVERY SCIENCE
AND THEY CAN GO BLACK AND THEY CAN MAKE YOU ILL
BaekByunnie: Homyshisus chanyeol watches discovery channel? O.o
chanchanjjang: okay, i'm sorry, i won't think of it anymore
motherfatherchanyeol: GOOD CHANNIE GOOD
THAT'S THE WAY TO GO
BE A MAN, CHANNIE. DO THE RIGHT THING.
chanchanjjang: but i'm the umma! a female role!
I need s
realb2ngster:
BaekByunnie:
chanchanjjang: BEWBSSSS
motherfatherchanyeol: OH YES CHANNIE THAT'S THE WAY TO GO
MIGHT AS WELL REMOVE YOUR WHILE YOU'RE AT IT
chanchanjjang:
motherfatherchanyeol: DEAR LORD IMAGINE HOW HE WOULD HAVE TO PISS
realb2ngster: Chanyeol what the .
chanchanjjang: JAGIYA~
motherfatherchanyeol: BE A MAN. DO THE RIGHT THING.
chanchanjjang: I AM A MAN!
motherfatherchanyeol: THEN ACT LIKE ONE
AREN'T YOU ING STRAIGHT?
STOP TAKING OTPS SERIOUSLY
EVEN ME AND BAEKHYUN STOP BEFORE IT GETS TOO FAR
BaekByunnie: oi don't drag me into this :/
realb2ngster: SEE CHANNIE, BE LIKE CHANYEOL
BE LIKE MOTHER FATHER CHANYEOL
motherfatherchanyeol: BE A MAN
DO THE RIGHT THING
chanchanjjang: I ING GET IT ALREADY
chanchanjjang has left the conversation.
realb2ngster: thanks :D
BaekByunnie: anytime, Bang :D
motherfatherchanyeol: now that Channie's gone, Yongguk
you up for some virtual ? ;)
BaekByunnie:
realb2ngster:
motherfatherchanyeol: Well? ;)
realb2ngster has left the conversation.
motherfatherchanyeol:
BaekByunnie: i is so hurt rite nao
BaekByunnie has left the conversation.
motherfatherchanyeol: buh i was only kidding...
HAHAHA THIS WAS FUN TO WRITE xDDD poor Chanyeol :(
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