"Jagiya, are you cold?" Kai asked worriedly. You shook your head in response, teeth chattering violently. "Okay. Here," He took off his own winter coat, exposing his toned bronze skin. As he draped it across your shoulders, you pecked his cheek. "Thank you~" You said in your aegyeo voice. Suddenly, the aura changed. In a bad way. Kai's face went hard. He craned his neck to face you. "NO!" Then he began to clog dance in the middle of the sidewalk. A giant, potato-shaped block of hail suddenly slapped you across the face. You fell to the ground and Kai had clogged so hard that he was actually clogging on your fallen body. You had died. The people around stopped, gasping at the sight. "WERK IT, GURL!" Some random dude with a giant peacock squawking on his head said. A dog then peed icicles on your remains. Luhan began a conga line and the train of people also stomped on the last bits of flesh and gory innards. "WUZ UP BOIS!" Eli began to bob his head like a pigeon, flapping his arms widely. Then Jay Park came out and began to break dance on the concrete.

The End.

How dafuq ...... ? o.0