Pun War 2/2
A Best Absolute.... Not quite so Perfect ChatroomJaeloJello: A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?"
BangMyA$$: And so it begins....
BusanBirthDaeS3X: when the cow tried to jump the barbed wire fence, it was udder destrution.
EatMyCheetos: Did you hear about the escaped midget fortune teller? he's a small medium at large.
HimDae'sBi$h: To write with a broken pencil is pointless!
JaeloJello: When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds..
BangMyA$$: These are worse than I thought!!
But here I go:
A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper
Fabulous-trich: More effort Bang! Like this:
Atheism is a non-prophet organization...
Two peanuts walk into a bar... one was a-salted
BangMyA$$: A backwards poet writes inverse.
BusanBirthDaeS3X: A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
Fabulous-trich: If you dont pay your excorcist will you get repossessed?
EatMyCheetos: Once youve seen a shopping center youve seen a mall
HimDae'sBi$h: Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Fabulous-trich: A bicycle cant stand on its own bcuz its two tired
JaeloJello: A good pun is its own re-word.
BusanBirthDaeS3X: A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat
HimDae'sBi$h: AND TIME'S UP!!!
BangMyA$$: And I can now stop cringing at these horrible jokes
EatMyCheetos: Would you say you couldn't handle that PUN-ishment?
JaeloJello: Nie one hyung!!! *raises hand for highest of fives*
EatMyCheetos: *looks away* Yuh-no.
HimDae'sBi$h: And the score is..... Yongguk: 2 Himchan: 4 Daehyun: 3 Me: 2 Jongup: 2 Zelo: 3.
Crap. That means our... winner... is.... Himchan.
...... I'll get the mop.
BusanBirthDaeS3X: And I'll get the trash bags...
Fabulous-trich: Actually... you guys put those down. I'll clean the entire dorm myself. Everyone, go out for dinner and stuff!!
JaeloJello: Do i need glasses or did i just read Himchan saying he'll clean the whole dorm
EatMyCheetos: Should I call 1-1-9?? Himchan are you okay?
BangMyA$$: Let's just not ask or he might make us pay him back..
HimDae'sBi$h: Yeah... *sneaks out*
Fabulous-trich: WAIT!!!
BangMyA$$: here it comes..
Fabulous-trich: Can you guys bring home some ice-cream for me??
BangMyA$$: Oh.. okay. See ya later...
BangMyA$$ has logged off
JaeloJello has logged off
BusanBirthDaeS3X has logged off
EatMyCheetos has logged off
HimDae'sBi$h has logged off
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45 minutes later
Fabulous-trich: Okay guys Im HOOOOMMME!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D Practice today was awful. :(
Where are you guys??
*scrolling up*
I dont remember this....
.........
*explodes*
THE FISHSTICKS?!?!?! I NEVER SAID ANY OF THIS!!!
OH OF COURSE! INTER-SPECIAL BIRTH SO WE LEAVE THE CLEANING TO HIMCHAN!!!
WHO DID THIS!!!????
At least Im getting ice-cream out of it....
*puts on biohazard suit*
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A/N: And the pun war has reached its conclusion. One I wanted to put in here but didn't was: Throw a piano down a mineshaft and you'll get a flat minor. :D *badum tss*
If anyone actually reads this note... What's your favorite pun? Or the worst pun you've ever heard??
And thank you new subscriber(s)!!! I have become a happy little cupcake because of you! :D
P.S. The picture for this chapter is why I changed Himchan's name.. HE REMINDED ME OF A BIRD WITH THAT MOVE! Because you have read this fabulous-trich Chan will visit your home in three days.. :P
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