Girls vs. Boys PART I (B.A.P vs SNSD)

Welcome to B.A.P's chatroom! [discontinued]

The results of my last poll showed that you guise wanted B.A.P vs 2NE1! And I shall do that for PART II, I promise ^^ meanwhile, I hope you enjoy this one ;)


heyimjello96 is online.
BusanBoii is online.
awkwardjongup is online.
brain940124 is online.


heyimjello96 started a conversation with realb2ngster, awkwardjongup, chanchanjjang, brain940124 and BusanBoii.

heyimjello96: we're back in Korea~! :D
BusanBoii: I can't wait until we leave for home tomorrow, I want to eat umma's food again.
awkwardjongup: I'm going back to Seongnam~
brain940124: we should ask Yongguk hyung to take us to Ijakdo one day ^^
BusanBoii: and get nearly murdered by his sister? have you forgotten the last time?
brain940124: damn.
heyimjello96: no! noona's so nice DDD:

realb2ngster is online.

realb2ngster: Junhong, trust me. you do not know her.

chanchanjjang is online.

chanchanjjang: know who? O.o
                         speaking of ladies when I'm not around? how could you?!
realb2ngster: my sister. you really want to talk about her?-.-
chanchanjjang: right. point noted.
                        speaking of ladies
heyimjello96: hyung, where are you?
chanchanjjang: SM entertainment.
brain940124:
awkwardjongup:
heyimjello96:
BusanBoii:
realb2ngster:

                     you bastard
                     you're leaving us.
heyimjello96: OMG WAERRRRR
chanchanjjang: wtf guise I'm not o.O
                         I came for something nearby
                         so I thought I'd drop by
brain940124: oh...
BusanBoii: that's why
chanchanjjang: WHAT'S B.A.P WITHOUT KIM HIMCHAN HAHAHA
heyimjello96: why you go there?
chanchanjjang: bored. plus, i owed Krease and Chanyeol an apology
                         for trying those lines in them
realb2ngster: OH MY KRISUS HIMCHAN HAS A HEART
chanchanjjang: I always did, you of all people should know ;)
brain940124: anyhoo~
                     hyung, you said speaking of ladies...
chanchanjjang: AH YES YOUNGJAE

chanchanjjang added iceprincess, seomatey, taenggyu, tiffanyhwang, kwonyuri, ohimyoona, itsasunnyday, longlegsooyoung and hyoqueen to the conversation.

realb2ngster:
heyimjello96: are you ing kidding me.
brain940124: for once, I think I'm going to side with Zelo.
BusanBoii: I will pretend, for 's sake, that Zelo did not cuss, and side with le people here.
tiffanyhwang: what the calm down
                      never talked to girls before?
iceprincess: don't you talk to your sunbaenims?
kwonyuri: who happen to be girls
itsasunnyday: I swear, guys can be some idiots sometimes
longlegsooyoung: tell me about it
ohimyoona: they're all the same, everyingwhere
seomatey: something tells me they're worse than EXO.
taenggyu: aw maknae you're being a bit too biased.
hyoqueen: well B.A.P's leader has promoted four times, I expect he's stuck up.
tiffanyhwang: four times?!
hyoqueen: well, yeah! with song jieun, on his own, with Bang and Zelo and then debut :/
taenggyu: hmm he could be stuck up.
seomatey: our EXO are definitely better!
                 and SuJu oppas ^^
iceprincess: but Hyoyeon you know so much about Bang Yongguk
itsasunnyday: I know right?!
tiffanyhwang: I'm not surprised if she's BYG's fangirl kekeke...
awkwardjongup: OMG HOW THE DO YOU GIRLS TYPE SO FAST
iceprincess:
tiffanyhwang:
longlegsooyoung:
hyoqueen:
seomatey:
itsasunnyday:
taenggyu:
ohimyoona:
kwonyuri:

BusanBoii: JONGUP
realb2ngster: WHAT THE HELL THAT WAS AMAZING
heyimjello96: EPISCH
brain940124: MIND BLOWN
tiffanyhwang: HEY HEY HEY!
iceprincess: you insulting us, foo?
chanchanjjang: play nice, guys.
kwonyuri: Listen to the man
taenggyu: sometimes I think he should be the leader instead of Gukkie
realb2ngster: don't call me Gukkie.
hyoqueen: ah, only his girlfriend calls him that :P
realb2ngster: and how, may I ask, did you know?-.-
hyoqueen:
itsasunnyday: OMFG HYOYEON
awkwardjongup: that awkward moment when you realise that Hyoyeon noona could be Yongguk hyung's stalker.
hyoqueen: I SWEAR I DIDN'T KNOW
BusanBoii: real convincing, noona-.-
hyoqueen: OMG NO I DON'T STALK BANG
realb2ngster: okay...
BusanBoii: Himchan hyung, say your prayers.
chanchanjjang: what?
brain940124: flirting with girls so shamelessly have you no shame?
tiffanyhwang: lol
realb2ngster: and here he is, bullting about BangHim -_-
chanchanjjang: I thought you didn't believe in BangHim.
realb2ngster: I thought you did -.-
awkwardjongup: ooh burn, Himchan hyung
kwonyuri: ew you guys are gay?
                not that I'm against gay marriage or anything...
hyoqueen: i think it's because we know them
itsasunnyday: well it would be awkward then :/
iceprincess: speaking of gay, you know that guy from White Collar? He's gay.
ohimyoona: NO WAY SRSLY
tiffanyhwang: where were you all this time, Jessica? I knew that ages ago :P
kwonyuri: OH GOD I NEED TO CATCH UP WITH ALL THOSE ENGLISH SERIES
                WHITE COLLAR, REVENGE, NEW GIRL, TWO BROKE GIRLS, THE BIGBANG THEORY
                HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, GOSSIP GIRL!

BusanBoii: whoa.
brain940124: how do you chat so fast? O.o
tiffanyhwang: we use KaTalk a lot
                      omg why do you watch all those? 
                      watch two and a half men lol
realb2ngster: YES SOMEONE ELSE FINALLY.
tiffanyhwang: OMG NO WAY SERIOUSLY?
realb2ngster: it's such a shame Charlie Sheen left -_-
tiffanyhwang: i know right? I mean, Aston Kutcher is pretty funny, but
realb2ngster: but the show kinda died when Charlie left T^T
awkwardjongup: OMG BANG HYUNG STOP GOSSIPING
realb2ngster:
chanchanjjang:
whoa, Jongup
iceprincess: well, someone's on their period :/
kwonyuri: don't be stupid, guys don't have ovaries, they don't menstruate :/
tiffanyhwang: /facepalm
iceprincess: no , where have you been, Yuri?
ohimyoona: she meant it as a figure of speech
                    because Jongupie's getting pissed off
hyoqueen: even I got that
                 and I usually don't get anything
itsasunnyday: because Hyo is a , duh
hyoqueen: whatchu say to me?
itsasunnyday: OH YOU HEARD ME
hyoqueen: BRING IT
itsasunnyday: OH YOU WANNA GO, HYO? LET'S GO.
BusanBoii: FIGHT
brain940124: //grabs popcorn
heyimjello96: lol i want some too hyung ^^
tiffanyhwang: oh god
realb2ngster: lol
iceprincess: where is this conversation leading to?
chanchanjjang: I'm the one that should ask you that!
                         all I wanted was a normal conversation, and you begin all this gossip!
iceprincess:
tiffanyhwang:
ohimyoona:
itsasunnyday:
taenggyu:
hyoqueen: 
kwonyuri:
longlegsooyoung:
seomatey:
realb2ngster:
...you know, I thing BangHim might stand a chance after all
BusanBoii: FINALLY HE SIDES WITH US
brain940124: praise the lord!
heyimjello96: hallelujah!
awkwardjongup: //throws confetti
chanchanjjang: DO THE HARLEM SHAKE 
taenggyu: I KNEW I MADE A MISTAKE IN DATING YOU
realb2ngster:
chanchanjjang:
noona~
heyimjello96: HWAT?
awkwardjongup: OMG HIMCHAN HYUNG GOT A GIRLFRIEND BEFORE ME?
                           ASDFGHJKL
BusanBoii: calm down...
awkwardjongup: WHAT IS LIFE
seomatey: lolz
longlegsooyoung: even though Jongup's mean, he's the funniest one here
                              out of le guys
seomatey: KARAOKE TIME

                 Neomu neomu meotjyeo nuni nuni busyeo sumeul mot swigesseo tteollineun girl
taenggyu: GEE GEE GEE GEE BABY BABY BABY GEE GEE GEE GEE BABY BABY BABY
tiffanyhwang:
 Oh neomu bukkeureowo chyeoda bol su eobseo sarange ppajyeosseo sujubeun girl
ohimyoona: GEE GEE GEE GEE BABY BABY BABY GEE GEE GEE GEE BA BA BA BA BABY
awkwardjongup: TOO MUCH GIRL ESSENCE
                           ASDFGHJKL
                           MUST... FIND... CARBURETOR
iceprincess:
taenggyu:
realb2ngster:
MUST... FIND... PEARL HARBOR DVD
BusanBoii: MUST... FIND... PLAYBOY MAGAZINE
brain940124: MUST... FIND... TAESUNG CEONIM FOR VOCAL PRACTICE
heyimjello96: MUST... FIND... RECORDING ROOM
awkwardjongup: MUST... FIND... DANCE ROOM
chanchanjjang: MUST... FIND... YONGGUK
realb2ngster:
BusanBoii:

iceprincess:
tiffanyhwang:
ohimyoona:
itsasunnyday:
taenggyu:
hyoqueen: 
kwonyuri:
longlegsooyoung:

seomatey:
heyimjello96:
brain940124:
awkwardjongup:
chanchanjjang:
:D?

taenggyu left the conversation.

chanchanjjang: NUUUUUUUUUU

chanchanjjang left the conversation.

realb2ngster: THAT BASTARD IS DATING TAENOONA AND HE NEVER TOLD US
brain940124: HE SHALL PAY
BusanBoii: PAYYYYYYYYY
awkwardjongup: BLOOD. BLOOD EVERYWHERE.
seomatey: all you guys think of is violence
hyoqueen: BYG effect.
                 he watches too many war movies
itsasunnyday: HOW THE .
hyoqueen: I WATCHED THE SECOND EPISODE OF TA-DAH! IT'S B.A.P!
                 YONGGUK WAS WATCHING PEARL HARBOR
tiffanyhwang: omg love that movie
iceprincess: omg it's so touching
kwonyuri: OMFG WHEN DANNY /crey
ohimyoona: never mention Danny in front of Yuri
                    she's crying already
                    I can hear her sniffing into her pillow
hyoqueen: Ah, Ben Affleck is so hot in that movie <333
seomatey: no, Josh.
hyoqueen: no, Ben.
seomatey: Josh.
hyoqueen: Ben.
seomatey: JOSH.
hyoqueen: BEN.
longlegsooyoung: MOTHER ING BRAD PITT.
iceprincess: meh, pretty old now.
tiffanyhwang: he's a nice guy though, remember when I interviewed him?
longlegsooyoung: OMG I JUST REMEMBERED
                             HE KNOWS I EXIST
                             HE KNOWS
                             ASDFGHJKL
awkwardjongup: TOO FAST FOR ME TO HANDLE
                           WHAT THE IT'S LIKE 100 MBPS

awkwardjongup left the conversation.

heyimjello96: Speed- Mismatch- Error- SHUTDOWN.

heyimjello96 left the conversation.

brain940124 and realb2ngster left the conversation.

BusanBoii: Aish, you win.

BusanBoii left the conversation. 


GURL POWAAAAAAHHHHHHHH XDDD Hope you liked it! Had to make the Pearl Harbor reference. lol. but BAP ARE NO MATCH FOR SNSD. lol what if Yuri made them watch Gossip girl? xD

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Nevalez #1
Chapter 5: Uhm, well this is awkward. *looks at my user name*
misssakura #2
Chapter 5: It's been a long time since I read this...miss this so much :)
comedyofreaper
#3
Chapter 38: happy birthday youngjae!! glad you are back
Qwerty_OMG
#4
Chapter 37: Hahahaha
Eminen saves the day!
comedyofreaper
#5
I have a dream that one day, author will updates this story. T.T gosh i miss this story so much
strangeneko
#6
Chapter 37: BWAHAHAHA CL AND EMS YO!!
Bangtan and bap are really really a good combi, but what happen if we have a hiphop battle between bap bts winner and ikon ? Lololololol XD
BAPlover716
#7
Chapter 37: THAT. WAS. AWESOME. XD I can't wait until the next update!
comedyofreaper
#8
Chapter 37: is that a real eminem? damnnnnnnnn he kills it
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#9
Chapter 3: Omg this is hilarious xD Love the Eat Your Kimchi reference too
AYYY GURL CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK *rolls down y window* lmfao