JaeloJello: A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?"

BangMyA$$: And so it begins....

BusanBirthDaeS3X: when the cow tried to jump the barbed wire fence, it was udder destrution.

EatMyCheetos: Did you hear about the escaped midget fortune teller? he's a small medium at large.

HimDae'sBi$h: To write with a broken pencil is pointless!

JaeloJello: When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds..

BangMyA$$: These are worse than I thought!!

                     But here I go:

                     A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper

Fabulous-trich: More effort Bang! Like this:

                        Atheism is a non-prophet organization...

                        Two peanuts walk into a bar... one was a-salted

BangMyA$$: A backwards poet writes inverse.

BusanBirthDaeS3X: A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

Fabulous-trich: If you dont pay your excorcist will you get repossessed?

EatMyCheetos: Once youve seen a shopping center youve seen a mall

HimDae'sBi$h: Acupuncture is a jab well done.

Fabulous-trich: A bicycle cant stand on its own bcuz its two tired

JaeloJello: A good pun is its own re-word.

BusanBirthDaeS3X: A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat

HimDae'sBi$h: AND TIME'S UP!!!

BangMyA$$: And I can now stop cringing at these horrible jokes

EatMyCheetos: Would you say you couldn't handle that PUN-ishment?

JaeloJello: Nie one hyung!!! *raises hand for highest of fives*

EatMyCheetos: *looks away* Yuh-no.

HimDae'sBi$h: And the score is..... Yongguk: 2 Himchan: 4 Daehyun: 3 Me: 2 Jongup: 2 Zelo: 3.

                       Crap. That means our... winner... is.... Himchan.

                      ...... I'll get the mop.

BusanBirthDaeS3X: And I'll get the trash bags...

Fabulous-trich: Actually... you guys put those down. I'll clean the entire dorm myself. Everyone, go out for dinner and stuff!!

JaeloJello: Do i need glasses or did i just read Himchan saying he'll clean the whole dorm

EatMyCheetos: Should I call 1-1-9?? Himchan are you okay?

BangMyA$$: Let's just not ask or he might make us pay him back..

HimDae'sBi$h: Yeah... *sneaks out*

Fabulous-trich: WAIT!!!

BangMyA$$: here it comes..

Fabulous-trich: Can you guys bring home some ice-cream for me??

BangMyA$$: Oh.. okay. See ya later...

BangMyA$$ has logged off

JaeloJello has logged off

BusanBirthDaeS3X has logged off

EatMyCheetos has logged off

HimDae'sBi$h has logged off

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45 minutes later

Fabulous-trich: Okay guys Im HOOOOMMME!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D Practice today was awful. :(

                         Where are you guys?? 

                        *scrolling up*

                          I dont remember this....

                        .........

                        *explodes*

                          THE FISHSTICKS?!?!?! I NEVER SAID ANY OF THIS!!!

                           OH OF COURSE! INTER-SPECIAL BIRTH SO WE LEAVE THE CLEANING TO HIMCHAN!!!

                           WHO DID THIS!!!????

                                    At least Im getting ice-cream out of it....

                           *puts on biohazard suit* 

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A/N: And the pun war has reached its conclusion. One I wanted to put in here but didn't was: Throw a piano down a mineshaft and you'll get a flat minor. :D *badum tss* 

If anyone actually reads this note... What's your favorite pun? Or the worst pun you've ever heard??

And thank you new subscriber(s)!!! I have become a happy little cupcake because of you! :D

P.S. The picture for this chapter is why I changed Himchan's name.. HE REMINDED ME OF A BIRD WITH THAT MOVE! Because you have read this fabulous-trich Chan will visit your home in three days.. :P