Tao's Favorite Gege.
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This chapter is such a mess.
What can I do? There are 12 members T.T
Suho: Tao, where r u?
Tao: dorm, going to take a nap, why?
Tao: do I have to go back?
Suho: u left a note on Kris hyung's locker
Tao: I did?
Suho: "my favorite gege"
Suho: I thought I was your favorite gege
Tao: and I thought u were going to say something important
Tao: I'm going to sleep, hyung. See u later
Baekhyun: ur mom is jealous, baby Tao
Sehun: why r u jealous cause of that poop face?
Tao: I don't have energy for u, Oh Sehun
Tao: maybe tomorrow night, k?
Sehun: that is not funny
Chen: ur relationship amuses me very much
Chen: one moment u r ready to bite each other's head off
Chen: then the next moment u guys are all tangled up in one bed
Tao: Sehun gets tangled up in bed with everyone
Sehun: I'll burn your clothes. Just go to bed and get moldy and old
Lay: hey
Lay: u told me that I was your favorite???
Lay: Huang Zi Tao
Tao: yes, that is me
Tao: seriously, I haven't slept for like 2 months
Tao: can't we do this — if we really have to do it — later?
Lay: no
Lay: u tell that I'm your favorite
Lay: and that that that u love me the most whenever I buy u food!
Sehun: Yixing hyung is so cute
Sehun: he is now stuttering even through a text
Luhan: cute
Luhan: Yixing is cute
Kris: u guys are all cute
Kris: because I'm Tao's real favorite
Suho: I'm hurt
Tao: I never knew you could be so petty
Tao: please, just let me sleep
Tao: usually none of you give a about me
Chanyeol: u told me that, too
Chanyeol: and I even gave your half of my ramyeon
D.O: that is true love
Baekhyun: I knew you were lying when you declared how I was your favoirte and most beloved and treasured
Baekhyun: because I was the funniest, the most handsome, the most caring, the most charming and charismatic
Tao: I never said that
Sehun: is there anyone here u haven't lied to, Huang Zi Tao?
Tao: I'm gonna u. Shut up
Kris: just tell them I'm your favorite and go to sleep
D.O: and all those sweet words were just to get score some food?
Chen: you know I was so happy to know that I was your favorite. I feel so empty
Xiumin: my life is now meaningless
Chen: exactly. What's to live for now?
Tao: now u guys are just teasing me
Luhan: all I wanted to was Tao's love
Xiumin: I get what you mean
Chen: we all do
Tao: stooooop that's enough
Baekhyun: I just wanted him to look at me and me only
Kris: I worked so hard though
Tao: such sweet words
Tao: from people who tried to kill me at least once
D.O: choose
Chen: we're gonna kill each other if you don't
Kai: what are we eating tonight? are we eating?
D.O: go home and get some sleep
D.O: u have become nothing but bones
Kai: yes, wife
D.O: stop that. I'll smash your balls
Kai: I see you're feisty today
Tao: is this ting?
Kris: no
Sehun: pay attention!
Sehun: Tao has been manipulating all of you to get what he wanted
Tao: I'm tired, I'm hungry, I'm tired, my back hurts, I'm tired, I'm sleepy and I'm tired
Tao: doesn't this make you guys feel anything?
Chen: of course it does
Chen: it makes me extremely happy
Tao: I love all of u and u guys already know that cause I told you while crying. But you guys are just being plain asses now
Chen: did you just
Chen: all of your hyungs r asses now?
Tao: No ...
Tao: Sehun and Kai, too
Sehun: you're dead tonight
Tao: I can get out of this. Watch
Tao: Lu ge is actually very thoughtful and detailed.
Tao: Jongin is a good friend as long as I don't wake him up or eat his food
Tao: Minseok hyung changes my bed sheets for me when I don't want to, which is always. He's very mature
Tao: Joonmyun hyung has amazing self-control. I've never seen anyone so determined and focused
Tao: Sehun is an
Tao: Chanyeol hyung likes to play with me and Baekhyun hyung always cusses at me and makes fun of me, but still protects me if someone else tries to do it and I love that
Tao: Yixing ge can be scarily detailed even though he is very forgetful
Tao: he never forgets the important things I said to him
Tao: Sehun is a
Tao: Kyungsoo is the only sane person in this insane group
Tao: but he's very sadistic and has a dry sense of humor
Tao: Jongdae hyung lets me drink alcohol in secret
Tao: u guys are all good and funny and protective and cool and handsome
Tao: good? happy now? are we done?
Chen: it is now clear that you don't know the meaning of the word "secret"
Luhan: I still think u r a
Baekhyun: and I still think you're ugly and gren
Baekhyun: *green
Chanyeol: r we confessing our loves to Tao now?
Chen: having all these members is hard
Chen: and u all type so fast
Xiumin: kids from new generation
Xiumin: so different
Sehun: all I got from this conversation is that I'm an and a
Tao: glad you got that
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