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EXO Text Messages
"May you live every day of your life."
- Jonathan Swift
For EXO
Enjoy~
Chanyeol: so they are spamming me on Instagram
Chanyeol: warning me
Chanyeol: about a book that was sent to me
Chanyeol: "by mistake"
Chanyeol: a book that has me as the main character
Chanyeol: a book that is about me doing stuff with one of you guys
Chanyeol: a book that might contain some drawings of me doing some stuff with one of you guys
Baekhyun: probably me?
Chanyeol: yeah,probably
Chanyeol: what a way to get into the new year
Sehun: how calm of you
Chanyeol: yeah,i have changed
Baekhyun: i changed you
Chanyeol: true
Chen: whose shoes are these?
Chen: put them in your own space! i am throwing them out
Sehun: Jongin's
Sehun: his closet is full,he said he will take care of it when he comes back
Kai: hyung,don't throw them out
Kai: i really have no space left
Chen: clear it up before tomorrow
Kai: okay
Kai: wait,i won't be there tomorrow
Chen: i know,i am kidding
Chen: our Jongin is so cute
Chen: also,please stop drinking Yixing hyung's fruit yoghurts
Chen: am i the only one who can see his note stickers on the fridge?
Sehun: i feel sorry all of a sudden since he is not here
D.O: Baekhyun,why did you stick a sticker on your laptop's camera?
Baekhyun: felt like someone was watching me through it
Kai: i heard one can actually do that,hack into your computer and watch and listen
Sehun: that is creepy
Sehun: actually useful if you were using it for good though
Baekhyun: yeah,and not to see my
Chanyeol: there is nothing to see in your
Baekhyun: how dare you
Suho: Chanyeol,is Minseok hyung in?
Chanyeol: yes,he is leaving tomorrow morning
Suho: why is his phone turned off?
Chanyeol: he says he can't find it and the battery must have died off
Suho: how can he not know where his phone is,he knows the whereabouts of everything and anything
Suho: even Baekhyun's hidden movies
Baekhyun: yeah,how does he do that? i hide very well
Suho: did he perhaps lost? we should get that line cancelled
Kai: no need
Kai: i got his phone
Kai: thought it was mine and took it with me this morning
Kai: turns out i left mine back in the practice room
Chanyeol: when will you come back?
Kai: in 2 minutes
Sehun: buy some snacks
Kai: we have snacks
Sehun: not the ones i like
Kai: cause you finished them in one go
Tao: forget snacks,eat healthy
Tao: new year is here
Sehun: must be nice,eating home cooked meal
Tao: you would be having them too if you came with me
Tao: u r gonna go home,right?
Sehun: yeah,tomorrow
Sehun: that is a long time
Tao: told you to come with me
Luhan: Hello ^^
Tao: gege!
Sehun: happy new year,hyung
Luhan: you too
Kai: how are you? getting a day off?
Luhan: yeah
Luhan: heard you guys r also taking a break?
D.O: Hey,hyung
Luhan: Hi,Kyungsoo
Luhan: still sane?
D.O: barely
Chanyeol: Hyung! ^^
Luhan: Hey,Chanyeol ^^
Suho: Hyung
Suho: Happy new year
Luhan: Heeeeey
Luhan: this is your year
Luhan: you and Yixing are going to hit big
Suho: will work hard,hyung
Luhan: as always ^^
Tao: Ge,watch us on 20th
Tao: well,Minseok hyung and me only
Luhan: of course
Luhan: where is Minseok?
Kai: he is turning on his phone right now
Luhan: how are you?
Kai: good
Kai: resting and eating all i want
Xiumin: Hey,Lulu
Luhan: Minseokkie ^^/
Xiumin: did you get scolded for telling Kris to call you?
Luhan: Nah
D.O: hyung,heard you did it only to let people know that you guys have been in contact
Luhan: maybe...
Baekhyun: whoa,hey,Luhan hyung
Baekhyun: hyung,hyung
Baekhyun: where is my envelope with full of money?
Luhan: where is my greeting,you brat?
Kris: Okay,i am here
Kris: what did i miss?
Tao: don't you know time?
Tao: you are late!
Kris: i was busy
Kris: and hello to you too
Kris: i wish you a healthy and successful new year too
Tao: why are you talking like me?
Suho: hey,hyung
Kris: hey
Chanyeol: Hi.hyung
Kris: Hi
D.O: Hello,hyung
Kris: Hey
Kai: hyung,hi
Kris: Jongin
Kai: did you get that message?
Kris: Yes,i did
Chanyeol: what message?
Kai: it is a secret
Chanyeol: i have seen you ,why r u keeping me secrets from me
Kai: wish i could keep my body secret too
Baekhyun: Kris hyung
Baekhyun: i miss you T.T
Kris: Hey,Baekhyun
Baekhyun: you better be busy in there
Baekhyun: get rich and buy a mansion
Baekhyun: then we can come over and have a party
Chen: i see eveyone is here
Chen: what is going on?
Sehun: Kris hyung is buying a mansion
Chen: already?
Kris: i am not buying a mansion
Chen: Hi,hyung
Chen: Hey,Luhan hyung
Luhan: Hi
Kris: Yes,hello
Kris: to everyone
Chanyeol: why not?
Luhan: why nto what?
Chanyeol: why isn't Kris hyung buying a mansion?
Luhan: cause he is an idiot
Kris: do you even know how much those things cost?
Chanyeol: i don't know
Chen: only those who plan to buy one know how much they cost
Baekhyun: hyung,do u not want us in your mansion? T.T
Kris: Baekhyun,please
Baekhyun: why? this is fun
Kris: i wouldn't invite you even if i had one anyway
Baekhyun: why not?
D.O: you are actually asking that?
Kris: Because,Baekhyun,you will probably come over with a cabbage and a radish as presents
Kris: and finish all my drinks
Baekhyun: ^^ how do you know me so well?
Tao: fascinating
Tao: i can actually hear his annoying voice saying that
Baekhyun: come on,hyung
Baekhyun: u know i don't even like to drink
Baekhyun: i drink for the fun of it
Kris: and that makes you even more scary
Kai: but drunk Baekhyun hyung is fun
Chanyeol: rememer when he cried and said that and did that,u know? ^^
Kai: yeah ^^
Sehun: i don't think any of us will ever forget when he cried and said that and did that,u know?
Luhan: drunk Yixing is hilarious
Luhan: where is Yixing? i just talked to him
Chen: i thought we were all here
Lay: i am here
Lay: eating
Lay: u guys go on ^^ i am reading
Chanyeol: you r not getting stalked in there,r u?
Kris: still do
Kai:
Kris: yeah,but Lulu gets worse than me
Xiumin: but still better than before,right?
Luhan: of course,nothing to worry about
Luhan: i am fine,really
Luhan: i get to sleep a lot,i even had some time to work out
Lay: you need to be happy
Lay: Lulu ^^
Luhan: i will ^^
Kai: Lulu
Luhan: i am still 4 years older than you
Kai: and you are still my son
Kris: still the same,i see
Chen: a lot happened though
Kris: like what?
Baekhyun: a gay book with Chanyeol got published
Kris: what?
Suho: what?
Chanyeol: it did not get published
Chanyeol: and i had no idea about it till today
Chanyeol: we will just see when i receive the parcel
Suho: i am getting a headache
Sehun: just like when you heard about that movie with characters "Baekhyun" and "Sehun"
Baekhyun: Kyungsoo actually didn't strangle me in any way that day
D.O: felt like u got enough for one day
Baekhyun: so you do care about me ^^
Chen: i think we can all agree on that since that night Kyungsoo fed you
D.O: don't talk about that night
Baekhyun: never talk about that night
Baekhyun: we don't talk about that night
Bakhyun: that night didn't happen
Baekhyun: that night doesn't exist
D.O: you can keep saying that
D.O: that night is not going to stop being true,being that it already happened and everything
Baehyun: i hate you
D.O: i know
Tao: i think it was cute
Chen: almost as cute as you
Tao: alright,what do you want from me?
Xiumin: Baekhyun
Xiumin: to think that,of all the stuff you have done,that is the one you are actually embarrassed about...
Baekhyun: well,i am also embarrassed about the stuff i said when i talked to Kris hyung that day
Baekhyun: and i also know what u guys said that day
Sehun: forget that night
Kai: that night didn't happen
Chanyeol: that night doesn't exist
Baekhyun: yeah,u guys can keep saying that
Baekhyun: that is not gonna make the night disappear,as it being already happened
Chen: do you think he will lose his memory if we can hit him hard enough in the right place?
Baekhyun: i think it was cute
Lay: I am done ^^
Lay: what r we talking about?
Luhan: weren't u reading?
Lay: got up to wash the dishes
Lay: and u guys type so fast
Chen: Kris hyung is buying a mansion
D.O: and Baekhyun is going to get him a radish
Baekhyun: and a cabbage
Suho: you guys are still on the cabbage?
Sehun: why?
Sehun: then you want us to go back to the gay movie?
Suho: what?
Kris: what?
Thank you~
EXO Text Messages: Bonus will be out when EXO has their comeback.
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