When Chen Actually Likes You,The Idiot and Mom.
EXO Text Messages
"Where there is love there is life."
- Mahatma Gandhi
Look who is finally actually updating ^^
Enjoy~
Cause you never know when the next one will be.
Baekhyun: Kim Jongdae
Baekhyun: I saw you ^^
Baekhyun: i saw you holding her hand and opening the door for her and smiling at her and watching her leave
Baekhyun: our Jongdae is actually really sweet
Baekhyun: he has a heart
Baekhyun: who knew T.T
Chen: what do u mean "actually"?
Baekhyun: u never open the door for me
Chen: u r kidding
Baekhyun: when did u ever open the door for me?
Chen: why the hell would i open the door for you?!
Baekhyun: see? he just doesn't care about me
D.O: you should slam the door on his face
Baekhyun: did u see them last night?
D.O: i did
D.O: u two look good,hyung
Chen: thanks?
Baekhyun: how come u never call me hyung unless we r shooting?
D.O: why woud i call you hyung unless we r shooting
Kai: what are u guys talking about?
Chanyeol: Jongdae's crush
Kai: what now? hyung has a crush?
Chen: it is not a crush!
Baekhyun: it is not
Baekhyun: it is love
Chen: i will literally shove you through that door you love so much,Baekhyun
Kai: why am i hearing this only now?
Lay: i think u two suit very well ^^
Chen: hyung,thanks,really
Chen: but it is not like that
Xiumin: i think they are all just surprised to see you be so nice to someone
Xiumin: since you usually ignore them or plot their deaths
Chen: hyung T.T
Kai: who? what crush? why do i not know a thing about this?
Luhan: cause u r absolutely clueless about almost everything?
Sehun: to put it politely: you are an idiot
Kai: and you are suppose to be my best friend
Sehun: i thought Taemin was your best friend
Kai: he is and you are too!
Kai: wait,are you still sulking about that? it was like a month ago!
Sehun: yes
Sehun: but that doesn't change the fact that you are an idiot
Suho: does anyone know where Tao is?
Suho: has anyone heard from him or has seen him today?
Suho: his phone is off,he was suppose to eat lunch with me and he is not here
Suho: i didn't see him last night,where is he?
Kris: he is sleeping
Kris: calm down
Suho: oh
Kris: mom
Suho: don't call me that
Suho: then i would have to call you dad and it would be just so weird
Lay: why?
Sehun: no reason ^^
D.O: Tao is gonna be mad that he missed this
D.O: perfect opportunity to tease Jongdae hyung
Chen: yeah,i still don't get why the kid hates me
Kris: cause your relationship with him is purely made out of insults?
Chen: Nah
Chen: there must be something else ^^
Baekhyun: do u wish her good night through phone?
Chen: i did
Chen: once or twice
Chen: why?
Baekhyun: and u throw your sock at me!
Kai: who is she? why don't i know about this? how comes i get to know the last whenever something happens in this group?
Chanyeol: we will never know how nice Jongdae is to people that he doesn't hate
Suho: if u don't have anything to do
Suho: go to sleep
Suho: u all always talk like lunatics
Sehun: but we are your lunatics
Suho: no
Suho: please
Kris: mom
Suho: hyung!
Suho: also,make sure to put that cream on Tao's back
Kris: Already did.Fell asleep while i was doing it
Suho: good,he is finally getting some sleep
D.O: would you people stop shoving all these rubbish into my locker?!
Baekhyun: but yours is the only one that has actual space left in it
D.O: what are you talking about? Luhan hyung's and Minseok hyung's are practically empty
Chanyeol: but they are neat freaks and they are hyungs
D.O: what about Jongin's or Sehun's?
Chanyeol: look
Chanyeol: we just really like messing with you
Luhan: amuse me
Luhan: i am gonna fall asleep
Luhan: but i can't
Xiumin: still not done?
Luhan: no T.T u should have come with me
Sehun: Jongdae hyung has a crush
Baekhyun: he is in love
Chen: i swear,Byun Baekhyun!
Luhan: go on ^^
Sehun: Jongin just realized he is an idiot
Luhan: about time
Kai: ....
Sehun: Chanyeol hyung and Baekhyun hyung are like those elementary school kids who annoy the girls they actually have crush on
Luhan: Kyungsoo?
Sehun: Yeah,Kyungsoo hyung
D.O: why did i join this group?
Chanyeol: cause u like us back too
D.O: stop that!
Chanyeol: sorry
Chanyeol: i just didn't sleep for a really long time
Sehun: Tao and Kris hyung are asleep together
Sehun: no idea where mom is
Sehun: Kyungsoo hyung refuses to tell us his whereabout
Sehun: probably covering up some murder stuff
Kai: i still don't know who Jongdae hyung is crushing on
Chen: how u can be so clueless
Lay: so u do have a crush on her ^^
Chen: maybe
Baekhyun: why are you,an ,being so easy-going with this?
Baekhyun: is there anyone else? and you are just doing this so we won't notice?
Baekhyun: or that was your plan from the start and u really do like her for real!
Chen: who knows
Chen: u will never know
This text happened when Kris and Luhan were still in EXO
I hope you guys understand that these texts have no chronological order
Please don't ask me for Kris or Luhan if they aren't in the text
It means the text happened after they left.
...
Just trust me,please?
I know what i am doing.
On the other note; look how precious Chen is ^^
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