Hey guise! Sorry I haven't updated in FOREVER D: I have too much to do at school T^T a big shout out to xoamandaxoh for giving me the inspiration and help to write this chapter ^^ pick up lines! Well, they've learned some things from America. Let's see how B.A.P make fools out of themselves. I hope you like it :DDD

realb2ngster is online.
chanchanjjang is online.
BusanBoii is online.
brain940124 is online.
heyimjello96 is online.
awkwardjongup is online.

chanchanjjang started a conversation with realb2ngster, BusanBoii, brain940124, heyimjello96 and awkwardjongup.

chanchanjjang: let's flirt
realb2ngster: hey, that's not a bad idea!
                     of course, this shouldn't reach my girlfriend :P
chanchanjjang: cross my heart and hope to die
BusanBoii: WOOT WOOT LEGGO xD
brain940124: really.
heyimjello96:
awkwardjongup:
realb2ngster: oh maknaes are confused :|

chanchanjjang sent a friend request to icecreamyeoja.
icecreamyeoja accepted the request.

chanchanjjang added icecreamyeoja to the conversation.

realb2ngster: wanna play House? you be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long
icecreamyeoja:
chanchanjjang: ooh, moving in for the kill already!
BusanBoii: your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere I want to be
brain940124:
realb2ngster: OOOH NICE~!
chanchanjjang: if you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous ;)
awkwardjongup:
heyimjello96:
icecreamyeoja:
BusanBoii: nice one, hyung!
chanchanjjang: of course :)
realb2ngster: You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy

icecreamyeoja left the conversation.

BusanBoii: aww she left

realb2ngster sent iceprincess a friend request.
iceprincess accepted the request.

realb2ngster added iceprincess to the conversation.

chanchanjjang: hey~ ;)
iceprincess: hi ^^
chanchanjjang: your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
iceprincess: um.
realb2ngster: Woot woot Channie! o(^O^)o
BusanBoii: if your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?
iceprincess:
brain940124: OMG DAE EW EW EW
realb2ngster: whoa whoa~
chanchanjjang: WILD!
heyimjello96: what the is going on
awkwardjongup: is this their way of getting girls? I don't think it's working...
realb2ngster: girl, you must be from Tennessee
iceprincess: because you're the only ten I see o(-__-)o
chanchanjjang: how-
iceprincess: I'm American.
realb2ngster: whut. damn it you ruined my mojo -.-

iceprincess left the conversation.

BusanBoii: moving on!
chanchanjjang: let's scare the out of Chanyeol ;D
realb2ngster: lol nice one!

BusanBoii added motherfatherchanyeol to the conversation.

BusanBoii: Chanyeol!
motherfatherchanyeol: hyungnim! ^^
chanchanjjang: the word for the night is legs, lets go back to my room and spread the word
motherfatherchanyeol:
realb2ngster: hey, Chanyeol, I lost my bed, can I borrow yours? ;)))
motherfatherchanyeol:
BusanBoii: are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long
motherfatherchanyeol: Zelo-yah, Jongupie, Youngjae-yah, what's going on...
brain940124: nothing, just go...

motherfatherchanyeol left the conversation.

chanchanjjang: let's scare Kris omgomgomg let's!
realb2ngster: lol kay bro:P

realb2ngster added WuKris to the conversation.

realb2ngster: Ayo whadddup Krease?!
WuKris: omg whut
             time difference aish-.-
realb2ngster: I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock
WuKris: UM.
chanchanjjang: excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine :(
WuKris: right.
BusanBoii: You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away
WuKris: because I have s-.-
             well done /slow sarcastic clap
brain940124: sorry hyung-.-
WuKris: what is with you guys-.-
heyimjello96: it's just the hyung line :(
awkwardjongup: they're trying to get girls, i guess.
                           it's not working
WuKris: ...did you say something to Chanyeol?
heyimjello96: um, maybe they did, why?
WuKris: well, he's rocking back and forth in his seat biting his nails nervously
             he loves you like and he didn't expect this from y'all
             he looks like he's seen a ghost.

WuKris left the conversation.

brain940124: omg /facepalm
heyimjello96: should we say anything?
                      not that they would listen anyways...
awkwardjongup: no let's see what they do next

realb2ngster added fingerlickingood to the conversation.

heyimjello96:
chanchanjjang: she's on your friend list?
realb2ngster: yeah, she is ;)
fingerlickingood: uh?
realb2ngster: I'm like a Rubik's Cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.
brain940124:
fingerlickingood:
chanchanjjang: you have 206 bones in your body, want one more?
BusanBoii: ooh, damn!
awkwardjongup:
fingerlickingood:
BusanBoii: okay okay, my turn
                  Burger King isn't the only thing that's king-sized ;D
realb2ngster: YEOW~!

fingerlickingood left the conversation.

realb2ngster: well, , that was fun ;) shall we do more?
brain940124: HOLD IT ONE DAMN MOMENT
BusanBoii: wtf
chanchanjjang: who were these people anyway? random girls?
heyimjello96: let us tell you.
awkwardjongup: number one, icecreamyeoja
brain940124: was none other than 4minute's Hyuna
realb2ngster:
BusanBoii:
chanchanjjang:
brain940124: number two, iceprincess
heyimjello96: SNSD's Jessica
realb2ngster:
BusanBoii:
chanchanjjang:
brain940124: then, it was Chanyeol and Krease hyung
realb2ngster: w-who was the last person?
heyimjello96: ...

brain940124 added fingerlickingood to the conversation.

fingerlickingood changed her name to heyimhananotzinger.

heyimjello: Hana noona.
realb2ngster:
BusanBoii:
chanchanjjang:
realb2ngster: ERMAGERD WE IS GON' DIE
chanchanjjang: ASDFGHJKLKJHGFDSADFGHJK
BusanBoii: OMG
realb2ngster: DAEHYUN STARTED SINGING DEATH SONGS IN SATOORI
chanchanjjang: OMG WE'RE DEAD
                         SHE'S GONNA KILL US
BusanBoii: HOLY SHE'S AT THE DOOR

heyimhananotzinger is offline.

realb2ngster is offline.
chanchanjjang is offline.
BusanBoii is offline.

heyimjello96: oh shiet i can hear screams from their room
brain940124: oh .
awkwardjongup: whatever's happening in there, it's not pretty.

OMG I JUST LOVED WRITING THIS CHAPTER. Yongguk, you idiot. You don't flirt when you have a girlfriend. Don't worry folks, he doesn't mean anything, just fooling around. Guys need to play around a bit. My ex was a fanboy of SISTAR, but I didn't mind. Something like that, 'nam sayin'? Don't worry ^^
Well, he paid for it in the end. I do not want to be on Hana's bad side /shudders

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