Not so Mature...

A Best Absolute.... Not quite so Perfect Chatroom

BangMyA$$ has logged on

BusanBirthDaeS3X has logged on

HimDae'sBi$H has logged on

EatMyCheetos has logged on

JaeloJello has logged on

 

EatMyCheetos: Xpecting hyungs to be mature about choosing names...

JaeloJello: Ur 1st mistake

HimDae'sBi$h: HEY!!! I'M MATURE!!!

BusanBirthDaeS3X: yeah, u might be..

JaeloJello: and whats w/ the caps lock???

HimDae'sBi$h: MIGHT?!?!

                      and whoever made my name is lord of the lies!

                       keke... literacy 4 lyfe.

EatMyCheetos: no. Whoever made your name pointed out the obvious.

HimDae'sBi$h: 'S that supposed to mean?!

JaeloJello: nothing hyung!!! :) Yongguk hyung u on???

NotByTheHairofMyChannieChin has logged on

BangMyA$$: Chyeah, just hanging here watchin you guys unravel any glimmer of a tough rep we had...

                     Oh

                     And planning the accidental injury of whoever dreamed up my username...
 

NotByTheHairofMyChannieChin: ....... isnt that a bit harsh?

JaeloJello: sounds like fun!

NotByTheHairofMyChannieChin: slow it maknae. rude!

HimDae'sBi$h: Why do y-

BusanBirthDaeS3X: Shut up jae

HimDae'sBi$h: How'd you interru-

BusanBirthDaeS3X: you're lowering the intellect of the whole dorm

HimDae'sBi$h has logged off

EatMyCheetos: is the loving couple done fighting?

HimDae'sBi$h has logged on

HimDae'sBi$h: BUT WE'RE NOT A COUPLE!!!

                       THTS WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY!!!

JaeloJello: So there's no cause at all for someone giving you that username? :)

HimDae'sBi$h: NOOO!!!!!

NotByTheHairofMyChannieChin: Zero fanservice moments?

EatMyCheetos: No misinterpreted incidents?

JaeloJello: No affectionate gestures or speeches? 

BusanBirthdaeS3X: Thnx guys :D Its kinda funny cause he's sitting staring at his screen. Speechless for once.

BangMyA$$: Not to mention the time I came home l8 at night once & saw Jae asleep practically on Dae..

HimDae'sBi$h: I DRANK A LOT OF ALCOHOL

                       I WASN'T ASLEEP I WAS PASSED OUT

                       HE FELT LIKE A PUPPY

                       WAIT THAT LAST SENTENCE IS INVALID!!

EatMyCheetos: Screenshot taken. Shouldn't have said that!

NotByTheHairofMyChannieChin: Really?!

JaeloJello: He did! And hyung is now sitting cackling evilly! *joins in*

BangMyA$$: I can hear you and you sound like dying geese!! Not exactly scary!!!

HimDae'sBi$h: Hey!

                        My name implicates you too Chan!

                        No issue still?!

NotByTheHairofMyChannieChin: Wait what?!!

                                                    How did I not see this?

                                                    Srsly?! So now I'm not only a little pig from a kid's book, but a gay pig for Jae?

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EatMyCheetos: I would be relieved

                         But they probably logged off to scheme... >.>

                         Lol someone's screwed

BangMyA$$: Disappointing. I thought they'd know better

                     Scheming is best done when no one knows you're scheming..

BusanBirthDaeS3X: Like hyung?

BangMyA$$: Exactly

JaeloJello: But I'm innocent of yo dirty axe names!

EatMyCheetos: You realize that would mean you could only have created mine or Chan's names?

                         I'm hoping it's mine

                         Himchan's not quite as forgiving as me

BusanBirthDaeS3X: Jae actually physically left the room

                               With a grin on his face

                               I'm scared

JaeloJello: Just out of curiosity hyung, why aren't you bothered by Jae's name?

BangMyA$$: Yeah... I noticed that too..

BusanBirthDaeS3X: Cause

                                Who has time to be bothered by that

                                 When my name clearly means someone in the group acknowledges my attraction power?

EatMyCheetos: True.....

BusanBirthDaeS3X has logged off

EatMyCheetos: Lol JK 

                         He's gay for Jae :P

JaeloJello: Yup

                  Nice poetry skills hyung

                  Maybe you should be our sub-rapper

BangMyA$$: Not to ruin the party guys

                     But.... I'm pretty sure I hear rustling from elsewhere in the dorm

                     So Imma go to sleep and maybe whatevr hell is coming will pass me over

EatmyCheetos: I second that motion... G'night

BangMyA$$ has logged off

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JaeloJello: And thus the king and his son hid from two Evil Queens who were planning a ghastly death...

                 Little do they know the town crier knows a thing or two

                 

                 Keke~

JaeloJello has logged off

 

~3 hours later~

HimDae'sBi$h has logged on

HimDae'sBi$h: What do you know Junhong?

                        Wait, what do you mean by queen?!

                         Aish you gigantic runt!!

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A/N: I'm finally posting this chapter! Sorry guys. I would say school ish kept me from uploading, but part of the reason it took so long is cause I could not bring myself to physically type. (I actually typed some of it on Jello's birthday then stopped and finished it today) :P Thank you to yongharu21, chillua, and mokiom for subscribing when there was only a forward... Hugs and free food to you all!! And to anyone who looks at this!! 

Hope school is going well for everyone and that, as we get close to winter, you guys don't get sick! (I am and may have just infected half my grade by sharing my new pens. THIS IS WHERE KINDNESS GETS YOU!! AAARRRGGGHH!!) >:D

Anyways, I'm going to try to post the second chapter between Thurs and Saturday, and I mean it this time!!

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ScarletUchiha
#1
Chapter 6: can't wait for the next update!
BAPlover716
#2
Chapter 6: YAY new chapter!! Can't wait until the next update!!!
prikken90 #3
Chapter 4: Yay new update!! Thank you ♡♡
BAPlover716
#4
Chapter 3: That was awesome!! Loved all the puns!
Baebaegopa #5
Chapter 1: Note one: should.not be read in public places...will look stupid when i laugh at my phone hysterically
Note two: I laughed way too much. I think i gained abs
ScarletUchiha
#6
Chapter 2: author-nim please update~
yongharu21
#7
Chapter 2: omg pun war, this is going to be so punny :D
yongharu21
#8
Chapter 1: ERMAGERED FINALLY YOU UPDATE I CAN LIVE AGAIN.
Oh god, oh god, this chapter just took virtual battles to a whole new level, like DAMN. NICELY DONE! CHYEAH! xDDD

ps you have to credit our shop in your foreword or else imma put you on the black list im so sorry forgive me T^T