BlockBAP: A new type of food?!

Welcome to B.A.P's chatroom! [discontinued]

heyimjello96 started a conversation with ohitsjaehyo.

heyimjello96: hyung hyung hyung
ohitsjaehyo: yes zelo? :3
heyimjello96: how do you make bibimbap
ohitsjaehyo: THE AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW
heyimjello96: HYUNG DON'T YOU MAKE BIBIMBAP
ohitsjaehyo: NO I DON'T ASK DAEHYUN
heyimjello96: practice ;A;
ohitsjaehyo: wbu? O.o
heyimjello96: I broke my hand :3
ohitsjaehyo: Yongguk must be so proud of you
heyimjello96: don't even ask
                      I got smacked by everyone except for jongup >.>
ohitsjaehyo: ouch
heyimjello96: speaking of bibimbap you know that people thought our group name was BAP and not B.A.P?
ohitsjaehyo: no I didn't
heyimjello96: you don't really care do you
ohitsjaehyo: no I do
                    I'm looking up bibimbap recipes for you <.<
heyimjello96: HYUNG YOU'RE AN ANGEL ILY NO HOMO
ohitsjaehyo: hahaa x)
heyimjello96: hah but there's a problem
                      this is some special recipe that daehyun found and
                      I don't know where he kept the recipe
                     and my members won't eat any other bibimbap
ohitsjaehyo: lol it you're screwed xD
                    wait ill ask zico okay?

ohitsjaehyo added zicontrol to the conversation.

ohitsjaehyo: yah jiho!
zicontrol: what hyung -.-'
ohitsjaehyo: jello wants to make bibimbap
                    tell him the recipe
zicontrol: do I look like i know the ing bibimbap recipe?
ohitsjaehyo: YAH! YOU'RE THE LEADER!
zicontrol: idk ask kyung! he watches all the cookery shows anyway
heyimjello96: jaehyo hyung I don't think you can help it's a special recipe
zicontrol: FOR S SAKE
                WE WILL MAKE THIS WORK OK SHATAP

zicontrol added tehkyung to the conversation.

zicontrol: KYUNG!
tehkyung: NIGGA IM ELDER THAN YOU
zicontrol: by like two months I don't ing care -.-'
                junhong what does this bibimbap recipe have
heyimjello96: idek daehyun hyung knows it better than I do
tehkyung: for 's sake -.-

tehkyung added BusanBoii to the conversation.

tehkyung: daehyun
                daehyun
                daehyun
                daehyun
                daehyun
BusanBoii: WHAT
                  I HAVE PRACTICE
tehkyung: then why's your phone on?
BusanBoii: BECAUSE IM ACTUALLY AT THE CONVENIENCE STORE OK
heyimjello96: why the hell are you at the convenience store.
BusanBoii: because I bunked practice :3
heyimjello96: THEN COME BACK HOME AND HELP ME
ohitsjaehyo: COME BACK HOOOOOME
zicontrol: COME BACK HOOOOOME
tehkyung: come baby baby come come baby
                come come baby baby come come
heyimjello96: naege dorawa!
BusanBoii:
ohitsjaehyo: XD
zicontrol: I feel evil xD

zicontrol added realb2ngster to the conversation.

zicontrol: so daehyun is bunking practice
realb2ngster: (-_-)
BusanBoii: I WAS BORED OKAY
                  WE'RE NOT PROMOTING UNTIL LIKE TWO MONTHS LATER OK
realb2ngster: atleast I know where you are
                      I'm at a cake shop
BusanBoii: CHEEEJICAKE HYANG PUREEEEERJU
realb2ngster: fiine -.-'
heyimjello96: HYUNG
                      DAEHYUNG
                      BIBIMBAP
                      RECIPE
BusanBoii: uh

BusanBoii added brain940124 to the conversation.

BusanBoii: ya punk
brain940124: where the are you?
zicontrol: oh look, youngjae misses his husband
brain940124: what no i don't, he's not my husband
                     and why am I the wife? O.o
realb2ngster: because of your feminine shoulders, remember? :P
                      

brain940124: <_<
zicontrol: AHAHAHAHA THIS IS GOLD
ohitsjaehyo: I'M SENDING THIS TO EVERYONE I KNOW XD
tehkyung: WOW HOLD UP

tehkyung added bbombminhyuk, ihavealongtaeil, kimukwon, pojihoon, chanchanjjang and awkwardjongup to the conversation.

tehkyung: gents, I give you Yoo Youngjae
ihavealongtaeil: that's it this is going all over my twittter and instagram
pojihoon: snapshots everywhere xD
chanchanjjang: i remember this episode
BusanBoii: HAHAHAHA OUR Y DANCE REMEMBER
awkwardjongup: don't remind me
                           i thought i was y
ihavealongtaeil: well you failed so bad that day XD
bbombminhyuk: hahaha poor jonguppie
chanchanjjang: i was the best
ihavealongtaeil: hahaha jihoon laughed his off
zicontrol: ehh you were okay :/
pojihoon: my it was okay
                that's rich, coming from the person who, i y'all not, fell off a ladder while he tried to fix our light 
realb2ngster: ouch, jiho
zicontrol: don't call me jiho
realb2ngster: jiho :3
chanchanjjang: jiho-chaaaan :3
awkwardjongup: and just like that, we turned zico into a japanese female x)
heyimjello96: IF YOU ALL COULD PLEASE SHUT THE UP AND HELP ME MAKE BIBIMBAP
                      THAT WOULD BE GREAT
realb2ngster:
pojihoon:
chanchanjjang:
brain940124:
awkwardjongup:
bbombminhyuk:
ihavealongtaeil:
BusanBoii:
tehkyung:
zicontrol:
ohitsjaehyo:
kimukwon:
oh snap 
zicontrol: oh NOW he shows up
realb2ngster: wasup
kimukwon: sorry i was busy looking for my lotion
chanchanjjang: ooh fun time eh? ;)
awkwardjongup: whut
heyimjello96: really?
kimukwon: SKIN LOTION
                   ARGH
realb2ngster: ah, so you have herpes down there? dude what have you been doing.
kimukwon:
zicontrol:
HYUNG YOU CAN CALL ME JIHO ALL YA LIKE 
chanchanjjang: bang! >.>
BusanBoii: ooh snap <.<

kimukwon is offline.

ihavealongtaeil: he went to have his fun time
bbombminhyuk: we'll let you know when he's done XD

kimukwon is online.

kimukwon: MY PHONE DIED OKAY STOP PICKING ON ME
awkwardjongup: it's okay, yukwon hyung, happens XD
kimukwon: I WASN'T HAVING HAPPY TIME OK
brain940124: yeah sure
BusanBoii: whatever you say
ohitsjaehyo: whatever you say (A/N: because Jaehyo and Dae are both from Busan, and this convo is supposed to be in Korean, they say exactly the same thing, you na mean? ^^)
                    OH YEAH SATOORI
BusanBoii: OH YEAH B|

realb2ngster: shut up Busan wonbins
BusanBoii: YOU SHUT UP I AM LEGIT BUSAN WONBIN
ohitsjaehyo: OH SO I'M NOT HUH
                    I'M ELDER THAN YOU
BusanBoii: BY LIKE A YEAR
zicontrol: STOP IT HYUNGS MAKE LOVE NOT WAR
awkwardjongup: who'd want to make love with you anyway
realb2ngster:
ohitsjaehyo:
lookihavealongtaeil:
brain940124:
BusanBoii:
kimukwon:
FINALLY
tehkyung: SOMEONE SHUT THAT UP
pojihoon: NICE GOING JONGUPPIE
chanchanjjang: MOON JONGUP
realb2ngster: THAT WAS AMAZING
ohitsjaehyo: AHAHAHAHA HE'S GOING RED 
                    YOU EMBARRASSED THE OUT OF HIM
zicontrol: WHAT THE HELL JONGUP 
bbombminhyuk: well... you got what you deserved.
zicontrol: SHUT UP HYUNG
heyimjello96: CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT UP AND HELP ME MAKE BIBIMBAP?
tehkyung: OKAY FIRST YOU TAKE SOME RICE AND YOU COOK THAT UNTIL IT'S ING STICKY OKAY?
ohitsjaehyo: AND THEN YOU TAKE SOME SOY SAUCE AND WASABI AND YOU ADD THAT TOO
realb2ngster: the is this
heyimjello96: i dont care i'm doing this
                      they're a hell lot more helpful than you guys are
chanchanjjang: HEY
zicontrol: LOLOLOL
bbombminhyuk: OK OK AND NOW YOU ADD SOME PIECES OF CHICKEN OKAY MAKE SURE THERE ARE NO BONES
zicontrol: ADD SOME BEEF OK 
BusanBoii: i'm drooling already D:
awkwardjongup: it sounds good :3
realb2ngster: i've had enough of this
                     ADD SOME NOODLES TO THAT
bbombminhyuk: YEAHHHHHH BANG LEADER
brain940124: SAUSAGES! SAUSAGES! PORK SAUSAGES!
pojihoon: PUT IN SOME MEATBALLS
awkwardjongup: SAMGYEOPSAL
heyimjello96: gotta hand it to Daehyun hyung for bringing these home last night XD
chanchanjjang: SAENGCHAE
kimukwon: NAENGMYEON
BusanBoii: PUT IN SOME MUSHROOMS
ihavealongtaeil: ADD SOME SALT SOME PEPPER AND FINISH THAT OFF

heyimjello98: i don't know what the we just made
                      but it tastes so good *moan*
zicontrol: WHOA OK I'M COMING OVER IDGAF
tehkyung: LET ME COME TOO YOU GUYS CANT HAVE ALL OF THAT TO YOURSELF
zicontrol: THIS IS
                BlockBAP
                WHAT WE JUST MADE
                AHAHAHA A NEW TYPE OF BIBIMBAP
tehkyung: WE SHOULD SELL THIS TO THE MARKET

tehkyung is offline.
zicontrol is offline.

realb2ngster: you'll get there before we do! 
                      you live just around the corner

BusanBoii: ahahaaha oh crap XD
chanchanjjang: why are you laughing
                          minhyuk's gonna kill me nuuuu
bbombminhyuk: lol what happened
realb2ngster: our -and-bull recipe has had an effect on their bowels
                      they're pooping like mad
ihavealongtaeil: wow
awkwardjongup: oh no ahahaha 
tehkyung: jongup, not funny.
                zico's in your and zelo's bathroom
                YOU KNOW HOW BAD ZICO GETS RIGHT
bbombminhyuk: IT'S LIKE BAD
pojihoon: AHAHAHAH JONGUP YOU'RE ED XD
BusanBoii: I guess it's too late to say that the mushrooms were expired...
chanchanjjang:

realb2ngster: JUNG DAEHYUN WHERE THE DID YOU GO


Ahaha hope you liked it! First time I'm doing a BlockBAP chat ^_^ Poor Zelo and Zikyung xD don't try this recipe at home folks :3
you can vote for your favorite BAP/other group here, I just want to see what you think ^_^ Aha I love how other people voted for BlockBAP, and EXOBAP is catching up too, but maybe you folks would beg to differ? ahehe let me know what you think anyway :3

I'll do more BlockBAP for sure :D it's so much fun! ^^
And thanks for 131 subbies guise i laf you so mach <3 :3 Be sure to comment and upvote ahahaha ok thanks bye :3

P.S. Our new hashtag is #WTBAP, which is read as 'what the bap' but it's supposed to be welcome to bap' idk ahahaha ANYWAY this is the official hashtag for this chatroom fic so everytime you see that in your fanfic feed on the side, KNOW THAT IT'S MY FANFIC XDDD

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Chapter 5: Uhm, well this is awkward. *looks at my user name*
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Chapter 5: It's been a long time since I read this...miss this so much :)
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Chapter 38: happy birthday youngjae!! glad you are back
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Chapter 37: Hahahaha
Eminen saves the day!
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I have a dream that one day, author will updates this story. T.T gosh i miss this story so much
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Chapter 37: BWAHAHAHA CL AND EMS YO!!
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Chapter 37: THAT. WAS. AWESOME. XD I can't wait until the next update!
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Chapter 37: is that a real eminem? damnnnnnnnn he kills it
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Chapter 3: Omg this is hilarious xD Love the Eat Your Kimchi reference too
AYYY GURL CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK *rolls down y window* lmfao