A Best Absolute.... Not quite so Perfect Chatroom

Description

B.A.P. They are the absolute best badasses.
...
Then they started using a chatroom...

 

Then of course, being such close friends, they chose each other's names... 

Maybe this wasn't such a good idea..

 

UsersBangMyA$$
           

                 NotByTheHairOfMyChannieChinChin
           

                         BusanBirthDaeS3X
           

                           HimDae'sBi$H
           

                           EatMyCheetos
             

                           JaeloJello

Foreword

Hello!!

So, once upon a time (geometry class) I decided to get my in gear and try my hand at writing a story again after scrapping all my ideas back in May... I'm still new at this, so it might be mediocre, and the story does not have an image because I lack the skillz to create one. Plus, admittedly I get confused as a drunk hamster on a racetrack.


Correction about the image.... Ta-dah! This cool poster was made by yongharu21 over at the Black Pearl Graphics Shop! (What up, shameless plug! Sorry, superwoman reference. What up, second shameless plug! Okay, I'll stop.) Anyway, if you're looking for an image, I suggest checking them out. They'll do all genres for any groups you want, and they work really hard at it! ;)
 

Okay, focusing!

Here's a chatroom story. Inspiration came from many of the fantastic others already on this site, and if you're tired of reading these, TOO BAD!! I mean... *coughs* if you read mine, you'll get a free cupcake!

Anyways, for the story, I made every member make a different member's name. My jokes are lame, Jongup's sarcastic, everyone is surprised at what became their username, and they don't know who chose theirs.

*a member's voice rings in the background* Or so you think...

*I turn around and look behind myself in horror before the screen cuts to black*

 

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ScarletUchiha
#1
Chapter 6: can't wait for the next update!
BAPlover716
#2
Chapter 6: YAY new chapter!! Can't wait until the next update!!!
prikken90 #3
Chapter 4: Yay new update!! Thank you ♡♡
BAPlover716
#4
Chapter 3: That was awesome!! Loved all the puns!
Baebaegopa #5
Chapter 1: Note one: should.not be read in public places...will look stupid when i laugh at my phone hysterically
Note two: I laughed way too much. I think i gained abs
ScarletUchiha
#6
Chapter 2: author-nim please update~
yongharu21
#7
Chapter 2: omg pun war, this is going to be so punny :D
yongharu21
#8
Chapter 1: ERMAGERED FINALLY YOU UPDATE I CAN LIVE AGAIN.
Oh god, oh god, this chapter just took virtual battles to a whole new level, like DAMN. NICELY DONE! CHYEAH! xDDD

ps you have to credit our shop in your foreword or else imma put you on the black list im so sorry forgive me T^T