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EXO Text Messages"The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
- Mark Twain.
You guys are so sweet T^T
Thank you...
Enjoy~
Sehun: wow
Sehun: hyung
Sehun: whoever u are,you didn't have to do this
Sehun: flower,really?
Sehun: i know i am pretty and all but u didn't have to gift me with this many flowers
Baekhyun: is someone trying to seduce you?
Sehun: such a burden to be this handsome
Baekhyun: when did this kid become like this?
Chen: he was always like this
Tao: it is called flower bouquet,u
Tao: and it is not for you,it is for me
Sehun: then why did you leave it on my bed?!
Tao: to show it off
Sehun: assbutt
Tao: aren't they beautiful?
Sehun: unlike you,yes
Chanyeol: maybe Tao really did gave you the flowers
Chanyeol: and just got shy when you texted everyone like this
Lay: they are so cute
Sehun: we are not!
Tao: we are not!
Suho: cute
Sehun: not funny!
Tao: hyung!
Lay: must be nice to have someone special in your life
Chen: hyung ^^
Chen: you will soon have a girlfriend and you will be the best boyfriend for her
Chen: you are naturally very romantic
Luhan: a bit dumb,but yeah,romantic ^^
Lay: how?
Baekhyun: u fed Kris hyung in bed when he got sick
Baekhyun: u always wash my back for me ^^
Baekhyun: u r cute and innocent
Lay: no,i meant how am i dumb?
Baekhyun: ummm,u end up catching Kris hyung's cold while feeding him
Chanyeol: washed Baekhyun's back with a shampoo
Lay: they all smell nice
Chanyeol: u do know how to read,right?
Chen: you believed me when i said Jongin has a massive
Chen: and that is why he always wears pants at home even if it is hot
Kai: so i owe you my gratitute for Yixing hyung hugging me and telling me that i am okay the way i am?
Chen: He did that? awww
Kai: hyung!
Lay: so you don't have a massive ?
Kai: no,hyung.
Lay: then is it small?
Kai: no,it's normal,hyung,what the hell.Please
Kris: Yixing,stop scaring Jongin
Sehun: who knew Jongin could be so shy
Chanyeol: he is very romantic too
Kai: huh? me?
Chanyeol: you have dogs.You love your dogs.Any guy who loves dogs is romantic
D.O: what kind of reason is that?
Chen: this drama is boring
Chen: these things never happen in real life,and it is too cheesy to call it romantic
Luhan: they seem so cause you have never been in love
Chen: oh,so you have been in love?
Kris: Minseok
Luhan: wanna get kicked in your face?
Kris: what? i am just calling for Minseok
Xiumin: yes?
Kris: just felt like saying your name
Chen: oh,come on.People don't look that good under rain!
Chen: hair doesn't just stand that way
Baekhyun: why do u sound like a guy who got dumped?
Chen: wish i really did get dumped.That means i had a girlfriend at some point
Chen: a perfectly romantic guy is being wasted in here!
Lay: how do you treat your girlfriend? surely not like how you do to us...
Chen: i am super nice ^^
Chen: it just comes out naturally,i would want to please her in every way
Chanyeol: Hmmmmm ^^
Chen: what?
Chanyeol: Hmmmmm ^^
Chen: stop that
Baekhyun: Hmmmmm ^^
Chen: you idiots,you guys will never get girlfriends
Baekhyun: why you think so?
Baekhyun: i am a very charming man,you know?
Chen: Hmmmmmm ^^
Tao: i feel like Baekhyun hyung would wake up his girlfriend by splashing water on her face
Sehun: like he did to you?
Tao: that was different.He spit on me
Baekhyun: I did not spit on you! I spit out the water that was in my mouth.There is a difference
Suho: i will never ask you to wake anyone ever again
Baekhyun: hey,it was effective
Suho: hearing Tao's shriek in the dawn is not something i wanna go through again
Tao: i did not shriek
D.O: right
D.O: you screamed
D.O: as if someone bit your
Baekhyun: how does one scream when they get their bitten?
D.O: shall i let your hear with your own voice?
Baekhyun: you are so not cute!
D.O: when did i ever said i was cute?
Baekhyun: scary evil doll
Sehun: doll?
Baekhyun: he is small ^^
Chanyeol: yeah,and you are so big ^^
Suho: Kyungsoo,did you have a girlfriend before?
D.O: Guess
Tao: i thought Kyungsoo
Tao: never mind
Xiumin: now that i think about it,i don't know much about Kyungsoo
Chen: scary Kyungsoo,scary T.T
Kris: Jongin?
Kai: Yes?
Kris: did Kyungsoo have a lover before?
Kai: i don't know.Why are you asking me?
Luhan: cause you are the only one he talks to ^^
D.O: how mean.I treat you guys equally
Baekhyun: huh?
D.O: except Baekhyun
Baekhyun: i am your hyung,you
D.O: except Baekhyun hyung
Sehun: Kyungsoo hyung
Sehun: if you had a week with your lover.Where would you take her?
D.O: just stay at home
D.O: there are lots of things you can do at home
Sehun: boring.
Tao: you will die alone.
D.O: i bet you will get dumped the moment you confess
Kris: you mean rejected?
D.O: nah,if i were a girl i would accept his confession and then when he is all "really?" i would say no and walk away
Tao: i would never fall for a girl like you
Tao: and you are missing out a lot.Unlike you,i like to go out and travel
Xiumin: Like you took out Sehun?
Baekhyun: walking on the beach together
Baekhyun: how romantic ^^
Tao: Sehun begged to come
Sehun: Tao begged me to come
Tao: you idiot
Sehun: Ya!
Kai: Tao may be charming,he gives lots gifts and is kind
Kai: even though he is whiny and too needy
Chanyeol: why do we never have foooood?
D.O: cause you always eat them all
Suho: has anyone seen Yixing?
Kai: thought he was with you?
Suho: was
Suho: he is gone,his phone is here
Kris: bathroom?
Suho: checked
Kris: well,he didn't come here
Chanyeol: Baekhyun,when will you ever clean your bed?
Baekhyun: when you become as tall as me
Xiumin: me and Luhan are heading back
Xiumin: anything you guys want? Chanyeol,Jongdae? who else is home?
Tao: Can you bring that bread with that thing that you brought the other day? it was super delicious
Xiumin: sure ^^
Chen: ah,of course he can't confess.Cause he loves her too much.So he needs to let her go
Chen: bull
Chen: you all end up together anyway
Kris: Junmyeon,where did you go? i found Yixing
Suho: 2nd floor,where is he?
Kris: the very room you just left
Suho: ???
Kris: you should have checked behind the couch,he is sleeping
Suho: of course he is,i am coming
Baekhyun: Tao?
Baekhyun: why do you have condoms in your locker?
Tao: what? i don't!
Sehun: condoms?
Suho: condoms
Suho: what condoms? Tao?
Suho: you have someone? but i thought,
Suho: who? Tao?
Tao: they are not mine,i swear
Tao: i am not dating!
Baekhyun: guys
Kris: Tao,you have to be honest
Tao: what,you don't believe me?
Kris: i know how one can become when they are in love,don't give me attitude
Luhan: how come we didn't know?
Chen: this doesn't make sense.Tao cannot be dating
Baekhyun: guys
Chanyeol: when did he
Chanyeol: this is serious
D.O: what do we do?
Kai: we tell.At least to some people.
Baekhyun: guys
Sehun: how come you never told me?
Tao: calm down,
Tao: what the hell,i dont know who put them there but i don't have anyone!
Tao: i have been loyal to my right hand for heaven knows how long!
Baekhyun: guys,it is a chocolate
Baekhyun: in shape of a
Tao: i remember
Tao: someone kept giving me those! so i just put them there,and,hyung!
Chanyeol: you,Baekhyun
Kai: back to practice
Chen: and here i thought the kid has some balls
Xiumin: what the hell did i miss? Tao i bought your bread
Suho: give me a break....
Kris: wow,they really look like condoms
Baekhyun: he came down,running with all his might ^^
Kris: why do you have so much?
Tao: i don't know,someone keeps sending me.For 2 months now
Baekhyun: let's eat them ^^
Tao: one of these days,i am gonna gift them to fans,in hope to give them back to their owner
Tao: hold on,Baekhyun hyung
Tao: why did you even open my locker?!
Here,wet Jongdae
Hope he will visit you in your dream tonight~
in case anyone wonders; the title of the chapter is not related to the chapter itself.
It was just 4 pm in here when i updated.
Also,yummmm >.<
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