Jingle Smells 1/2

A Best Absolute.... Not quite so Perfect Chatroom

 

HimDae'sBi$h has changed his name to SmartAsDumbAsJae

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Fabulous-trich has logged on

Fabulous-trich: HEY! GET YOUR LAZY ASSES UP! IT'S CHRISTMAS! :D

EatMyCheetos has logged on

SmartAsDumbAsJae has logged on

JaeloJello has logged on

EatMyCheetos: how even Himchan hyung?

Fabulous-trich: you like it? last night before u guys went to bed I set ur devices to go off on the highest level when I sent something

                        :D

EatMyCheetos: no i dont like it :P Junhong set all notifications and message alerts to the sound of a turkey screaming

                         so i got afraid that daehyun and yongguk hyung were making xmas dinner

                        ............ again

Fabulous-trich: heaven forbid

BusanBirthDaeS3X has logged on

BangMyA$$ has logged on

JaeloJello: so our hibernating bear hyungs have awoken!

BusanBirthDaeS3X: not very happily

BangMyA$$: i am on the same page as Dae

JaeloJello: y are you guys unhappy?

                 its freaking christmas morning

                EAT TINSEL AND HO HO HO MOTHER FUDGERS!!!

BusanBirthDaeS3X: well I was awoken by jae jumping on me and yelling...

BangMyA$$: .....and i was awoken by youngjae yelling in pain as daehyun sat on him and tried to smother him with a pillow

SmartAsDumbAsJae: sorry that my DYING ruined your siesta!!!

BangMyA$$: Asphyxiate en silencio, por favor

SmartAsDumbAsJae: and dae I was waking you so we could open gifts, ..

EatMyCheetos: what are you doing now youngjae-hyung?

BusanBirthDaeS3X: nursing his wounds

JaeloJello: hey, talking about presents

                 lets go open some!!! *charges to living room*

                       ....................

                 WHERE ARE THE GIFTS?!?!?!

BangMyA$$: What?!?!

EatMyCheetos: WHAT?!?!

SmartAsDumbAsJae: Are you joking right now?

BusanBirthDaeS3X: Don't tell me i nearly suffocated a man... er.. Youngjae for nothing!!!!

SmartAsDumbAsJae: Screw you Daehyun

BusanBirthDaeS3X: We all know how badly you want to Jae, no need to broadcast it.

EatMyCheetos: OOOOOHHHHH!!!!!

JaeloJello: *shots fired*

SmartAsDumbAsJae: Even so, I think we all know who would top...

BisanBirthDaeS3X: Obviously me as I doubt your soft body could harness enough force to-

BangMyA$$: ANYWAY!!!! Has anyone seen Himchan?

                    I feel like he knows a thing or two about these vanished gifts.....

 

Fabulous-trich: How true that is Yongguk.... :)
 

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A/N: I decided to split this into two parts because I don't know how long it will be :) Also, I did change the color of Youngjae's username so I hope it's easier to see. 

Thank you all my new subscribers!!! :D You all are awesome <3 And to everyone I wish a Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays for whatever you are celebrating!!

 

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ScarletUchiha
#1
Chapter 6: can't wait for the next update!
BAPlover716
#2
Chapter 6: YAY new chapter!! Can't wait until the next update!!!
prikken90 #3
Chapter 4: Yay new update!! Thank you ♡♡
BAPlover716
#4
Chapter 3: That was awesome!! Loved all the puns!
Baebaegopa #5
Chapter 1: Note one: should.not be read in public places...will look stupid when i laugh at my phone hysterically
Note two: I laughed way too much. I think i gained abs
ScarletUchiha
#6
Chapter 2: author-nim please update~
yongharu21
#7
Chapter 2: omg pun war, this is going to be so punny :D
yongharu21
#8
Chapter 1: ERMAGERED FINALLY YOU UPDATE I CAN LIVE AGAIN.
Oh god, oh god, this chapter just took virtual battles to a whole new level, like DAMN. NICELY DONE! CHYEAH! xDDD

ps you have to credit our shop in your foreword or else imma put you on the black list im so sorry forgive me T^T