I Told Him to Tell Him to Tell Him
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"I like nonsense,it wakes up the brain cells.Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living."
- Dr.Seuss
I am so tired right now but i wanted to write an update for you guys ^^
Aren't i nice?
I wish to apologize in advance for being extremely high from exhaustion but still writing this chapter.
This chapter may or may not make sense.
Enjoy~
Suho: Chanyeol,where r u?
Suho: where is my coffee?
Chanyeol: i am back at the dorm,what coffee?
Suho: didn't Sehun tell you to get us coffee before leaving?
Chanyeol: no? was he supposed to?
Suho: well,i did ask him to tell you to get us some coffee
Sehun: i told Yixing hyung,i had to leave so i told him to tell Chanyeol hyung to get coffee before leaving
Suho: u told Yixing to remember something?
Chanyeol: Yixing hyung? seriously?
Lay: hey,i did not forget that
Lay: but Lulu called me so i saw Kyungsoo and i told him to tell Chanyeol to get coffee
Luhan: don't call me Lulu
Kris: because only i can,right?
Luhan: don't make me swear in front of the kids,Yifan
Kai: why? u do it all the time
Luhan: ^^
Kai: Kyungsoo is sleeping,but he told me to tell Chanyeol hyung to get you coffee
Kai: and later on i ran into Baekhyun hyung in the bathroom and
Suho: i don't care,where is coffee?
Suho: please
Baekhyun: what was that kid's name...
Baekhyun: oh yeah,Tao
Baekhyun: he was leaving when i was coming in so i told him
Tao: u told me what?
Baekhyun: that Junmyeon hyung told Sehun to tell Chanyeol to get coffee but Sehun told Yixing hyung
Baekhyun: and Yixing hyung told Kyungsoo and Kyungsoo told Jongin and Jongin told me and i told you to tell Chanyeol to get coffee for Junmyeon hyung
Tao: oh yeah,i told Yifan gege to get some and also buy some snacks
Suho: Kris hyung? T.T
Kris: Jongdae
Kris: where is Kim Jongdae,i gave him my wallet,he went out to buy food for everyone
Kris: and coffee,Junmyeon,don't worry
Chanyeol: i am going to sleep now
Chanyeol: hope you will find your coffee
Suho: what is this,why isn't he picking up his phone
Tao: maybe he ran away with Duizhang's wallet
Tao: i always knew he can't be trusted
Chen: ya,i am waiting in the line
Chen: even the mighty Kim Jongdae can't cut the line
Xiumin: mighty Kim Jongdae? ^^
Chen: yes,peasent,what do you want?
Xiumin: ?
Chen: i am so sorry,hyung
Chen: i thought Tao would answer
Chen: so sorry,i would never say that to you
Chen: you know that,right? i love you,hyung!
Tao: we debuted last year,we are on a break
Tao: and u r calling yourself mighty Kim Jongdae?
Sehun: Tao,where the are you?
Tao: i am coming,i am coming,stop asking
Sehun: u said u would be here 20 minutes ago
Tao: and?
Sehun: it has been 22 minutes
Tao: u r annoying
Tao: let's break up
Sehun: as if i would date a frog face like you
Baekhyun: you two need to stay away from each other for a while
Kai: what happened?
Kai: did hyung get his coffee?
Sehun: apparently Yixing hyung told Kyungsoo hyung to tell Chanyeol hyung to get Junmyeon hyung's coffee
Sehun: and somehow now Jongdae hyung is buying it
Tao: Jongdae hyung stole Yifan gege's wallet
Chen: u piece of
Kris: Junmyeon
Kris: next time,
Kris: just get your own coffee
Suho: i never regretted anything this much in my life
Suho: and i have to say,i regretted lots of things
Luhan: it is just like how we live in the dorm
Luhan: last night,Sehun yelled for an hour to get the room's light turned off
Sehun: but i was already in my bed
Sehun: comfortable and ready to sleep
Sehun: i had to get someone else do
Sehun: u guys are just all jerks to not help me
Kai: i helped you
Sehun: yeah,u turned it on and off until my eyes hurt and u left it on
Sehun:
Luhan: thought we were minding our language?
Sehun: yeah,i thought about that
Sehun: it is not gonna work
Suho: then u and Tao should just talk in private
Suho: i don't even know how u know those words
Sehun: then i called for Kyungsoo hyung and he was busy so he called for Minseok hyung but he was already sleeping
Sehun: and then Luhan hyung asked for help from Yifan hyung who was putting on mask and asked for Yixing hyung
Sehun: who got distracted on the way by Baekhyun hyung and then Chanyeol hyung actually turned it off for me
Sehun: but then Tao came and then
Baekhyun: we get it,we get it
Baekhyun: we at doing the things we are asked to do
Chen: done
Chen: i'll be there in 3 minutes
Sehun: Tao!
Tao: i am almost there,why do u have to drag me to get ur hair dyed?
Sehun: u said u wanted to come!
Tao: i said i don't want u to go
Sehun: so i told u to come over!
Baekhyun: u two want the same ing thing
Baehyun: now shut up and kiss
Baekhyun: ^^
Sehun: hyung,not funny
Lay: i think it was funny
Kris: u think everything Baekhyun said is funny
Lay: true
Lay: he is funny ^^
Luhan: what has Chanyeol been doing?
Luhan: why is he snoring this loud?
Baekhyun: right? right?! record it,i cant sleep at night because of him and he won't believe me
Kai: i have been observing Junmyeon hyung for a while now
Chen: i have to go,something came up
Suho: i beg your pardon?
Chen: don't worry,i saw Yixing hyung at the entrance
Chen: told him to give it to you
Chen: don't worry,i am pretty sure he will go straight to you
Suho: why
Suho: why do u guys
Suho: why
Kai: i think his soul is slowly leaving his body,he is just staring at his phone
Anyone here has an EXO blog?
Write me on Tumblr so i can check out your blog and maybe follow you?
I need more blogs to follow.
Now,i am off to sleep.Please leave me lots of love and comments ^^
Bye bye~
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