Pun Wars 1/2

A Best Absolute.... Not quite so Perfect Chatroom

BangMyA$$ has logged on

BangMyA$$ has invited NotByTheHairofMyChannieChin HimDae'sBi$h BusanBirthDaeS3X EatMyCheetos and JaeloJello to join a converation.

JaeloJello has accepted

BusanBirthDaeS3X has accepted

HimDae'sBi$h has accepted

EatMyCheetos has accepted

NotByTheHairofMyChannieChin has declined

BangMyA$$: I know weve been in Japan 4 a while

                    Whyd no one tell me about what happened while we were gone????? :O

EatMyCheetos: Whaddya mean hyung?

BangMyA$$: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT DO I MEAN IT LOOKS LIKE THERE WAS A TORNADO THEN A TSUNAMI THEN A WAR IN OUR DORM AND ISH IS EVERYWHERE!!!!

HimDae'sBi$h: I CAN VOUCH FOR THIS. I THINK I JUST SAW A TOAD GIVE BIRTH..... TO A RAT! HOPE YOU DON'T PLAN ON SLEEPING IN YOUR BED TONIGHT!!

JaeloJello: Whose bed was this on???!! :O :O :O

HimDae'sBi$h: EVERYONE'S! CAN YOU SPELL MASS REPRODUCTION?!?! I AM TRAUMATIZED!!!

NotByTheHairofMyChannieChin has joined.

NotByTheHairofMyChannieChin has changed his name to Fabulous-trich

Fabulous-trich: Srry, accidently clicked reject.

                        But now I'm back and ready to amaze you with my presence children.

BusanBirthDaeS3X: We have larger problems..

                               My dearest Jae has witnessed INTER-SPECIAL BIRTH!! IN OUR DORM!

Fabulous-trich: I'll just rent a hotel room 4 myself then.

                        Jongup Jello you may join meee!!!

BangMyA$$: This problem cannot be run run from. Namsayin?

EatMyCheetos: He doesn't mean.....

JaeloJello: I think he does...                    

BangMyA$$: THE DORM MUST BE CLEANED!!

JaeloJello: NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!                   

BangMyA$$: YES!!!!!

                     And so no one wimps out.. *cough*ChanMaknaesAllothermembersandCleaningServices*cough*

                     We will settle this the age old way

                      The victor will have witnessed a terrible battle that shall scar them for life; they shall not be the same.

                     They will never look at the world the same way again..

HimDae'sBi$h: PUN WAR!!!!!

BangMyA$$: I was thinking Roman Gladiator Fighting but that works too. That works too......

                    Learn us a thing, Jae.

HimDae'sBi$h: We'll have 7 minutes to type as many puns as we can. At the end of the 7 minutes, we'll see how many each person
                        made, and the person with the most wins and gets to assign everyone else responsibilities for cleaning while they don't
                        have to do any work.

BangMyA$$: Sounds good. Not as cool as full battle gear but it'll get the job done.

                     The battle begins in 3... 2... 1-

JaeloJello: A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?"

BangMyA$$: And so it begins....
 

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A/N: And so one of the greatest battles of our time began. 

       In other news, December approaches... Winter is coming. Stay warm, and be happy! :D 
 

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ScarletUchiha
#1
Chapter 6: can't wait for the next update!
BAPlover716
#2
Chapter 6: YAY new chapter!! Can't wait until the next update!!!
prikken90 #3
Chapter 4: Yay new update!! Thank you ♡♡
BAPlover716
#4
Chapter 3: That was awesome!! Loved all the puns!
Baebaegopa #5
Chapter 1: Note one: should.not be read in public places...will look stupid when i laugh at my phone hysterically
Note two: I laughed way too much. I think i gained abs
ScarletUchiha
#6
Chapter 2: author-nim please update~
yongharu21
#7
Chapter 2: omg pun war, this is going to be so punny :D
yongharu21
#8
Chapter 1: ERMAGERED FINALLY YOU UPDATE I CAN LIVE AGAIN.
Oh god, oh god, this chapter just took virtual battles to a whole new level, like DAMN. NICELY DONE! CHYEAH! xDDD

ps you have to credit our shop in your foreword or else imma put you on the black list im so sorry forgive me T^T