Youngjae and idioms
Welcome to B.A.P's chatroom! [discontinued]So I will be making fun of Youngjae, le brain, and his idiocy. Let's see how it goes :DDD
Le idioms used:
Break a leg = good luck
Take a leaf out of his book = do something someone else does for your own betterment
Smell something fishy = find out that something's not right and there's a reason behind it
A chip on your shoulder = being angry/upset about something that happened in the past
Pulling a leg = make a joke
It's all greek = the person doesn't understand anything of a situation at all
Bite your tongue = to avoid talking/SHUT YO MOUTH
Excuse my French = forgive me for swearing
Flip the bird = show the middle finger
Joshing you = tricking/playing with you
Get over it = you all know what this means :P
chanchanjjang is online.
brain940124 is online.
brain940124 started a conversation with chanchanjjang.
brain940124: Hyung! I'm writing my college exam today!
My last one ^^
chanchanjjang added awkwardjongup, BusanBoii, heyimjello96 and realb2ngster to the conversation.
chanchanjjang: we are all gathered here
to wish Youngjae the worst of luck
brain940124: yah (-.- )
chanchanjjang: hehe the best of luck (^^ )
in his college exams today!
BusanBoii: the last one, right Jae!
let's go drinking after this
heyimjello96: NO WAY!
I WANT TO COME
realb2ngster: i don't think so, kid.
awkwardjongup: HAHA I'M LEGAL ALREADY IN YO FACE
heyimjello96: :'(
realb2ngster: Ah, fine, we'll stay home and drink, okay?
heyimjello96: YAY :D
brain940124: i thought we were supposed to be wishing me good luck!
chanchanjjang: oh right lol
GOOD LUCK, MY SON
heyimjello96: good luck hyung! ^O^
awkwardjongup: hwaiting, hyung! :D
BusanBoii: do well, Jae :D
realb2ngster: break a leg, bro
brain940124: thanks hyungnims, Daehyun, maknaedeul :')
brain940124 is offline.
BusanBoii is online.
chanchanjjang is online.
BusanBoii: hyung, you know what happened?
did sajangnim tell you?
chanchanjjang: yes he did.
realb2ngster is online.
realb2ngster: Youngjae, that pabo -.-
when I said break a leg
I DIDN'T MEAN LITERALLY
heyimjello96 is online.
awkwardjongup is online.
heyimjello96: hyung is an idiot
even I know that break a leg means good luck
awkwardjongup: even maknae knows DDD:
brain940124 is online.
brain940124: i wanted to go drinking
(-.- )
realb2ngster: pabo, you're lucky we're on hiatus right now (A/N: not really, but...)
chanchanjjang: ugh pabo~ why not your hand, like I did?
BusanBoii: you do know that break a leg means good luck right?
awkwardjongup: even maknae knows what that means
heyimjello96: pabo hyung
realb2ngster is offline.
brain940124: WHAT
chanchanjjang is offline.
BusanBoii is offline.
brain940124: BUT I DID
awkwardjongup is offline.
brain940124: JUNHONG
heyimjello96: of course. pabo hyung (-.- )
heyimjello96 is offline.
brain9410124: /FLIPS MOTHER ING TABLES
heyimjello96 is online.
realb2ngster is online.
realb2ngster: anybody~
brain940124 is online.
brain940124: hey (._. )
realb2ngster: how's the leg?
brain940124: ( -.-)
realb2ngster: xDDD
chanchanjjang: you should really take a leaf out of my book
and not break any important body parts
hands are okay (maybe not for one shot, but the others require legs, you na mean?)
realb2ngster:
holy
why are you making sense?
chanchanjjang: really, Bang? really?
brain940124: hmm, maybe you're right :)
heyimjello96: good on you, hyung!
ten minutes later...
awkwardjongup is online.
awkwardjongup: omg youngjae hyung
realb2ngster: what? what is it?
awkwardjongup: you would not believe what he just did
chanchanjjang: MIND TELLING US? >.<
heyimjello96: he took one of your books, hyung
and then he found a leaf in it, and so he took it
realb2ngster:
no.
heyimjello96: yes, hyung.
realb2ngster:
chanchanjjang: i feel you bro
brain940124: WHAT THE HELL?!
BUT I JUST BORROWED A BOOK FROM HIMCHAN HYUNG
chanchanjjang: THAT HAD MY LEAF SKELETON IN IT
MAH PRECIOUS ONE
WHY CHOO STEAL MAH LEAF
PABO
brain940124: WHAT THE HELL
okay, I see the maknae's giggling like crazy
I smell something fishy
realb2ngster: maybe because we're having geodeung-eo gu-i for dinner? (A/N: this is grilled mackerel)
brain940124:
realb2ngster: um, are you okay, Jae? O.o
BusanBoii is online.
BusanBoii: ...
wtf Jae.
brain940124: YOU BELIEVE THEM
BusanBoii: YOU'RE BEING AN IDIOT D:
brain940124: /flips tables
chanchanjjang: really, Jae
awkwardjongup: stop walking around with a chip on your shoulder
not cool
brain940124: wtf there's a potato chip on my shoulder...
JUNHONG
realb2ngster: REALLY, YOUNGJAE?
ARE YOU REALLY THAT DUMB?!
brain940124: ASDFGHKL
OMG STAHP PULLING MY LEG (A/N: Dae is literally pulling his leg)
BusanBoii: no
realb2ngster: OMG JAE YOU
YOU KNOW THAT PULLING MY LEG MEANS PLAYING WITH ME RIGHT?
BusanBoii: no he didn't
awkwardjongup: everything we say is greek to him
brain940124: YES IT IS
heyimjello96: BITE YOUR TONGUE
BusanBoii: OMG HE JUST DID
brain940124: WHAT NO
THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT
I DO IT WHEN I SMELL GOOD FOOD
chanchanjjang: excuse my french, but Youngjae
you are a ing idiot
brain940124: WHAT FRENCH? NO FRENCH!
realb2ngster: /facepalm
brain940124: ASDFGHJKL
heyimjello96: what, you gon' flip the bird now?
BusanBoii: haha he just flipped the table
with the angry birds toy on it
yeah, he flipped the bird alright
brain940124: RAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
chanchanjjang: whoa, bro, you okay?
brain940124: NO I AM NOT WHAT'S WITH YOU GUISE (T^T )
realb2ngster: DUDE WE'RE JOSHING WITH YOU GET OVER IT
brain940124: Joshing-?!
heyimjello96: AHK:AL?AMKVNS:|
chanchanjjang: and that's when Jae got over the table and slammed Zelo's face into his laptop.
realb2ngster: okay, that's it.
Youngjae, we are seeing the doctor first thing in the morning.
brain940124: ASDFGHJKL I HATE CHUUUU
brain940124 left the conversation.
realb2ngster:
chanchanjjang:
heyimjello96:
BusanBoii:
awkwardjongup:
realb2ngster: Dae
you are a genius
BusanBoii: lol thank you hyung
Zelo, you okay?
heyimjello96: I'll live (._. )
realb2ngster: ah, you have no idea how much it took for me to stop laughing
oh I hear rage noises from his room
chanchanjjang: ahaha, he's pissed alright
BusanBoii: wait, I hear something.
heyimjello96: is he screaming 'DIE, CHEESECAKE?'
BusanBoii: I left a slice of cheesecake there...
realb2ngster:
chanchanjjang:
awkwardjongup:
BusanBoii: ASDFGHJKL
BusanBoii is offline.
realb2ngster: oh noes, maybe we really should take Youngjae to the hospital after this :/
Uhm, well, I hope you liked that! Since it was Youngjae's time, I needed to make it seem all smart, but really, it's just common sense! I actually used a lot of idioms here, so you need to know what they actually mean if you want to understand what this chapter's about. Not to worry! They're all at the top of the chapter, so if you've ignored the red text, GO READ IT NOW and give this chapter a re-read! hopefully, it makes sense :)
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