When Himchan is drunk (BangHim ft. Baekyeol)

Welcome to B.A.P's chatroom! [discontinued]

Thanks for all the support, guise! Really, it means a lot, all these subscribers and upvotes :') In the meanwhile, I hope this chapter makes you all happy ^^ (especially BangHim shippers kekeke...)
Like the new poster? it's pretty meh but i still like it lolz


chanchanjjang is online.
realb2ngster is online.

chanchanjjang started a conversation with realb2ngster.

chanchanjjang: JAGIYA ^^
realb2ngster: oh lord not this again.
chanchanjjang: i'm hurt ;___;
realb2ngster: what do you mean, we were never a thing? O.o
chanchanjjang: ;_____;
realb2ngster: 
                     

chanchanjjang: wow, someone's on their period
                         makes me wonder whether I'm the mom or you are
realb2ngster: yah, we're under the same roof, y'know? -.-
chanchanjjang: psh you're too lazy atm i know you won't get up :/
realb2ngster:
chanchanjjang:
haha i know you too well
                         i know everything about you
realb2ngster: like a girlfriend/wife would know her husband? -.-
chanchanjjang: never thought i'd hear you say that \(^O^)/
realb2ngster: or maybe like a stalker -.-
chanchanjjang: 
realb2ngster:
you shouldn't be like me, channie, tsk tsk.
chanchanjjang: I can't believe you stalked Jieun :/
                         I mean, I'm so much better, right?
realb2ngster: PUHLEASE.
                     who'd want to stalk you? blech...
chanchanjjang: T_T
                         don't say that, jagiya~
realb2ngster: jesus christ /facepalm

realb2ngster added heyimjello96 to the conversation.

realb2ngster: maknae, help save my sanity 
heyimjello96: what's wrong, hyung? O.o
chanchanjjang: ANNYEONG, MY SON 
                         ARE YOU PRACTICING HARD?
realb2ngster: look at what i'm dealing with
heyimjello96: shiet. not this umma-appa business again
                      i'm sorry, i can't help you
realb2ngster: BUT WHY D:
heyimjello96: you're the only one who can deal with him, hyung.

heyimjello96 has left the conversation.

realb2ngster: ASDFGHJKLALKADKDALKDLALDLD
chanchanjjang: anger management, Bang
                        really, you're lucky to have your faithful wife around.
realb2ngster: WHAT THE I'M STRAIGHT
chanchanjjang: lol so am I ^^ 
                         not
realb2ngster: you drank too much, let me fix this mess...
                     wait, you're not at home...
                     AH NO WONDER
                     you're at a night club in Hongdae!
                     NO ING WONDER HIMCHAN. NO ING WONDER.
chanchanjjang: calm your dude.
realb2ngster: if i had any -.-
chanchanjjang: hmm, point. i don't have any either.
                         maybe i should get implants, since i'm the umma and all
realb2ngster: OKAY WHAT THE
chanchanjjang: I'm in Gangnam now, jagiya~
                        plastic surgery, i'm considering it, y'know...
realb2ngster: HOLY
                     ING
                     
chanchanjjang: oh, i see a place where you get those done.
realb2ngster: HIMCHAN
                     DO NOT STEP IN THERE
chanchanjjang: aw wae :c
realb2ngster: LISTEN TO YOUR HUSBAND
chanchanjjang: YAY YOU CALLED YOU MAH HUSBAND!
realb2ngster: Oy vey /facepalm
chanchanjjang: say you love me!
realb2ngster: holy , none of the others are online either :/
                     guess this calls for some extreme action

realb2ngster added BaekByunnie and motherfatherchanyeol to the conversation.

realb2ngster: baekyeol, i'm begging you
                     please help me
                     please
motherfatherchanyeol: OMFG BAEK CAN YOU BELIEVE IT
BaekByunnie: YONGGUK JUST ASKED US FOR HELP
motherfatherchanyeol: US
BaekByunnie: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER BRO
realb2ngster: ANYWHODOODLE
chanchanjjang: I can't believe you're using that, jagiya~
motherfatherchanyeol:
BaekByunnie:
realb2ngster:
i'm sorry, he's drunk and in gangnam right now
motherfatherchanyeol: OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE
BaekByunnie: AYYYYYY Y LADY
motherfatherchanyeol: I'M A MOTHER FATHER GENTLEMAN
realb2ngster: wtf you're more drunk than channie is -.-
BaekByunnie: actually no
                      Kai gave Chanyeol something sweet
                      and now he's having a sugar overdose reaction
motherfatherchanyeol: TROLOLOLOL
BaekByunnie: and if i don't really play along, i might get beaten up :/
realb2ngster: shall we just watch what happens?
BaekByunnie: agreed 
motherfatherchanyeol: WHAT THE HIMCHAN YOU WANT TO GET IMPLANTS
chanchanjjang: uh.
motherfatherchanyeol: WHAT IF
                                    WHAT IF THEY GOT INFECTED
                                    THEY CAN GET INFECTED, I'VE SEEN IT ON DISCOVERY SCIENCE
                                    AND THEY CAN GO BLACK AND THEY CAN MAKE YOU ILL
BaekByunnie: Homyshisus chanyeol watches discovery channel? O.o
chanchanjjang: okay, i'm sorry, i won't think of it anymore
motherfatherchanyeol: GOOD CHANNIE GOOD
                                    THAT'S THE WAY TO GO
                                    BE A MAN, CHANNIE. DO THE RIGHT THING.
chanchanjjang: but i'm the umma! a female role!
                         I need s
realb2ngster:
BaekByunnie:
chanchanjjang:
BEWBSSSS
motherfatherchanyeol: OH YES CHANNIE THAT'S THE WAY TO GO
                                    MIGHT AS WELL REMOVE YOUR WHILE YOU'RE AT IT
chanchanjjang: 
motherfatherchanyeol:
DEAR LORD IMAGINE HOW HE WOULD HAVE TO PISS
realb2ngster: Chanyeol what the .
chanchanjjang: JAGIYA~
motherfatherchanyeol: BE A MAN. DO THE RIGHT THING.
chanchanjjang: I AM A MAN!
motherfatherchanyeol: THEN ACT LIKE ONE
                                    AREN'T YOU ING STRAIGHT?
                                    STOP TAKING OTPS SERIOUSLY
                                    EVEN ME AND BAEKHYUN STOP BEFORE IT GETS TOO FAR
BaekByunnie: oi don't drag me into this :/
realb2ngster: SEE CHANNIE, BE LIKE CHANYEOL 
                     BE LIKE MOTHER FATHER CHANYEOL
motherfatherchanyeol: BE A MAN
DO THE RIGHT THING
chanchanjjang: I ING GET IT ALREADY

chanchanjjang has left the conversation.

realb2ngster: thanks :D
BaekByunnie: anytime, Bang :D
motherfatherchanyeol: now that Channie's gone, Yongguk
                                    you up for some virtual ? ;)
BaekByunnie: 
realb2ngster:
motherfatherchanyeol:
Well? ;)

realb2ngster has left the conversation.

motherfatherchanyeol:
BaekByunnie:
i is so hurt rite nao

BaekByunnie has left the conversation.

motherfatherchanyeol: buh i was only kidding...


HAHAHA THIS WAS FUN TO WRITE xDDD poor Chanyeol :(

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Nevalez #1
Chapter 5: Uhm, well this is awkward. *looks at my user name*
misssakura #2
Chapter 5: It's been a long time since I read this...miss this so much :)
comedyofreaper
#3
Chapter 38: happy birthday youngjae!! glad you are back
Qwerty_OMG
#4
Chapter 37: Hahahaha
Eminen saves the day!
comedyofreaper
#5
I have a dream that one day, author will updates this story. T.T gosh i miss this story so much
strangeneko
#6
Chapter 37: BWAHAHAHA CL AND EMS YO!!
Bangtan and bap are really really a good combi, but what happen if we have a hiphop battle between bap bts winner and ikon ? Lololololol XD
BAPlover716
#7
Chapter 37: THAT. WAS. AWESOME. XD I can't wait until the next update!
comedyofreaper
#8
Chapter 37: is that a real eminem? damnnnnnnnn he kills it
bingumarmar
#9
Chapter 3: Omg this is hilarious xD Love the Eat Your Kimchi reference too
AYYY GURL CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK *rolls down y window* lmfao