Jingle Smells 2/2

A Best Absolute.... Not quite so Perfect Chatroom

JaeloJello: hyung what happened to our presents?

Fabulous-trich: Allow me to tell you

                        through song!!! *clears throat*

EatMyCheetos: cant you just tell us?

Fabulous-trich: NO

                        Ahem, *to the tune of Jingle Bells*

                       Dashing through the dorm
                       For presents you will find

                               That they have disappeared
                       Not a trace left behind

                       This is my revenge
                        Dont make me clean the dorm
                       Just listen to learn
                       What their fate has become

                       Jingle smells
                       Himchan yells
                       That one day you will rue
                       Ive hidden your presents
                       Near smells unpleasant
                       Just kidding, you'll find clues

BangMyA$$: You've stolen our gifts? I mean.. im not worried.. but the kids!!

Fabulous-trich: Not stolen... just relocated to a location of which only I know

BusanBirthDaeS3X: That is stealing

EatMyCheetos: See even Daehyun hyung knows that Himchan hyung

BusanBirthDaeS3X: Yeah...... Hey!!!

SmartAsDumbAsJae: Thank you Jongup :D

                                  So himchan hyung, how do we find our "clues"????

JaeloJello: Yeah!! Ive been expecting a new skateboard!!!

Fabulous-trich: simple... each of you has a clue hidden somewhere in the dorm, and by somewhere i mean it is surrounded
                         by stuff emitting an unpleasant smell.. clean up the area, find the clue, then head over to our dance practice room,
                         repeat to me the clue/quote and ill help you locate your gifts.. :)

BangMyA$$: aahhh.... but see you have revealed to us your location, so what if i were to just come over and... persuade you to tell me

                    ????????????

Fabulous-trich: no, i told you to go to the practice room... i wont be waiting there.. :P

EatMyCheetos: wow hyungs, he's legit thought this out...

Fabulous-trich: exactly. now go find your clues/quotes and merry sniffmas!!!

Fabulous-trich has logged off

BusanBirthDaeS3X:  i guess we have to start searching.. :P im kind of terrified of what smells surround my clue..

JaeloJello: im afraid its not the usual bad smell and more of something specific to each of us..

BangMyA$$: why do u say that????

JaeloJello: because I think i just found daehyun hyung's location

BusanBirthDaeS3X: where?!? WHERE?!?!

JaeloJello: im not sure you want this.. im in the kitchen..

BusanBirthDaeS3X: im coming!!!

SmartAsDumbAsJae: *refrains from making joke about innuendo* anywaayyy.... what exactly did you mean Junhong???

JaeloJello: welll.... the smell is... ummmm...

BusanBirthDaeS3X: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! #myprecious

JaeloJello: .......... burned cheescecake.. :P

EatMyCheetos: I would question wether you're serious but i just heard the most blood curdling scream..

BangMyA$$: i have instantly become both more terrified of and more in awe of himchan...

SmartAsDumbAsJae: let us search then.....

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2 hours later at the TS Ent building

EatMyCheetos: Has anyone found himchan hyung yet??? 

BusanBirthDaeS3X: Not a trace

SmartAsDumbAsJae: Seriously, theres not many places he could hide..

JaeloJello: i think ive found him! what should i do? he doesnt see me

BangMyA$$: just wait and we'll launch a group attack. where are you maknae???

JaeloJello: hiding around the corner down the hall from our practice room. the side w/ out the elevator

SmartAsDumbAsJae: im nearby, heading your way.. he'll regret this...

EatMyCheetos: aww yeah.. i didnt choke on the smell of spilled perfume bottles for nothing!!

BusanBirthDaeS3X: and he destroyed my love!!! this is war!!!!

JaeloJello: but what about youngjae hyung? is he second to cheesecake??

BusanBirthDaeS3X: ...... yeah... no one comes before my cheesecake!!!

SmartAsDumbAsJae: i dont know wether to feel offended or relieved... :(

BangMyA$$: im rounding the corner.. i see youngjae, daehyun, jongup.. where's Zelo???

                    oohhh... well i guess he didn't have to wait for us.. charging himchan down works too...

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Back at the dorm after a brutal stuggle but finding their gifts....

JaeloJello: my new skateboard is AWWWWEEEESOOOOOMMMMMEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

                and thanks for the tablet hyungs!! :'D

BangMyA$$: and this book of street art collections and this new mac are so cool!!!

SmartAsDumbAsJae: finally, a tablet to replace the one you guys wrecked! and these wood block puzzles are interesting, i wonder
                                  where you guys got them... and the bow in my hair was a nice touch :P

BusanBirthDaeS3X: who would have thought after having his handed to him on a plate, Himchan would still try to present
                                Youngjae as my present... seriously.. some people never learn. but whoever got me these international
                                 cookbooks... i will be your SERVANT!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D For all eternity!!

BangMyA$$: I did!!!

JaeloJello: I DID HYUNG!!!!!

SmartAsDumbAsJae: I did, Daehyunnnnnniiieeee!!!!!! ;)

BusanBirthDaeS3X: hmmmmmmmm............ well i guess there's no true way to tell, unless the true giver was willing to do
                                tasks that would prove his identity... :D

JaeloJello: Actually, i just remembered i was in charge of getting Jongup's gifts heheheh

BangMyA$$: and i handled himchan's!

SmartAsDumbAsJae: unless himchan or jongup claim to have done it, I GOT THEM DAEHYUN!! Now, serve me.....

Fabulous-trich has logged on

Fabulous-trich: well i see you guys are all fine and happy... :P Darn you all!!!!!

                         But thanks for the coffee shop gift cards and the clothes

                         I guess.....

                          <3

                          Hey, wheres Jongup????

JaeloJello: playing his video games :)

                  just out of curiosity,

                  i dont recall youngjae hyung telling us what the smell that surrounded his clue was...

BangMyA$$: the maknae has a point... what was your jingle smell, youngjae-ah???

SmartAsDumbAsJae: Well, i have a new tablet to break in... g'night!!

SmartAsDumbAsJae has logged off

BusanBirthDaeS3X: himchannie hyung???

Fabulous-trich has logged off

BangMyA$$: oh well then.... imma go to bed... night guys!

BangMyA$$ has logged off

BusanBirthDaeS3X: okay :D

                                .....................

                                >:D

BangMyA$$ has logged on

BangMyA$$: and don't force the answer out of youngjae, daehyun. im too sleepy for your loud ish tonight

BangMyA$$ has logged off

BusanBirthDaeS3X: fine then :(

BusanBirthDaeS3X has logged off

JaeloJello: Guys?!

                .................

                Aish

               Why do they always assume the maknae knows nothing?????

JaeloJello has logged off

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A/N: And here is part two!!! :D :D :D Hope everyone's day was wonderful. :) And i hope your gifts were cool too, I got the Rosetta Stone program for my computer, so now Imma learn more and explode Korean at my friends to confuse them. *proceeds to scare off friends because why the heck not*

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ScarletUchiha
#1
Chapter 6: can't wait for the next update!
BAPlover716
#2
Chapter 6: YAY new chapter!! Can't wait until the next update!!!
prikken90 #3
Chapter 4: Yay new update!! Thank you ♡♡
BAPlover716
#4
Chapter 3: That was awesome!! Loved all the puns!
Baebaegopa #5
Chapter 1: Note one: should.not be read in public places...will look stupid when i laugh at my phone hysterically
Note two: I laughed way too much. I think i gained abs
ScarletUchiha
#6
Chapter 2: author-nim please update~
yongharu21
#7
Chapter 2: omg pun war, this is going to be so punny :D
yongharu21
#8
Chapter 1: ERMAGERED FINALLY YOU UPDATE I CAN LIVE AGAIN.
Oh god, oh god, this chapter just took virtual battles to a whole new level, like DAMN. NICELY DONE! CHYEAH! xDDD

ps you have to credit our shop in your foreword or else imma put you on the black list im so sorry forgive me T^T