Junhong's DATING?!?!

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BusanBirthDaeS3X has changed his name to DaehyunNighthyunLOL

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Fabulous-trich has logged on

Fabulous-trich has changed his name to IFoundTheSettingsLOSERS

IFoundTheSettingsLOSERS has started a conversation with SmartAsDumbAsJae and DaehyunNighthyunLOL

SmartAsDumbAsJae: how'd you change your name hyung??? there's a lock on mine!!!

IFoundTheSettingsLOSERS: doesn't matter. THERE'S SOMETHING BIGGER!!

DaehyunNighthyunLOL: thts what she said.... i think

SmartAsDumbAsJae: grow up. and Himchan hyung IT MATTERS TO ME! 

DaehyunNighthyun: y do u wanna change it Jae?? I think it kind of suits you ;)

SmartAsDumbAsJae: watch it Daehyun or I may have to take your cheesecake!

IFoundTheSettingsLOSERS: as adorable as your arguments are, Daehyun and I have something to tell you Youngjae.

DaehyunNighthyunLOL: OH YEAH!! Can I tell him Himchan?!?!!

IFoundTheSettingsLOSERS: ok.

SmartAsDumbAsJae: make it quick. i'm busy.

DaeHyunNighthyunLOL: okay, so this past Valentine's Day.... I swear it's the most romantic thing-

SmartAsDumbAsJae: oh I get it. never would have matched you up, but I guess it's interesting. give it 4 months tops though. no
                                    offense. can I go now???

DaehyunNighthyunLOL: no! we're not dating. listen to the whole story!
                                       anywayz, we were in the maknaes' room cleaning and started straightening up Junhong's bed. Himchan tripped
                                       and fell on me. It was an accident, but-

SmartAsDumbAsJae: ummmmm.... why are you telling me this?! srsly Himchan? you slept with Daehyun in the maknaes' room? and on 
                                   Junhong's bed no less. Daehyun, can u just keep the stories of ur "escapades" to yourself? just..
                                   

IFoundTheSettingsLOSERS: HELL NO!!! HE'S NOT EVEN MY TYPE! Listen to the story!!!

DaehyunNighthyunLOL: IF I MAY CONTINUE!! anyway, we were straightening up Junhong's bed, and we found a box of chocolates!!

SmartAsDumbAsJae: ...........???

IFoundTheSettingsLOSERS: we think..... JUNHONG HAs A sECRET GIRLFRIEND!!!

SmartAsDumbAsJae: OHMYGOD!!! the maknae has a secret romance?!? 

DaehyunNighthyunLOL: IKR?!?! this means we must have a party!!!

SmartAsDumbAsJae: yeah!!

DaehyunNighthyunLOL: WITH LOTS OF CAKE!!!

SmartAsDumbAsJae: there's always an ulterior motive.... >.>

IFoundTheSettingsLOSERS: wait guys!!! let's not be too hasty-

DaehyunNighthyunLOL has left the conversation

SmartAsDumbAsJae has left the conversation

IFoundTheSettingsLOSERS: they're screwed.

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SmartAsDumbAsJae has started a conversation with JaeloJello and DaehyunNighthyunLOL

JaeloJello: yes hyungs?? I'm kind of in the middle of something.....

SmartAsDumbAsJae: :D :D ;) 

JaeloJello: ummmm.... what's wrong with youngjae-hyung??

DaehyunNighthyunLOL: he doesn't know the art of subtlety..... so, watcha busy doin?!????!!!!! Huh huh huh???? :D

JaeloJello: hangin with a friend from school and working on some homework :D

DaehyunNighthyun: ohhh. why couldn't you have them over here?? Is it a.... girl  friend???? :D

JaeloJello: yeeeesssss......

DaehyunNighthyunLOL: cool........ what's her name??? :D

JaeloJello: ummm... hyung, is there something I should know????? and why are you adding :D to each message??

DaehyunNighthyun: nothing! and no reason.. :D

JaeloJello: if that's all then..... 

SmartAsDumbAsJae: HOW LONG'S IT BEEN!!??? OHMYGOSH, THIS IS SO SWEET!!! WHEN'S THE WEDDING?!?! WHAT THEME DO 
                                  YOU WANT TO GO WITH?!?! I THINK A CHILDLIKE PURE YET FORMAL WEDDING WOULD BE GOOD!! WHICH
                                  MEANS WE NEED TO COORDINATE WHITES, BLUES, BUT ALSO SPLASHES OF OTHER COLOR! AND THE
                                  FOOD CAN'T STAIN!!! SPEAKING OF FOOD, SHOULD WE GO SWEET OR SPICY?! OH NO, I GOT RID OF MY GOOD
                                 WHITE SLACKS NOWIHAVETOGETANOTHERPAIR!! WHO'LL BE THE BRIDESMAIDS?? WHAT ABOUT THE BEST MAN?!
                                  HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?!

JaeloJello: ..........................

                  wat?? TL;DR

DaehyunNighthyunLOL: *facepalm* in short............ Youngjae....... is an IDIOT!

JaeloJello: why'd you say all that youngjae??

SmartAsDumbAsJae: give it up jello. WE KNOW YOU HAVE A SECRET GIRLFRIEND!!!

JaeloJello: hyung-

SmartAsDumbAsJae: don't be embarrassed. it's adorable!!!!

JaeloJello: Hyung-

SmartAsDumbAsJae: i do expect to meet her though

JaeloJello: HYUNG!!

SmartAsDumbAsJae: what?!

JaeloJello: I'M NOT DATING ANYONE!!! WHERE'D YOU EVEN GET THE IDEA?!?!?

SmartAsDumbAsJae: daehyun told me when he and himchan were cleaning up they found chocolates in your room. then you tell
                                  us u are "studying" with a girl from school.

JaeloJello: i AM studying!! hold up... daehyun and himchan hyung were snooping in my room?! DAEHYUN HYUNG!!!

DaehyunNighthyunLOL: what??? we were just cleaning and stumbled across it......

JaeloJello: just cleaning??? i had that hidden under my bed, behind some blankets, behind some clothes!

DaehyunNighthyunLOL: it wasn't just me!!!! himchan knocked me over!!!

JaeloJello: Still tho. whatever. I have to go

                  c u later hyungs :D

JaeloJello has logged off

DaehyunNighthyunLOL: that was.. abrupt..

SmartAsDumbAsJae: somethings off...

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4 hours later

IFoundTheSettingsLOSERS: jello-ah. what are those sounds coming from daejae's room????

JaeloJello: IDK.... i just told Youngjae... Daehyun knew something about who locked his username settings.....

                 .............

                  :)

IFoundTheSettingsLOSERS: but-but-but... those sounds are almost inhuman..... :O

JaeloJello: IDK what they do in their room. thts their business... don't be such a y old man.

                 Also.....

                  Don't snoop in my room. Such a shame though... these chocolates were supposed to be for all of us 2 share...

JaeloJello has logged off

IFoundTheSettingsLOSERS: but I WANT CANDY!!!!

IFoundTheSettingsLOSERS has logged off

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A/N: Sorry, it's been a while!!! Hope you like this and  I'll try to do another chapter within the next 2-3 weeks. Thank you everyone who has taken the time to read this and those who have subscribed!!!!!!!!!!! I love each of you super much and you all get a free balloon of your favorite member! *proceeds handing them out like a party store* :)

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ScarletUchiha
#1
Chapter 6: can't wait for the next update!
BAPlover716
#2
Chapter 6: YAY new chapter!! Can't wait until the next update!!!
prikken90 #3
Chapter 4: Yay new update!! Thank you ♡♡
BAPlover716
#4
Chapter 3: That was awesome!! Loved all the puns!
Baebaegopa #5
Chapter 1: Note one: should.not be read in public places...will look stupid when i laugh at my phone hysterically
Note two: I laughed way too much. I think i gained abs
ScarletUchiha
#6
Chapter 2: author-nim please update~
yongharu21
#7
Chapter 2: omg pun war, this is going to be so punny :D
yongharu21
#8
Chapter 1: ERMAGERED FINALLY YOU UPDATE I CAN LIVE AGAIN.
Oh god, oh god, this chapter just took virtual battles to a whole new level, like DAMN. NICELY DONE! CHYEAH! xDDD

ps you have to credit our shop in your foreword or else imma put you on the black list im so sorry forgive me T^T