Far, far away, in the bask horizons of EXO Planet, branch 169, -talia, there lived a man known for his notorious derp persona.

His name, you ask?

Park Chanyeol.

With his million dollar -eating smile and the largest of large probing eyes, it wasn't that difficult to spot this kid galaxies away.

On one particular sunny afternoon, Chanteol was doing the usual: Skipping through acres of lilies and letting the cool breeze pull back his dark locks.

"I need the greenest of green grass paddies!" He pouted greatly.

Suddenly, a magic piece of bacon flew into his vision. "HIPPIDY SKIDDLY DUN DIDDLY DOOO~" The bacon sang.

Chanyeol began to laugh hysterically, his nostrils blaring open. 

"WHO IS DISTURBING MY SLUMBER?!?!?" A booming voice riveted throughout the land.

The bacon disappeared and Chanyeol was left to fend for himself from the beast: The King of and Freshness, Krissssssss.

Chanyeol fell to his knees once Krissssssss appeared at the foot of the scared derp boy. "WAS IT YOU WHO LET OUT THE BEAST???" Chanyeol stayed quiet at the King's words, "ANSWER ME, PEASANT!"

A glowing presence overwhelmed Chanyeol's fallen body. Krissssssss shileded his eyes from the radiating glow.

It was time.

"AHOOO! SARANGHAEYOOOOO!" 

Kris cried. Chanyeol laughed. Kai jumped out and began to the air.

The End.

I am for sure going to get beat up today. GOOD LUCK TO ME :D