Affectionate Kisses || Sehun ||

WTF Story Time

 

You rested your head on Sehun's lap, as he combed his fingers through your hair. The sensation made you a bit tired. Snuggling closer into Sehun, you stifled an incoherent giggle because of the sudden affectionate kisses he placed all over your face. His lips trailed the outline of your face and to your neck, where he abruptly paused. "Oppa?" You asked. Sehun left his head hanging in the crook of your neck. "Oppa," Shakily raising his head, you let out an ear-piercing scream. "HOLY !" Sehun began convulsing, his mouth blaring open, exposing his hidden fangs. "I AM COUNT CHOCO!" He flapped his arms around, representing a bat. Sehun pushed you to the floor and took a giant chunk out of your neck, leaving your jugular exposed to the whole world. You bled to death as Sehun began to "Marry You" by Bruno Mars. The End

 

My room smells like bacon ._.

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baka_ichigo_lee
#1
Huehuehue :3 I've been a silent reader.. and I totally forgot to comment OTL

Make more crack fic please.. Like I find it funny XD the first time I read it I cried cause I was laughing to much.. :3 hehe
Kpopling
#2
NUUUU I FORGOT I CLICKED 'Completed stories' WAHHHHHHHHHHYYYUUUU
Kpopling
#3
Chapter 20: Ohhhh can I request a really awkward imagine with zelo?


Oh don't mind mee~ just unintentionally spamming youuu~
Kpopling
#4
Chapter 20: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~ CHINGUU I LAFF YEW AND YOUR STORIES!!!! But, if it makes you happy *sniffle* I will be happy * wipes tear dramatically leaving emo like eyeliner smudges*
Kpopling
#5
Chapter 19: Well.... That escalated quickly XD OMFG
Kpopling
#6
Chapter 10: Well first of all I would go buy some pocky, eat the pocky, drive to Korea with my skateboard, befriend some dolphins, make it to Seoul, steal one of jay parks hats, eat sehun, make it to sment, in everyones cherrios, make out with Henry, fly to ygent, GD, roll to tsent, kidnap zelo, take him to a park, and shove ice ream in his god damnn mutha ing hot face then make out with a tree. That is what I would do with my bias (zelo btw.....)
SadTurtle
#7
Chapter 9: TaeMAAN is so manly!lol EYK references, love it XD
Tezzera
#8
Chapter 12: wtf....... Chingu..... you REALLY REALLLY need a hobby....
hajimarayo
#9
Chapter 19: Noona! Do u know mehh? eheheh, I'm ur stalker. Uhm.. actually I wanna be ur secret admirer lol.
Okay so about ur crackfic, I've been reading ALL of ur crackfics and DANG! I really LARB UR CRACKFICS. IT'S TOTALLY CRACKING MA MIND. Laughing so hard and my cousin thinks I am really sane. Thanks doode. I'm subscribing to ur stories ehehe