EXO Manhwa?
EXO Text Messages"Can i come in?
No,i am in a towel!
I am blind!"
- James Patterson.
Damn it,i am trying to focus on something serious and important (like how y Lay is) but Baekhyuns' voice keeps playing in my head
in the most annoying and persuasive way,orz.
Yes,he will be the main hero in this one ^^
Enjoy~
Baekhyun: guys
Baekhyun: EXO!
Baekhyun: guys,kids,mom,dad,people,Chanyeol!
Baekhyun: i have a brilliant idea
Chanyeol: we r not dressing up anyone
Baekhyun: u guys r boring
Baekhyun: but not that one,not this time
Baekhyun: we should have our own Manhwa!
Baekhyun: think about how cool would it be?!
Kris: we kind of do have
Kris: lots of them
Kris: and we r usually in them
Suho: u should seriously stop going on to that site
Chen: Which one?
Suho: Tumblr
Lay: what if you get caught?
Kris: i won't
Kris: i am smart
Baekhyun: no,but really,EXO Manhwa
Kris: u at drawing
Baekhyun: u more
Kai: An action one?
Baekhyun: Romantic? ^^
Kai: but they r all the same
Kai: one super cool,smart,handsome and talented guy and a clumsy,honest,innocent,fragile but super strong and lovely girl
Baekhyun: u can be the cool,smart,handsome and talented guy
Kai: i am in
Baekhyun: or u can be someone bit different
Baekhyun: strong and silent,always sits under a tree for some reason,gets good grades but don't even carry a book
Baekhyun: ur parents are mystery,no siblings and no lover seen
Baekhyun: but in reality u r a loving son of a normal family
Baekhyun: and u r actually really cocky,arrogant but awkward so u don't get to talk so much
Chanyeol: u really have put a lot of thought into this,huh?
Baekhyun: no,i am just making all of these up on the way
Luhan: so who is Jongin's girl?
Baekhyun: Kyungsoo
D.O: can't we just kill Baekhyun?
Baekhyun: Kyungsoo is the cold and straightforward senior who extinguishes Jongin's fire
Baekhyun: Jongin falls for him
Chanyeol: that is it?
Chanyeol: the end?
Baekhyun: no,Kyungsoo actually falls for me
D.O: huh?
Baekhyun: you just couldn't resist my charm...
D.O: charm? you have a charm?
Baekhyun: u know u love me
Chen: where am i?
Baekhyun: u can be the teacher
Baekhyun: u look old enough
Chen: ya!
Baekhyun: y,young teacher
Baekhyun: who is after me
Chen: i like girls,in case you didn't know
Chen: besides,even if i liked dudes,you are not my type
Lay: then who is your type?
Chen: you?
Chen: beautiful,silent and talented
Lay: oh,wow,ehe,thanks ^^
Chen: and?
Lay: and what?
Chen: don't you have anything else to say?
Lay: ummm,what r we gonna have for dinner?
Chen: did-did i just get rejected?
Luhan: Yixing,you are suppose to compliment someone back when they do it to you
Lay: i guess
Lay: Jongdae has nice thighs?
Luhan: this is the best you will ever get,Jongdae,i say u take it
Chen: i am so touched T.T
Baekhyun: yo,old teacher,stop googling on innocent boys
Chen: Yixing hyung is older than me!
Baekhyun: not in my Manhwa he isn't
Lay: am i in it too?
Baekhyun: U'll be this genius senior
Lay: wow,thanks ^^
Baekhyun: who lost his first love in tragic accident
Baekhyun: and was sure that you will never love again until i bumped into you on that very faithful day
Sehun: hyung
Sehun: i thought u wanted EXO Manhwa.
Baekhyun: and?
Sehun: this is all about you
Baekhyun: EXO is all about me
Chanyeol: u gotta admire his confidence
D.O: don't just always get on your wife's side!
Baekhyun: that is what we r married for!
Chanyeol: Baek-Baekhyun.
Xiumin: this pink sock with a little poop picture on it
Xiumin: it's yours,right,Chanyeol?
Chanyeol: Jongdae bought it for me ^^
Xiumin: what is doing on the kitchen table?
Chanyeol: hey,just because he is a sock doesn't mean that he can't eat!
Xiumin: ...
Chanyeol: sorry,hyung.I'll clean it up once i get home
Xiumin: don't
Xiumin: u make more mess as u clean up
Chanyeol: nobody loves me
Chanyeol: Except my Baekhyunnie T.T
Baekhyun: call me Baekhyunnie once again and i will murder you.
Luhan: Baekhyun,i have a question
Baekhyun: yes,hyung?
Luhan: Kyungsoo is the sunbae who loves you,Jongdae is the ert who wants to sleep with you,Yixing falls in love with you
Baekhyun: Jongin
Baekhyun: Jongin too
Luhan: okay,Jongin too
Luhan: my question is
Luhan: don't you want a girlfriend? i mean,why r u making everyone gay?
Baekhyun: i don't know
Baekhyun: it just happened,i was just joking and
Baekhyun: help me hyung!
Baekhyun: our fans keep making us gay and even i forgot that i am actually straight,and Chanyeol keeps calling me his wife and afkljsakldfjkla
Chen: stop exaggerating
Chen: but the thing about this is that i can't be really sure about whether you are still joking or not
Kris: u sure u r straight?
Baekhyun: i expected you to understand my sense of humor,don't u notice the tone?
Chen: how am i suppose to notice the tone of your voice over a text?!
Tao: how come i am not in the Manga?
Baekhyun: Manhwa
Tao: whatever,why am i not in it?
Baekhyun: cause u and Sehun got married and moved to China and adopted a pretty little girl and are living happily ever after
Baekhyun: but u two like me too
Sehun: this hyung is out of his mind
Suho: Baekhyun,should i be worried?
Lay: what about Yifan?
Lay: and Luhan? and Minseok hyung? and Junmyeon?
Chanyeol: why is no one asking about me?
Baekhyun: Yifan hyung can be the neighbour hyung who is super rich and has been in love with me for years
Kris: for some reason,the number 11 seems better than 12
Kai: agreed
Sehun: totally
Tao: i already got the coffin ready
Baekhyun: Luhan hyung is the exchange student that i help out at school and he never reveals his crush to me until the end
Luhan: eh,thanks?
Baekhyun: Minseok hyung is my hyung's friend who makes lots of excuses to come to our home so he can see me ^^
Xiumin: sorry,but u r not my style
Kris: that is my line
Chanyeol: ur best friend here
Chanyeol: still roleless
Chen: it is cute how u actually want to be in this Manhwa/Manga that is happening only in Baekhyun's head
Baekhyun: Chanyeol?
Baekhyun: he can be my pet
Chanyeol: woof?
Chanyeol: the ,Baekhyun?
Kai: so basically this Manhwa has no plot
Tao: and everyone is in love with you?
Baekhyun: Yep
Baekhyun: ^^
Chanyeol: you,Baekhyun
D.O: screw you
Chen: you deserve a smack,really
Chen: a hard one
Suho: a psychiatrist is what you need
Lay: is no one gonna tell me what is for dinner?
Sehun: i wish i was allowed to cuss at hyung
Tao: and you guys call me weird
Luhan: Baekhyun,u need help
Xiumin: u all need help
Kris: Baekhyun,one of these days you r gonna get your face smashed
Kris: probably Kyungsoo
Kris: with a fry pan or something
*Woof*
Ohandiwillendthisandwon'tcomebackifyouguyskeepbeingthissilent
See you next time~
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