HAKUNA MATATA

IM YOUR DAUGHTER !!!

It was a nice atmosphere in the office ..for the first time there’s no moan and shouting

sooyoung eat her food ,giggling with no reason.hyoyeon grin while staring at her phone..there’s nicole’s wallpaper at her phone.yuri..dont ask me !,she still confuse about her status with jessica...a couple ?? still doubtful. Husband-wife ?? still impossible ,..and last the little creature..taeyeon the kid spacing out…she already know that yesterday mr.hwang her enemy in law visited her house..and that’s a code red ..because if that man come it’s must be something bad happen…happen …happen ha..*plak*…alright.

 

Yuri,sooyoung and hyoyeon notice it…they stare at each other and do their own language only the dumbs can understand it. Yuri pursed her lips and frown her forehead which mean ‘what’s wrong with her ??’,sooyoung puff her cheek which mean ‘I don’t know’,hyoyeon stick her tongue out which mean ‘lindsay lohan is a lesbian’ ..oh sorry I mean ‘lets ask her…’

 

“ayo midget ..wha-what happened ??” hyo asked with her ..rapper tone.

“no..im okay “taeyeon answered

“its your ual frustration happened again ??” sooyoung asked

“no..”

“seohyun sleep in your room.??”

“no..yul”

“so what ??” the three dumbs asked in unison

 

Taeyeon sigh “ yesterday…my father in law visited me…he really pisses me off..so I pranked him ,I put some purgative to his food when he had dinner in my house…he mad ofcourse,he said he want to take some revenge to me…”

 

“but its not the first time he said that to you right ??” yuri asked

“yes but I don’t know this time I think he really means it…the way he talked the way he threaten me…”

“that’s ok midget…he already do it for several times ..but you and fany ..still together…I know  what ever he want to do to..separate you from tiffany…it will fail…” yuri give her reasuring smile.

“yes ..like swahilian said..hakuna matataaaaa…”sooyoung said full of expression

“what is that ??” everyone asked

“its mean…no worries” sooyoung grinned full of proud ,watching simba ..its not really bad for her.

“yeah soo right… and all you need is love..” everyone stare at yuri.

“john lennon 1967..poor guy got shot in head.”yuri shook her head

“agrreee agreee,,,and always remember…you’re not alone” turn hyoyeon to said

“michael jackson ??”

“uhum…poorly he overdose..”

 

“arggh..why all of you give me a quote from death people..” taeyeon groan in annoyed ,this sharing problem not really help her at all

“remember …all you need is love..”yuri start her john lennon words

“you are not alone ~~~”

“hakuna matataaaaaaaaa,…..”

Taeyeon facepalmed “mumbo jumbo..”

 

**

“tell me once again why the hell im in here ??” always grumphy like a grandma who will cross the road ,jessica asked to her friends

“because you have to jessi..”tiffany beam her eye-smirk

“but I don’t want to go to here ..i better sleep in the apartment..than go to their office..”

“..you already in here..so there’s no any way you back to your apartment…ooopss yuri’s apartment haha. So jessica stop grumbling.” sunny said earning a laugh from tiffany and nicole..

“oh please sunny..sooyeon just being her self …grumphy kekeke..”nicole giggling beaming her eye-giggle ,while jessica just quiet hearing her friends tease at her.

 

The four of them walk headed to the dumbs office..they planning to have some lunch together.

After awhile for walking ..they’re open the dumbs ‘s door’s office..what a surprise for them …they’re saw the dumbs playing…like a kids.

 

“help me…help me…oh,im just an old woman help me..”hyoyeon act like a grandma and make a sounds like that.

“hahaha..there’s no one can help you.. grandma..haha”taeyeon laughed maniaclly while aim a gun…not real gun ofcourse,it just yuri’s high-hell

 

*sounds of superman*

 

“hakuna matata grandma…im super-kwonyuri-man ready to help..”yuri appear holding her hips ,said with her man voice….and step with one high-hell.

“oh gosh that can’t be…I have to go…” taeyeon start to freaked out ,she then stare at one object

“to the pole..” she pointed to sooyoung,who standing like a statue…no expression ,no appetite.

Taeyeon immediately run to sooyoung pole…and hop onto the left side of her.


“hold on midget villain…I super-kwonyuri-man…will catch you…kyaaa!!”yuri start to run..and hop onto the right side of sooyoung,they’re start bickering …pushing  at each other..and scratch like a woman bickering,oh I forgot they’re also woman…but like a man.

 

“hey…hey don’t be so rough “soo hissed being in the middle is the bad thing for her.

“why a pole can talk ??” the browless woman frowned

“maybe..it’s a pole villain….START TO ATTACK..” and the bickering still continue with sooyoung being a villain..or maybe a victim in this case. Until they’re fall to the floor

“hey..i can’t just sit in here …like a grandma..kyaaa !!”hyoyeon still using her grandma voice..then she start to join with her dumbs friend to the floor.

 

The wifey’s jaw drop..seeing this thing happen..how come they can love peoples like this ?? well..back again,,,love is blind

A man appear..and notice the usual thing infront of him..”you have to get used of it miss..”that man put some file on the desk and go again ..leaving the still jaw dropping wifey

 

“STOOOOPPPPPPPP ITTTTTTTTTTTTT….!!!” The sounds of dolphino appear.

 

**

“look bunny..they’re so violent…they’re accused me as a pole villain..”sooyoung whined ,pulling her bunny’s clothes

“we accused you..because you talked..pole not talk !!”  taeyeon said in stern gropping her tiffany’s ..you know what is that,

“uhum..and that’s my chance to attack you..i really wait for that….soooooo loooong…” hyoyeon smirked earning some glare from sooyoung

“I think im the one who suffer in here…look my high-hell broke..”yuri huffed showing her abstract high-hell

“but none of heroes..wear high-hell idiot..!” taeyeon mocked

“something new should appear ,right ? right ?..” they’re start to argue again…about high-hell , grandma and pole villain…this thing make jessica infuriated,’I am annoy’ words wrote all over her face.

 

“STOP IT !!!” she squeal with her super villain sica glare make the dumbs stop and look surprise..they’re hug their own wifey…but poor for yuri ,her wifey …is the villain,she doesn’t has anyone for hug..then tiffany caught her eyes ..she hug the eye-smile girl ..but earning a slap at her hands from taeyeon “MY WIFE !” taeyeon said in stern

 

“*sigh*..stop it okay ..you all really pisses the crap out of me..GROWN UP!!” jessica said in more calm voice make all peoples in that room lowering their head..but different from yuri she lowering her head because she just want to stare at jessica’s expose thigh

Kekekeke.

She mentally smirk

“please,,sica baby ..we just young once but we can still be immature..right right ??” yuri wiggling her brows and stretch her arms start to hug her wifey.

 

“alright..we are in here..not for arguing…but we came to here to give all of you ,your lunch..here hyonie hyonie..i made this for you..”nicole give a box of food to her lover

“oww thankyou nicolie…”hyoyeon peck her girlfriend lips and start to eat the box…I mean the food.

“here for my taetae…”tiffany also give a box of food to taeyeon..it’s a bento with shape on it

“owwwww…how cute,thankyou…mush room…”

“here..for my sooyoungie”the bunny give at least 5 box of food to sooyoung…understanding girlfriend

 

Hmm…yuri frown seeing her friends got a food from their lover..she turn her gaze at the beauty beside her..she smile but the latter just crosss her arms while munch some bubble gum

*poke..poke*

“sic,-“

“WHAT ???!!” jessica glare she know random things will come fro yuri’s mouth

“where’s mine ??” yuri extend her hands

“what yours??” jessica stare at the direction that yuri pointed

The blonde sigh and smile a bit..she take something from her pocket and put it on yuri’s palms..its

“bubble gum ??” yuri frowned seeing A bubble gum on her palms

“its ok you can have it…that’s my change from grocery..too enough for you” jessica act still cold but inside she laugh her off.yuri roughly open the bubble gum almost mistaken to eat the wrap instead of the gum..she then munch it also roughly…

Kekekekekkekekekkeke

 

All of her friends giggling seeing this tragedy…,yuri caught something in taeyeon’s bento..she smirk and take that thing without the owner knowing..

“ohhh..sica~~~ look at this~~”yuri show that thing infront of Jessica …the latter stop from her giggling and turn her gaze at yuri..jessica wideeeen her eyes.

 

*100-120 db scream*

*glass broken*

*eardrum broken *

*deafness for awhile*

*hullaballoooo*

 

*bug*

Jessica fainted seeing a piece of cucumber in yuri’s hands

“SICAAAAAA !!”

**

 

“sica wake up…”they’re yuri and fainting Jessica already in the apartment

“wakey…wakey..”yuri try to wake the sleeping beauty but seems all of that,not working..yuri huffed she stood and take something …after  awhile she back while holding a cymbal

*PRANGGGGGG*

Jessica still didn’t move

Yuri take a monkey toy holding a drum..

*dum…dummmm*

Still fainting

A megaphone..”SICA WAKE UP !!!!”..the sleeping beauty still sleep or fainted..peacefully

Her phone ringtone…*tet..tet..tet* hopeless…

 

Yuri huffed and cupped jessica’s face..she start to worry about Jessica..if she doesn’t give Jessica a piece of cucumber it will never happen..but she has a reason for did that..she pisses off because Jessica just give her a gum…,she stare lovingly at jessica’s face…from her wide forehead..beautiful eyelids..sharp chin and nose..and last her pink lips ..yuri gulped it’s been awhile she’s not taste that’s lips..but if she kiss Jessica now it’s mean yuri take advantage of her…whatever she still fainted though.

Slowly yuri lean her face to jessica’s and stick her lips together…jessica’s lips it’s feel so good..soft and delicate..yuri surprise when feel jessica’s kiss her back…she doesn’t know the blonde already awake…the kiss is sweet but turn into passionate when their tongue involve..

 

Jessica pull from the kiss ..and slap yuri’s cheek.

“aww…what was that for ??”

“it’s because YOU…give me a piece of cucumber…until I fainted ,it’s all your fault you stupid !”

“im sorry..i didn’t mean it ~~~”

“yes you did !”

“im just jealous with the others ..they’re really sweet..but you just give me a bubble gum sica…” yuri pout

“just date with them..not me !”

“so we are date ??!!” yuri wave her brows

Sica blush “n-no..who said we are date ??”

“YOU !!”

“no I didn’t “

“yes you did..”

“no..”

“yes”

“no”

“yes”

“no”

“no”

“yes!”

“see ???” yuri smirked in victory she can teased Jessica…

 

“arggh whatever “

*ting tong*

They’re startled when her the door bell rang

“since when you have a door bell ??” Jessica asked

“since…..now I think “ Jessica growl and start to walk towards the door,she held the door knob and turn it open ..it’s reveal

“hey baby…im,- YOU !!”Victoria look surprised and pointed at Jessica

“YOU !!”

“JESSICA !!”

“VICTORIA !!”

“JESSICA !!”

“VICTORIA !!”

“KWON YURI !!!” yuri suddenly appear

“KWON YURI !!???”

“YOONAAAA !!!!” yoona appear

“YOONAAA ???!!!”

“hah,,BURI BURI MONSTER !!!”

“BURI BURI MONSTER ???!!!”

 

**

 

Taeyeon already finish with her job…she walk to the parking lot for taking her car,

“so there she is “ a girl mumble from far away “quite cute” the girl walk slowly towards taeyeon

“hey cutie~ im dara…want to have a fun time~~” dara girl said with seductive voice but taeyeon just smile and ignore her..when taeyeon start to enter her car she felt someone pull her and when she realize she felt some lips on her own lips.

~an inch away~

“hey sungmin..you have to take the upper side pic..not their legs” a guy told to his partner

“but their legs ..is soooo y eunhyuk  even the short one,,”

 

“uhhh….”taeyeon push the girl harshly

“im sorry but im married “she show her wedding rings ..and immediately enter her car…

While the dara girl just smirk staring at taeyeon’s car.

TO BE OR NOT TO BE,,,THAT'S THE MYSTERY

haha..im sorry im sorry i late..you know..holiday...holiday i need some holiday..

and dont kill me..i update the chapter like this...

LETS JUST SAYS TOGETHER HAKUNA MATATA FOR YURI AND TAEYEON....

 

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Im busy because final exam..dude,but i will update it soon dont worry.n dont think IM DIED. .remember i have a life

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